Just Joking

goldfinger · goldfinger

An old Calabrian Godfather in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his trusted Grandson to his bedside,..."Guido, I wan' you lissina me, your Grandpa,... I wan' you to take-a my beloved chrome plated...38 revolver, so you will always remember me,... your Grandpa..." "But Grandpa, I really have never lik...

goldfinger · goldfinger

A couple of old timers were playing golf, when one mentioned he was going to Dr. Upjohn for a new set of dentures in the morning.... His elderly mate remarked that he too had gone to the same Dr. Upjohn two years previously... "Is that so?" asked the first old timer....."Did he do a really good job?" Hi...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

https://www.facebook.com/ryan.keune/videos/1157143093960/

Joker · Joker

A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND." He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

Woody2 · Woody2

Woody2 · Woody2

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 46 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-SIX YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP HOUSE, A JUNK CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 23-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $35,000.00...

Woody2 · Woody2

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marria...

kiwijims · kiwijims

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: "Up until last week, I had it all!! A cook, clean and pressed clothes, TV, internet. I went to the gym, the library, and the pool. I took college courses for free, and never worked a day". I aske...

Woody2 · Woody2

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Woody2 · Woody2

-- Edited by Woody2 on Sunday 17th of July 2016 10:50:03 AM

Joker · Joker

A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you findthe shampoo?He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair,and I've just wet mine."

goldfinger · goldfinger

From my weird Yankeeee mate...... Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question, it is, as it reads. No one I know has got it right...few people do. A woman while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy who she did not know. She t...

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goldfinger · goldfinger

rgren2 · rgren2

WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS I was visiting my daughter last night whenI asked if I could borrow a newspaper."This is the 21st century" she said. "We don't waste money onNewspapers. Here use my iPad."I can tell you this.. That friggin fly never knew what hit him.

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Woody2 · Woody2

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

I sold a lawn mower on gumtree today now I don't have to worry about that pesky neighbour mowing his lawn at 6am on a Sunday morning

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	That's it!.....Times up!..... (Preview) An old Calabrian Godfather in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his trusted Grandson to his bedside,..."Guido, I wan' you lissina me, your Grandpa,... I wan' you to take-a my beloved chrome plated...38 revolver, so you will always remember me,... your Grandpa..." "But Grandpa, I really have never lik...	goldfinger	0	851	05:28 PM Jul 18, 2016 by goldfinger
	New dentures tomorrow.... (Preview) A couple of old timers were playing golf, when one mentioned he was going to Dr. Upjohn for a new set of dentures in the morning.... His elderly mate remarked that he too had gone to the same Dr. Upjohn two years previously... "Is that so?" asked the first old timer....."Did he do a really good job?" Hi...	goldfinger	0	913	10:40 PM Jul 17, 2016 by goldfinger
	Looking for a new home (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	848	09:14 PM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	One for Cupie.. (Preview) https://www.facebook.com/ryan.keune/videos/1157143093960/	aussie_paul	0	834	08:03 PM Jul 17, 2016 by aussie_paul
	2nd Blond Male Joke (Ok.. Ok.. You are asking for it!) (Preview) A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND." He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.	Joker	0	734	05:44 PM Jul 17, 2016 by Joker
	Yes well (Preview)	Woody2	1	849	05:18 PM Jul 17, 2016 by grahos
	How to solve an old mans problem (Preview) AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 46 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-SIX YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP HOUSE, A JUNK CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 23-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $35,000.00...	Woody2	0	832	12:45 PM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	Little Bruce andJenny (Preview) Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marria...	Woody2	0	839	12:42 PM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	The Homeless Man (Preview) This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: "Up until last week, I had it all!! A cook, clean and pressed clothes, TV, internet. I went to the gym, the library, and the pool. I took college courses for free, and never worked a day". I aske...	kiwijims	1	930	11:44 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Marriage (Preview)	Woody2	0	754	11:07 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	Oh. lord (Preview)	Woody2	0	732	10:58 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	A very long time ago (Preview) -- Edited by Woody2 on Sunday 17th of July 2016 10:50:03 AM	Woody2	0	754	10:43 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	1st Blond Male Joke (More to come... just ask.. Lol) (Preview) A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you findthe shampoo?He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair,and I've just wet mine."	Joker	1	781	10:38 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	A serious, bit weird one?..... (Preview) From my weird Yankeeee mate...... Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question, it is, as it reads. No one I know has got it right...few people do. A woman while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy who she did not know. She t...	goldfinger	2	891	12:17 AM Jul 17, 2016 by dorian
	Ahhhhhh Soooooo!... Japaneeee Funny Business..... (Preview)	goldfinger	2	837	11:42 PM Jul 16, 2016 by goldfinger
	Mmmmmmmmmm! (Preview)	goldfinger	0	838	06:35 PM Jul 16, 2016 by goldfinger
	Newspapers (Preview) WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS I was visiting my daughter last night whenI asked if I could borrow a newspaper."This is the 21st century" she said. "We don't waste money onNewspapers. Here use my iPad."I can tell you this.. That friggin fly never knew what hit him.	rgren2	0	813	02:26 PM Jul 16, 2016 by rgren2
	MURPHY'S LAW (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	3	1072	10:40 PM Jul 15, 2016 by Cadpete
	How to predict a patdown (Preview)	Woody2	5	1219	04:21 PM Jul 15, 2016 by Woody2
	Sold a lawn mower on gumtree today (Preview) I sold a lawn mower on gumtree today now I don't have to worry about that pesky neighbour mowing his lawn at 6am on a Sunday morning	Woody n Sue	0	864	07:41 PM Jul 14, 2016 by Woody n Sue
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