Just Joking

Cadpete · Cadpete

Here is the best of Washington Post's Mensa Invitational, which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The winners are: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subj...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A Winchester woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?' She replied, 'I'm late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop,...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when hecomes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds intothe water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turnsaround and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, heasks the drunk, "Are yo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I LOVE YOU" in 10 Languages:....very handy to know and a must read for those who travel!!English: I Love YouSpanish: Te AmoFrench: Je T'aimeGerman: Ich Liebe DichJapanese: Ai ****e ImasuItalian: Ti AmoChinese: Wo Ai NiSwedish: Jag Alskar DigLithuanian: As Tave MeliuAustralian: Nice Tits. Get i...

goldfinger · goldfinger

There may be a pun or three here.......my brother has been the only one in our family, to sustain his effort..he is a Police Reporter..Once a week he has to report to the Police..although my sister did have a job as a Public Relations Officer in a tampon factory....she used to put a 'get well' card in ever...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

At last, confirmation of 'Murphy's Law' with a wonderful Irish explanationMurphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up.He looks down in astonishment, for he knows it's a law of the universe thatbuttered toast always falls butter-down. So he rushes round to th...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Myra Rhodes, an elderly lady, answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning, Maam, said the young man. If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum clean...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe' with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'Ahamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' 'Sounds great, I'll have the same,' says the emu. A short time later thewaitress returns with t...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.

erad · erad

You should never try to hold a fart in. If you do, the fart bubbles go up your spine to the brain, and that is where you get all your crappy ideas from.

goldfinger · goldfinger

A nice, calm and most respectable lady went into the local pharmacy, walked straight up to the pharmacist, looked him straight in the eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide please".... The pharmacist was incredulous.."Why on earth do you need cyanide?" The lady replied: "I need to poison my...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Its the World Cup Final and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. No, says the neighbour. The seat is empty. This is incredible, said the man. Who in t...

goldfinger · goldfinger

Greeny

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement. Dad says, 'So what were you watching?' Billy say...

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	New words and definitions - (Preview) Here is the best of Washington Post's Mensa Invitational, which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The winners are: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subj...	Cadpete	0	1015	12:03 PM May 1, 2016 by Cadpete
	lol!!!!!!!!!!! (Preview) A Winchester woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?' She replied, 'I'm late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop,...	aussie_paul	1	1105	07:42 AM Apr 30, 2016 by Blues Man
	Baptizing An Irish Drunk (Preview) An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when hecomes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds intothe water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turnsaround and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, heasks the drunk, "Are yo...	aussie_paul	1	1104	07:38 AM Apr 30, 2016 by Blues Man
	Yeoeleven's friends.. lol (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1065	06:24 AM Apr 30, 2016 by dorian
	I LOVE YOU in 10 Languages: (Preview) I LOVE YOU" in 10 Languages:....very handy to know and a must read for those who travel!!English: I Love YouSpanish: Te AmoFrench: Je T'aimeGerman: Ich Liebe DichJapanese: Ai ****e ImasuItalian: Ti AmoChinese: Wo Ai NiSwedish: Jag Alskar DigLithuanian: As Tave MeliuAustralian: Nice Tits. Get i...	aussie_paul	1	1168	06:38 PM Apr 28, 2016 by goldfinger
	Finally found the job I'm perfectly suited..... (Preview) There may be a pun or three here.......my brother has been the only one in our family, to sustain his effort..he is a Police Reporter..Once a week he has to report to the Police..although my sister did have a job as a Public Relations Officer in a tampon factory....she used to put a 'get well' card in ever...	goldfinger	0	1472	03:25 PM Apr 28, 2016 by goldfinger
	At last, confirmation of 'Murphy's Law' with a wonderful Irish explanation... (Preview) At last, confirmation of 'Murphy's Law' with a wonderful Irish explanationMurphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up.He looks down in astonishment, for he knows it's a law of the universe thatbuttered toast always falls butter-down. So he rushes round to th...	aussie_paul	0	1191	03:17 PM Apr 27, 2016 by aussie_paul
	Ok Blonde again (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	992	08:43 PM Apr 26, 2016 by grahos
	ENJOY! an oldie... (Preview) Myra Rhodes, an elderly lady, answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning, Maam, said the young man. If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum clean...	aussie_paul	1	990	08:42 PM Apr 26, 2016 by grahos
	Cheap Bucher Shop (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	989	08:33 PM Apr 26, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	lol.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	952	07:37 AM Apr 26, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Emu (Preview) Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe' with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'Ahamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' 'Sounds great, I'll have the same,' says the emu. A short time later thewaitress returns with t...	aussie_paul	0	1207	09:03 PM Apr 25, 2016 by aussie_paul
	An English girl (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	1337	01:08 PM Apr 24, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Drug cheats at Paralympics (Preview) Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.	Aus-Kiwi	4	1302	11:59 AM Apr 22, 2016 by Aus-Kiwi
	Farts (Preview) You should never try to hold a fart in. If you do, the fart bubbles go up your spine to the brain, and that is where you get all your crappy ideas from.	erad	0	1108	08:53 PM Apr 21, 2016 by erad
	Cyanide.... (Preview) A nice, calm and most respectable lady went into the local pharmacy, walked straight up to the pharmacist, looked him straight in the eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide please".... The pharmacist was incredulous.."Why on earth do you need cyanide?" The lady replied: "I need to poison my...	goldfinger	0	1214	09:15 AM Apr 21, 2016 by goldfinger
	Chinese sick leave... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1185	09:55 PM Apr 20, 2016 by aussie_paul
	It’s the World Cup Final (Preview) Its the World Cup Final and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. No, says the neighbour. The seat is empty. This is incredible, said the man. Who in t...	aussie_paul	0	1157	05:23 PM Apr 20, 2016 by aussie_paul
	Greeny..........Printed F word used.... (Preview) Greeny	goldfinger	0	935	04:48 PM Apr 20, 2016 by goldfinger
	Little Billy (Preview) Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement. Dad says, 'So what were you watching?' Billy say...	Aus-Kiwi	1	961	04:33 PM Apr 20, 2016 by Baggie
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