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POTUS...
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POTUSJust as our basic vocabulary grows and evolves on an almost daily basis,so too does our usage of technical terminology and acronyms.For example, the president, of our once-great Nation, has been identifiedby the acronym "POTUS," which used to stand for "President Of The UnitedStates." How...
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One for the teachers and ex teachers.. :)
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A kindergarten teacher was helping one of her students put his boots on. He had asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didnt want to go on.When the second boot was on, she was nearly out of breath.She almost whimpered when the little boy said, Teacher, they...
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The Hormone Guide - How To Speak To Women
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-- Edited by Yarra on Monday 2nd of May 2016 06:22:09 PM
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Here is, old age at its best
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Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.One day Larry didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Bob really got worried. How...
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If she had a man!!!!
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New words and definitions -
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Here is the best of Washington Post's Mensa Invitational, which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The winners are: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subj...
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!
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A Winchester woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?' She replied, 'I'm late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop,...
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Baptizing An Irish Drunk
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An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when hecomes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds intothe water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turnsaround and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, heasks the drunk, "Are yo...
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Yeoeleven's friends.. lol
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I LOVE YOU in 10 Languages:
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I LOVE YOU" in 10 Languages:....very handy to know and a must read for those who travel!!English: I Love YouSpanish: Te AmoFrench: Je T'aimeGerman: Ich Liebe DichJapanese: Ai ****e ImasuItalian: Ti AmoChinese: Wo Ai NiSwedish: Jag Alskar DigLithuanian: As Tave MeliuAustralian: Nice Tits. Get i...
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Finally found the job I'm perfectly suited.....
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There may be a pun or three here.......my brother has been the only one in our family, to sustain his effort..he is a Police Reporter..Once a week he has to report to the Police..although my sister did have a job as a Public Relations Officer in a tampon factory....she used to put a 'get well' card in ever...
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At last, confirmation of 'Murphy's Law' with a wonderful Irish explanation...
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At last, confirmation of 'Murphy's Law' with a wonderful Irish explanationMurphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up.He looks down in astonishment, for he knows it's a law of the universe thatbuttered toast always falls butter-down. So he rushes round to th...
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Ok Blonde again
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ENJOY! an oldie...
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Myra Rhodes, an elderly lady, answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning, Maam, said the young man. If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum clean...
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Cheap Bucher Shop
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lol....
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Emu
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Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe' with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'Ahamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' 'Sounds great, I'll have the same,' says the emu. A short time later thewaitress returns with t...
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An English girl
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Drug cheats at Paralympics
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Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
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Farts
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You should never try to hold a fart in. If you do, the fart bubbles go up your spine to the brain, and that is where you get all your crappy ideas from.
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