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BRITISH HUMOUR!
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Prince Charles and the Hooker You can't resist British humour!!Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed a hooker standing there every day. He learned to brace himself as he approached h...
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Getting even with a taxi driver
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A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab wa...
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SEX OF FISH
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."Second guy: "That's nothing; I ha...
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Chinese customs??
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After living in Shanghai for 50 years a Chinese man decides to move to Australia.He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa.A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region.He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees...
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Organic farming explained
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This may be politically incorrect so be carefull
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Marriage changes you
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Woody n Sue
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JENNY CRAIG ~ FOR MEN
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A Bloke calls the company and orders their 5 day 5 kgs weight loss programme.The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. The sign reads, 'If you catch me,...
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Just for the fun of it
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Woody n Sue
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Sorry ladies..
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Conversation after the first woman landed on the moon. Houston, we have a problem. What? Never mind. Whats the problem? Nothing. Please tell us? Im fine. Aussie Paul.
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Good job bad job
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Woody n Sue
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If you can't laugh, don't read it.
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An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finan...
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Young Simmo
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The Fisherman
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Removed as may offend some -- Edited by Redlander on Thursday 6th of August 2015 10:07:04 AM
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Redlander
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England Prepares For Qtr Finals...
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A Different Perspective
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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book!!" A prospective husband in a book store: "Do you have a book called, 'Husband - the Master of the House'? Sales Girl:...
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Warning.. :)
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My Satnav
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The Satnav A new poem by Pam Ayres I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife. It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"...
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...$2.99 'Seniors Special'
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The $2.99 Seniors Special: We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'Seniors Special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.. "Sounds good" my wife said, "But I don't want the eggs". "Then I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la car...
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Goldfinger
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Blonde joke, blond joke.
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the honeymoon
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On there wedding night the newly weds spent the first night in the honeymoon suite of the motel the husband went down stairs to order breakfast. Egg, bacon, sausages and toast for me , and a lettuce for the wife he told the waiter. Isn't lettuce a rather unusual breakfast choice sir? Yes replied the husb...
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