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Yarra · Yarra

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

1981 & 2005 - Two Interesting Years Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe . 3. Australia lost the Ashes. 4. The Pope died. Interesting Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champion...

Yarra · Yarra

FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH (always pronounced as Van GO) Who thinks up these things!!!!!!!!!!!! His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh The brother who...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A Muslim dies, and by some error in his handling, ends up in heaven.He's stopped at the Pearly Gates by St Peter who says:"Sorry, but we don't allow Muslims into Heaven"."What?!!!!" replies the Muslim, "and why not?""Well, we just don't!! and that's it, also, we're short on Virgins".The Muslim comp...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A wife was curious when she found an old negative in a drawer and had it made into a print. She was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of her at a much younger, slimmer time, taken many years ago on one of her first dates with her husband. When she showed him the photo, his face lit up. "Wo...

rgren2 · rgren2

A drover, who just moved to Queensland from Victoria,walks into a bar and orders three glasses of XXXX beer.He sits in the back of the room,drinking a sip out of each one in turn.When he finishes them,he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the drover,"You k...

Woody2 · Woody2

Telephone survey - Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:- "Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world.The survey was a comp...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was something wrong with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.Hes just lying there looking sick, he told me. Im serious, Dad . Can you help?I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody2 · Woody2

Dear Dr. Phil . . . When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime fishing. I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner, who...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a ...

Woody2 · Woody2

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs...

Moorey · Moorey

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well... We are now uncertain...

gumpybsc · gumpybsc

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

goldfinger · goldfinger

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time.. "Would you like some crispy bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee"?.. He declines..."Thanks for asking love, but I'm not real hungry right now...its this Viagra..it's really taken the edge off my appetite."... At l...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Read it all the way through! It's a good laugh! AND really quite true!!A good laugh for people in the over 70 group !!!When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music,takes videos, pictures and communicates with Fac...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Got to get one of these for the front gate (Preview)	Yarra	2	1187	05:38 PM Jun 8, 2016 by aussie_paul
	Ha ha, lol (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1099	04:00 PM Jun 8, 2016 by Baggie
	1981 and 2005 Interesting Years (Preview) 1981 & 2005 - Two Interesting Years Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe . 3. Australia lost the Ashes. 4. The Pope died. Interesting Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champion...	Wombat 280	3	1113	08:30 AM Jun 7, 2016 by rockylizard
	FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH (Preview) FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH (always pronounced as Van GO) Who thinks up these things!!!!!!!!!!!! His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh The brother who...	Yarra	0	1129	07:16 PM Jun 6, 2016 by Yarra
	The Pearly Gates (Preview) A Muslim dies, and by some error in his handling, ends up in heaven.He's stopped at the Pearly Gates by St Peter who says:"Sorry, but we don't allow Muslims into Heaven"."What?!!!!" replies the Muslim, "and why not?""Well, we just don't!! and that's it, also, we're short on Virgins".The Muslim comp...	aussie_paul	0	990	05:33 PM Jun 6, 2016 by aussie_paul
	A MAN SEES THINGS DIFFERENTLY THAN A WOMAN DOES (Preview) A wife was curious when she found an old negative in a drawer and had it made into a print. She was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of her at a much younger, slimmer time, taken many years ago on one of her first dates with her husband. When she showed him the photo, his face lit up. "Wo...	aussie_paul	0	961	11:59 AM Jun 6, 2016 by aussie_paul
	The Drover. (Preview) A drover, who just moved to Queensland from Victoria,walks into a bar and orders three glasses of XXXX beer.He sits in the back of the room,drinking a sip out of each one in turn.When he finishes them,he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the drover,"You k...	rgren2	0	1035	03:55 AM Jun 6, 2016 by rgren2
	Telephone survey (Preview) Telephone survey - Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:- "Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world.The survey was a comp...	Woody2	1	1226	08:31 PM Jun 5, 2016 by Baggie
	More Irish.. lol (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1006	05:19 PM Jun 5, 2016 by grahos
	You were born a prodistent but now you are a catholic (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1005	05:18 PM Jun 5, 2016 by grahos
	Here’s what happened: (Preview) Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was something wrong with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.Hes just lying there looking sick, he told me. Im serious, Dad . Can you help?I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of...	aussie_paul	1	1164	05:16 PM Jun 5, 2016 by grahos
	Let's milk this one (Preview)	Woody n Sue	2	1236	11:55 AM Jun 5, 2016 by Aus-Kiwi
	Dear Dr Phil (Preview) Dear Dr. Phil . . . When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime fishing. I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner, who...	Woody2	4	1207	08:51 AM Jun 5, 2016 by Woody2
	A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. (Preview) A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a ...	aussie_paul	0	1032	11:36 AM Jun 4, 2016 by aussie_paul
	Poor Irish....another one (Preview) An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs...	Woody2	1	990	11:26 AM Jun 4, 2016 by grahos
	Medicare Advice (Preview) The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well... We are now uncertain...	Moorey	1	943	11:25 AM Jun 4, 2016 by grahos
	Bar joke: Dyslexia (Preview) A dyslexic man walks into a bra.	gumpybsc	4	1036	12:13 AM Jun 3, 2016 by beej
	Side Effects to Viagra.... (Preview) A woman asks her husband at breakfast time.. "Would you like some crispy bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee"?.. He declines..."Thanks for asking love, but I'm not real hungry right now...its this Viagra..it's really taken the edge off my appetite."... At l...	goldfinger	0	1273	10:05 PM Jun 2, 2016 by goldfinger
	Should I Really Join Facebook? (Priceless) (Preview) Read it all the way through! It's a good laugh! AND really quite true!!A good laugh for people in the over 70 group !!!When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music,takes videos, pictures and communicates with Fac...	aussie_paul	0	1298	09:20 PM Jun 2, 2016 by aussie_paul
	SpecSavers (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	3	1248	06:41 PM Jun 2, 2016 by Baggie
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