Just Joking

Yarra · Yarra

A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this? T...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody2 · Woody2

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the test...

kiwijims · kiwijims

First time in history > If Hilary Clinton wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the > first time in history that two U.S. presidents have slept with each other. > > If Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the > first time in history that a billionaire w...

Yarra · Yarra

Yarra · Yarra

Susie lee done fell in love,she planned to marry joe.She was so happy 'bout it all,she told her pappy so. Pappy told her, susie gal,you'll have to find another.I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know,but joe is yo' half brother. So susie put aside her joeand planned to marry will.But after telling pappy th...

Yarra · Yarra

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man...

Joker · Joker

A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close yourcurtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole streetwas watching and laughing at you yesterday."To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of youbecause I wasn't even at home yesterday!

Woody2 · Woody2

FLU SEASON Its brilliant To avoid it... Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the s...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Yarra · Yarra

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100. The Americ...

Yarra · Yarra

A Scotsman moves to the United States and attends his first baseball game.The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double.Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"The next batter hits a single.The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!"....

Yarra · Yarra

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voi...

graeme c · graeme c

Have you had your scan today Senior Citizen Afternoon Nap

Joker · Joker

Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them toa police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

Phillipn · Phillipn

goldfinger · goldfinger

Phillipn · Phillipn

Phillipn · Phillipn

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Lexus Mechanic and the Cardiologist (Preview) A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this? T...	Yarra	2	1083	08:44 PM Jul 30, 2016 by goldfinger
	Remember this is a joke some may prim people not like it (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	1081	08:01 AM Jul 29, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Headaches (Preview) The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the test...	Woody2	2	1235	08:05 PM Jul 28, 2016 by Blues Man
	Can this really happen ? (Preview) First time in history > If Hilary Clinton wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the > first time in history that two U.S. presidents have slept with each other. > > If Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the > first time in history that a billionaire w...	kiwijims	0	1049	03:48 PM Jul 28, 2016 by kiwijims
	Stay Fit (Preview)	Yarra	1	1090	12:38 PM Jul 28, 2016 by Kaid
	A redneck love poem (Preview) Susie lee done fell in love,she planned to marry joe.She was so happy 'bout it all,she told her pappy so. Pappy told her, susie gal,you'll have to find another.I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know,but joe is yo' half brother. So susie put aside her joeand planned to marry will.But after telling pappy th...	Yarra	0	1008	09:13 AM Jul 27, 2016 by Yarra
	Why did you have to die? (Preview) A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man...	Yarra	0	1023	09:11 AM Jul 27, 2016 by Yarra
	6th Plont Male Joke (I am bored so I hit you with another one!) (Preview) A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close yourcurtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole streetwas watching and laughing at you yesterday."To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of youbecause I wasn't even at home yesterday!	Joker	2	1124	05:08 AM Jul 26, 2016 by Blues Man
	Flu season (Preview) FLU SEASON Its brilliant *To avoid it...* *Eat right!* *Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.* *Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.* *Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.* *Walk for at least an hour a day,* *go for a swim,* *take the s...*	Woody2	0	940	06:10 PM Jul 25, 2016 by Woody2
	Boobs and why kangaroos don't have them (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1021	02:53 PM Jul 24, 2016 by kandagal
	Oops (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	884	08:38 AM Jul 24, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Risky Undertaking (Preview) Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100. The Americ...	Yarra	0	888	08:07 AM Jul 24, 2016 by Yarra
	A Scotsman (Preview) A Scotsman moves to the United States and attends his first baseball game.The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double.Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"The next batter hits a single.The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!"....	Yarra	0	1040	09:18 PM Jul 23, 2016 by Yarra
	More Blonde Jokes (Preview) An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voi...	Yarra	0	825	09:09 PM Jul 23, 2016 by Yarra
	scan (Preview) Have you had your scan today Senior Citizen Afternoon Nap	graeme c	1	998	06:00 PM Jul 23, 2016 by grahos
	5th Blonde Male Joke (You want more!!!... Nnaaaaa. REALLY) (Preview) Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them toa police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."	Joker	0	840	02:04 PM Jul 23, 2016 by Joker
	Knickers (Preview)	Phillipn	0	995	10:25 AM Jul 23, 2016 by Phillipn
	Presidential Interns... (Preview)	goldfinger	0	891	10:20 AM Jul 23, 2016 by goldfinger
	Seperate Holidays (Preview)	Phillipn	0	918	10:19 AM Jul 23, 2016 by Phillipn
	How True (Preview)	Phillipn	0	978	09:15 AM Jul 23, 2016 by Phillipn
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