Just Joking

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab wa...

SLUG · SLUG

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."Second guy: "That's nothing; I ha...

gerard gue · gerard gue

After living in Shanghai for 50 years a Chinese man decides to move to Australia.He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa.A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region.He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

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Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A Bloke calls the company and orders their 5 day 5 kgs weight loss programme.The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. The sign reads, 'If you catch me,...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Conversation after the first woman landed on the moon. Houston, we have a problem. What? Never mind. Whats the problem? Nothing. Please tell us? Im fine. Aussie Paul.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finan...

Redlander · Redlander

Removed as may offend some -- Edited by Redlander on Thursday 6th of August 2015 10:07:04 AM

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book!!" A prospective husband in a book store: "Do you have a book called, 'Husband - the Master of the House'? Sales Girl:...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Cupie · Cupie

The Satnav A new poem by Pam Ayres I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife. It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

The $2.99 Seniors Special: We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'Seniors Special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.. "Sounds good" my wife said, "But I don't want the eggs". "Then I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la car...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

dishlicker · dishlicker

On there wedding night the newly weds spent the first night in the honeymoon suite of the motel the husband went down stairs to order breakfast. Egg, bacon, sausages and toast for me , and a lettuce for the wife he told the waiter. Isn't lettuce a rather unusual breakfast choice sir? Yes replied the husb...

dishlicker · dishlicker

Two 90 yr old mates Bruce and Phill meet in the street and Bruce says to Phill Whats this i hear about you being committed on a rape charge, you know thats ridiculous. Yeh i know says Phill but i was too bloody proud to plead Not Guilty.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Getting even with a taxi driver (Preview) A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab wa...	Woody n Sue	1	893	08:30 AM Oct 15, 2015 by iana
	SEX OF FISH (Preview) Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."Second guy: "That's nothing; I ha...	SLUG	0	803	06:34 PM Oct 14, 2015 by SLUG
	Chinese customs?? (Preview) After living in Shanghai for 50 years a Chinese man decides to move to Australia.He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa.A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region.He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees...	gerard gue	0	687	02:42 PM Oct 14, 2015 by gerard gue
	Organic farming explained (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	937	12:40 AM Oct 14, 2015 by Joe50
	This may be politically incorrect so be carefull (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	745	09:31 PM Oct 13, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Marriage changes you (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	910	09:29 AM Oct 13, 2015 by Spydermann
	JENNY CRAIG ~ FOR MEN (Preview) A Bloke calls the company and orders their 5 day 5 kgs weight loss programme.The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. The sign reads, 'If you catch me,...	aussie_paul	0	992	08:23 PM Oct 12, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Just for the fun of it (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	738	06:33 PM Oct 12, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Sorry ladies.. (Preview) Conversation after the first woman landed on the moon. Houston, we have a problem. What? Never mind. Whats the problem? Nothing. Please tell us? Im fine. Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	800	01:37 PM Oct 12, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Good job bad job (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	802	01:09 PM Oct 12, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	If you can't laugh, don't read it. (Preview) An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finan...	Young Simmo	2	997	10:02 PM Oct 11, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	The Fisherman (Preview) Removed as may offend some -- Edited by Redlander on Thursday 6th of August 2015 10:07:04 AM	Redlander	2	865	12:19 AM Oct 10, 2015 by Young Simmo
	England Prepares For Qtr Finals... (Preview) ...	Gunsondeck	0	866	07:04 PM Oct 9, 2015 by Gunsondeck
	A Different Perspective (Preview) A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book!!" A prospective husband in a book store: "Do you have a book called, 'Husband - the Master of the House'? Sales Girl:...	aussie_paul	1	854	05:52 PM Oct 9, 2015 by Felicia
	Warning.. :) (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	967	03:15 PM Oct 9, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	My Satnav (Preview) *The Satnav A new poem by Pam Ayres* I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife. It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"...	Cupie	1	943	04:24 PM Oct 8, 2015 by iana
	...$2.99 'Seniors Special' (Preview) The $2.99 Seniors Special: We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'Seniors Special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.. "Sounds good" my wife said, "But I don't want the eggs". "Then I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la car...	Goldfinger	0	832	02:24 PM Oct 8, 2015 by Goldfinger
	Blonde joke, blond joke. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	930	01:51 PM Oct 8, 2015 by aussie_paul
	the honeymoon (Preview) On there wedding night the newly weds spent the first night in the honeymoon suite of the motel the husband went down stairs to order breakfast. Egg, bacon, sausages and toast for me , and a lettuce for the wife he told the waiter. Isn't lettuce a rather unusual breakfast choice sir? Yes replied the husb...	dishlicker	0	775	09:37 PM Oct 7, 2015 by dishlicker
	older years (Preview) Two 90 yr old mates Bruce and Phill meet in the street and Bruce says to Phill Whats this i hear about you being committed on a rape charge, you know thats ridiculous. Yeh i know says Phill but i was too bloody proud to plead Not Guilty.	dishlicker	0	770	07:59 PM Oct 7, 2015 by dishlicker
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