Just Joking

Baz421 · Baz421

Baz421 · Baz421

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction...

Baz421 · Baz421

CUSTOMER SERVICE AT ITS FINEST.... This has got to be one of funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think this guy should have received a promotion, not have gotten fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care departme...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

I played golf today got a hole in one ! There expecting ting showers in broom

Magnarc · Magnarc

Apologies if this has been posted before. Pat and Mick are walking down the village street when they meet the Father coming towards them. "Hello Father" says Mick, "Hello Father says Pat. "Hello there boys what are ye up to today?" says the Priest. "Nuttin Father&...

dorian · dorian

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2016/01/pee-soon.jpg

goldfinger · goldfinger

Paddy had been drinking at his local pub all day and most of the night, 'celebrating' St.Patrick's Day... Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy" Paddy replies, "OK Mick, O'ill be on me way then". Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off....

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

IRISH BLONDE On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow p...

goldfinger · goldfinger

Bob, a 71 year-old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the RV Motorhome Convention with a breathtakingly beautiful and verrry sexy 25 year old blond-haired Lass, who knocks everyone's socks off,......well most anyway, perhaps not a lot of the Matrons,... with her youthful stunning sex appea...

goldfinger · goldfinger

A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her 3 male 'Stammers Action Group'.. She had tried every technique in the text book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally exasperated, she said: "If any of you can tell me where you were born, withou...

Douglas Leigh · Douglas Leigh

Subject: VERY DISTURBING REVELATION Sexual activity for senior males: (where were you born?) Statistics just released from The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that: Australian men between 60 and 75 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number have it a...

Douglas Leigh · Douglas Leigh

One rainy spring night in Dublin, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in th...

Magnarc · Magnarc

In Cricket you get a Duck. In Golf you have a birdie and an Eagle. In football you have a foul(fowl). So I pose the question, what do you get in Bowls??? Scroll down. Goldfish. Daft ain't it?

Yarra · Yarra

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.She says, 'Hello.'He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'His mind begins to race. He remembers...

Yarra · Yarra

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation Paddy answered, "Knicker Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies knickers and thongs."The clerk looked up "Knicker Stitcher" on his computer and, finding it classified as un...

Douglas Leigh · Douglas Leigh

r A MESSAGE FROM THE THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocati...

Moorey · Moorey

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he...

goldfinger · goldfinger

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse..NOW!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin' wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "yes there is, now git out there NOW and fix it." So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, l...

Magnarc · Magnarc

Stop press......... A nude male dead body was found today in a Yorkshire park with a Weetbix stuck in his mouth. Police are looking for a cereal killer........... Daft aint it?

goldfinger · goldfinger

A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on a airplane. After a while the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The Rabbi responded "Yes, that is still one of our Laws." The Priest then asked, "Sooooo...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	HORMONE GUIDE (Preview)	Baz421	0	897	09:04 PM Feb 8, 2016 by Baz421
	POODLE AND THE LEOPARD CIRCA 2006 (Preview) A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction...	Baz421	0	802	09:00 PM Feb 8, 2016 by Baz421
	COMPUTER HELP FROM 2003 (Preview) CUSTOMER SERVICE AT ITS FINEST.... This has got to be one of funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think this guy should have received a promotion, not have gotten fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care departme...	Baz421	0	1002	08:55 PM Feb 8, 2016 by Baz421
	A few Dad jokes (Preview) I played golf today got a hole in one ! There expecting ting showers in broom	Woody n Sue	0	603	05:24 PM Feb 8, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	A challenge to Goldfingers best Irish joke (Preview) Apologies if this has been posted before. Pat and Mick are walking down the village street when they meet the Father coming towards them. "Hello Father" says Mick, "Hello Father says Pat. "Hello there boys what are ye up to today?" says the Priest. "Nuttin Father&...	Magnarc	1	629	03:58 PM Feb 8, 2016 by grahos
	Why I don't drink at the club (Preview) http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2016/01/pee-soon.jpg	dorian	0	834	06:37 AM Feb 8, 2016 by dorian
	This remains the best genuine Irish Joke I have ever heard...oldy but goody.... (Preview) Paddy had been drinking at his local pub all day and most of the night, 'celebrating' St.Patrick's Day... Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy" Paddy replies, "OK Mick, O'ill be on me way then". Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off....	goldfinger	0	734	07:32 PM Feb 7, 2016 by goldfinger
	IRISH BLONDE (Preview) IRISH BLONDE On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow p...	aussie_paul	0	702	05:29 PM Feb 7, 2016 by aussie_paul
	Be a happy Nomad..not a grumpy old Gromad......share a smile... (Preview) Bob, a 71 year-old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the RV Motorhome Convention with a breathtakingly beautiful and verrry sexy 25 year old blond-haired Lass, who knocks everyone's socks off,......well most anyway, perhaps not a lot of the Matrons,... with her youthful stunning sex appea...	goldfinger	0	918	03:11 PM Feb 7, 2016 by goldfinger
	The Speech Therapist.. (Preview) A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her 3 male 'Stammers Action Group'.. She had tried every technique in the text book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally exasperated, she said: "If any of you can tell me where you were born, withou...	goldfinger	1	777	11:42 AM Feb 7, 2016 by Magnarc
	VERY DISTURBING (Preview) Subject: VERY DISTURBING REVELATION Sexual activity for senior males: (where were you born?) Statistics just released from The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that: Australian men between 60 and 75 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number have it a...	Douglas Leigh	2	780	11:16 PM Feb 6, 2016 by goldfinger
	CAB FAIR XXX (Preview) One rainy spring night in Dublin, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in th...	Douglas Leigh	0	739	03:46 PM Feb 6, 2016 by Douglas Leigh
	Sports (Preview) In Cricket you get a Duck. In Golf you have a birdie and an Eagle. In football you have a foul(fowl). So I pose the question, what do you get in Bowls??? Scroll down. Goldfish. Daft ain't it?	Magnarc	1	908	11:28 AM Feb 6, 2016 by Aus-Kiwi
	You're the father of one of my kids... (Preview) A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.She says, 'Hello.'He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'His mind begins to race. He remembers...	Yarra	0	717	10:15 AM Feb 6, 2016 by Yarra
	Laid Off (Preview) Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation Paddy answered, "Knicker Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies knickers and thongs."The clerk looked up "Knicker Stitcher" on his computer and, finding it classified as un...	Yarra	0	658	10:13 AM Feb 6, 2016 by Yarra
	A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN (Preview) r A MESSAGE FROM THE THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocati...	Douglas Leigh	3	1343	07:36 AM Feb 6, 2016 by dorian
	The practice lives on. (Preview) Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he...	Moorey	1	729	10:17 PM Feb 5, 2016 by Baggie
	One of my old Pa's favourites to tell us.....much to my Nan's chagrin. (Preview) Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse..NOW!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin' wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "yes there is, now git out there NOW and fix it." So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, l...	goldfinger	5	1052	01:47 PM Feb 5, 2016 by goldfinger
	Murder. (Preview) Stop press......... A nude male dead body was found today in a Yorkshire park with a Weetbix stuck in his mouth. Police are looking for a cereal killer........... Daft aint it?	Magnarc	3	1061	01:16 PM Feb 5, 2016 by Baggie
	The Priest and the Rabbi.... (Preview) A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on a airplane. After a while the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The Rabbi responded "Yes, that is still one of our Laws." The Priest then asked, "Sooooo...	goldfinger	0	709	09:51 PM Feb 4, 2016 by goldfinger
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