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A bit of fun
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Woody n Sue
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Good looking daughter
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Blondes a town full of them
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Dang that didn't work I'll try again -- Edited by Woody n Sue on Saturday 9th of April 2016 07:16:02 PM
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Haircut
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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."The boy tho...
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JOKES - ENJOY!
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Yesterday I told my wife to relax and embrace her mistakes. She cried and then hugged me. . Man throws his Mother-in-Law into a crocodile infested pit and gets charged with animal cruelty by the RSPCA. . THE SILENT TREATMENT A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were...
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Room 8
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One day, 3 men died and went to heaven. "Religion?" God's secretary asked the first man. "Jewish," the man replied. "Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8," the secretary said. "Religion?" he asked the second man. "Muslim." "Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."...
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Room 8
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One day, 3 men died and went to heaven. "Religion?" God's secretary asked the first man. "Jewish," the man replied. "Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8," the secretary said. "Religion?" he asked the second man. "Muslim." "Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."...
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The Fishing Rod.....
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A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to purchase a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't really know which one to get, so she just picks a combo set, and goes over to the counter. The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything a...
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A Tearful Post Surgery Question...
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"You'll be fine", the Doctor said after finishing the young lady's surgery. "But", she asked earnestly, "how long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again Doctor?".... The Surgeon seemed to pause.... ....and his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek from the very corner of...
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JOKES - ENJOY!
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Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 87 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a Nursing Home at about $4,000 per month. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old, and we have no idea where he is. I like long walks, especially when the...
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CentreLink
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A young bloke with his pants hanging half off his a*se, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the Centrelink office to sign some paperwork. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just H A T E being on the DOLE. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't...
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Oops, careful what you say to the Grandkids…
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A 5-year-old boy visited his grandmother one day.Playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?Grandma replied, Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day l...
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He's fairly certain she's hard of hearing.......
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Kev feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to, and thought she may need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how he should approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss her problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea...
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Boom Boom!
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A blonde was selling her pet Python on Ebay. A bloke just rang up and asked if it was big. She said:.."Its simply massssive". He said: "How many feet?" She said: None -it's a fricken snake!"........... Hoo Roo
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Nelson at Trafalgar...in 2016......Politically Correct.....brilliant......
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Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: Aye, Aye Sir." Nelson: "Hold on, this is not what I dictated to Flags. "..........What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry Sir." Nelson, -'reading the Signals aloud'- : "England expects every person to do his or her duty regardless of race, gender,sexu...
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2 more for the engineers
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Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." Th...
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Blind golfers
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here com...
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Six little stories
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1 Once all the villagers decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all the people gathered, But only one boy came with an umbrella. That's FAITH ======================================= 2 When you throw a baby in the air, She laughs because she knows you will catch her. That's TRU...
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Brilliant! Guaranteed to give you a chuckle.
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His Superior Refused To Call Him By His First Name, Until He Said This ...The crusty Navy Master Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, "Get over here! What's your name sailor?""John," the new seaman replied."Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they're teaching sailors i...
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Here's another go at the Irish....
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Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our cateri...
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