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Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I recently purchased a new Colorado with all the bells and whistles, however I couldn't get its fancy radio system to work.... I took it back to the dealership and their Service Technician explained that the radio is 'voice activated'.... "Nelson", the technician said to the radio and i...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Typical RV night life, for us ugged and buggered, toothless and roofless Grey Nomads: Hubby: Oh, come on. Wifey: Leave me alone! Hubby: It won't take long. Wifey: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Hubby: But...but I can't sleep without it. Wifey: Why do you always have to think of things like this...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Five Horses Is Her Name:.....this is both mythical and very rich and deep..... Truly Beautiful........ A General asked an American Indian Chief <Native American> his wife's name. Thus he spoke, " She is called Five Horses"..been my squaw for many many moon........

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An elderly Scottish Jew decided to slow down and take up golf, so he applied for membership at the local club.After a week he received a message that his application has been rejected. He went to the club to ask why.Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?Scot: Aye, but I am as Scot...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A widowed Lady from St. Kilda, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a most deserted beach at Brighton. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket near hers and began reading his book. Smiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him, &qu...

in transit · in transit

On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".

Kendo · Kendo

Here a fun outside heater - here Fun - yes Practical - wellll ( It would keep you warm, with a smile on your face )

Possum3 · Possum3

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Possum3 · Possum3

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

<Sorry Gals in advance............> An elderly married couple is lying in their RV bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read his book. As he is reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does t...

June · June

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? Because they are plugged into a genius 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? Because they don't have enough time 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? They don't stop to ask directions 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LAY ON THEIR BACKS...

Ontos45 · Ontos45

Edited. Never heard of them but told exist.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A married Irish man went into the confessional and said to the priest " I almost had an affair with another woman " . The priest said " what do you mean almost " The irishman said " well we got undressed and rubbed together , but then I stopped". The priest saiid that rub...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

TwoBeggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One Has a Cross in front of him; the other one is Holding the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money Into the Hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross. The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the thron...

kiwijims · kiwijims

A couple of "Snowbirds" in Florida. Senior moment! A situation calling for restraint. . . . Look again!These are the backs of the bar stools. WELL, it stunned me for a few moments --"Got to get these glasses fixed! " K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Tuesday 25th of August 2015 0...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Australian Barber An old drover walks into a barber shop in Black Stump Crossing, Northern Territories, for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the o...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The Senior Citizen Cheer! What do we want? Better memory! When do we want it? Want what? Aussie Paul.

Magnarc · Magnarc

In the UK recently they had a major road safety campaign. The slogan was "Wear white be seen at night" One of the locals decided to do the right thing so went out and got white shoes, white socks, white trousers, white shirt, white jacket, white tie and white hat. Donned his white togs that nig...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Everything worked except the radio....... (Preview) I recently purchased a new Colorado with all the bells and whistles, however I couldn't get its fancy radio system to work.... I took it back to the dealership and their Service Technician explained that the radio is 'voice activated'.... "Nelson", the technician said to the radio and i...	Goldfinger	0	735	09:54 PM Aug 30, 2015 by Goldfinger
	Grey Nomad, RV night life.... (Preview) Typical RV night life, for us ugged and buggered, toothless and roofless Grey Nomads: Hubby: Oh, come on. Wifey: Leave me alone! Hubby: It won't take long. Wifey: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Hubby: But...but I can't sleep without it. Wifey: Why do you always have to think of things like this...	Goldfinger	2	922	09:07 PM Aug 30, 2015 by Kaid
	FIVE HORSES- very deep and moving.......truly beautiful.. (Preview) Five Horses Is Her Name:.....this is both mythical and very rich and deep..... Truly Beautiful........ A General asked an American Indian Chief <Native American> his wife's name. Thus he spoke, " She is called Five Horses"..been my squaw for many many moon........	Goldfinger	1	714	01:27 AM Aug 30, 2015 by Gunsondeck
	An elderly Scottish Jew.... :) (Preview) An elderly Scottish Jew decided to slow down and take up golf, so he applied for membership at the local club.After a week he received a message that his application has been rejected. He went to the club to ask why.Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?Scot: Aye, but I am as Scot...	aussie_paul	0	855	10:51 PM Aug 29, 2015 by aussie_paul
	.....there was a widowed Lady from St. Kilda........ (Preview) A widowed Lady from St. Kilda, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a most deserted beach at Brighton. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket near hers and began reading his book. Smiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him, &qu...	Goldfinger	0	757	06:15 PM Aug 29, 2015 by Goldfinger
	The Agony of Aging (Preview) On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".	in transit	0	781	05:53 PM Aug 29, 2015 by in transit
	Fun outside fire (Preview) Here a fun outside heater - here Fun - yes Practical - wellll ( It would keep you warm, with a smile on your face )	Kendo	0	746	09:26 AM Aug 29, 2015 by Kendo
	Deodorant (Preview)	Possum3	0	758	09:14 AM Aug 29, 2015 by Possum3
	Bought a bike (Preview)	Possum3	0	759	09:08 AM Aug 29, 2015 by Possum3
	Fire Safety (Preview)	Possum3	2	685	11:59 PM Aug 28, 2015 by iana
	Foreplay...erotic story,....who says we males don't care, or take you for granted,.. as we get older??... (Preview) <Sorry Gals in advance............> An elderly married couple is lying in their RV bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read his book. As he is reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does t...	Goldfinger	1	2158	06:14 PM Aug 28, 2015 by SLUG
	The Why's of Men..... (Preview) 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? Because they are plugged into a genius 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? Because they don't have enough time 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? They don't stop to ask directions 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LAY ON THEIR BACKS...	June	6	1445	02:05 PM Aug 28, 2015 by Goldfinger
	A Flower xxx (Preview) Edited. Never heard of them but told exist.	Ontos45	2	824	01:02 PM Aug 28, 2015 by Hendo
	The love of the Irish (Preview) A married Irish man went into the confessional and said to the priest " I almost had an affair with another woman " . The priest said " what do you mean almost " The irishman said " well we got undressed and rubbed together , but then I stopped". The priest saiid that rub...	Woody n Sue	0	719	10:06 AM Aug 28, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Business is Business... (Preview) TwoBeggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One Has a Cross in front of him; the other one is Holding the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money Into the Hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross. The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the thron...	Gunsondeck	0	673	05:20 PM Aug 27, 2015 by Gunsondeck
	Snowbirds (Preview) A couple of "Snowbirds" in Florida. Senior moment! A situation calling for restraint. . . . Look again!These are the backs of the bar stools. WELL, it stunned me for a few moments --"Got to get these glasses fixed! " K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Tuesday 25th of August 2015 0...	kiwijims	10	1387	09:49 PM Aug 25, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Australian Barber... (Preview) Australian Barber An old drover walks into a barber shop in Black Stump Crossing, Northern Territories, for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the o...	Gunsondeck	3	1090	06:33 PM Aug 25, 2015 by Felicia
	Who remembers protests over the years? (Preview) The Senior Citizen Cheer! What do we want? Better memory! When do we want it? Want what? Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	785	06:30 PM Aug 25, 2015 by Felicia
	Good citizen (Preview) In the UK recently they had a major road safety campaign. The slogan was "Wear white be seen at night" One of the locals decided to do the right thing so went out and got white shoes, white socks, white trousers, white shirt, white jacket, white tie and white hat. Donned his white togs that nig...	Magnarc	2	1020	09:43 AM Aug 25, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Never tell porkies to a kid (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	767	06:11 PM Aug 24, 2015 by Felicia
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