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Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

June · June

Saint Peter is seeing all the new arrivals trying to go through the Pearly Gates....... The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. 'I came home early and found my wife laying naked in bed. She claimed that she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Hendo · Hendo

MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD. The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in var...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A to apply for a job.The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.""OK, have you ever been in the military service?""Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."The interviewer s...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Special Travel Package for BusinessmenAn Airline introduced a special package for Business men. Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free! After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was. 72% of them gave the same reply..."What trip?" Co...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne." "What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, " It is a special day for me. I am celebrating." "I...

Possum3 · Possum3

I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This big O FAT, ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, "You're kind of cute; you gotta phone number?" I said, "Yea. You gotta pen?" She said, "Yea, I got a pen." Isaid, "Youd better ge...

Yarra · Yarra

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Terrorism, High Alert Causing Me Problems After hearing the news about possible terrorism attack and a high security alert I was a little nervous, so when I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could comp...

Brenda and Alan · Brenda and Alan

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began.The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beat...

erad · erad

A man went to a new zoo. There was only one animal there - a dog. It was a sh1tzu. -- Edited by erad on Tuesday 1st of December 2015 08:51:58 PM

Tomcat · Tomcat

What did the solar panels say when the sun came out from the clouds.....Array.

Tomcat · Tomcat

So there was this old couple who agreed to write things down to remember because the they were losing their memories and starting to argue a bit. The husband said to the wife would you like a snack my dear to which she replied yes please i would like some strawberries. He said coming right up but before he g...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

Frank and Fiona were making passionate > love in Frank's van when suddenly > Fiona, who was a bit on the kinky > side, and had just read "50 shades of > grey", yells out, > > "Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!" > > Frank, not wanting to pass up this > unique op...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

banditandjo · banditandjo

The Middle Wife The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few s...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

I was emptying my car boot and a bloke walking past asked me what the bottle of water was for. So I explained to him that one day when we were out at Alice Springs we went for a drive out to a sacred site. We got talking to one of the locals who said that the well there was the dead center of Australia, and if you ti...

kiwijims · kiwijims

A small boy has a school home work question to answer, so he asks his father , "Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?" His dad thinks and then says, "Right-o son, go and ask your Mother if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a million quid." The...

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	What would I be if (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	938	08:20 PM Dec 13, 2015 by grahos
	What's for tea. "Salad" ? (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	831	05:05 PM Dec 13, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Pearly Gates....... (Preview) Saint Peter is seeing all the new arrivals trying to go through the Pearly Gates....... The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. 'I came home early and found my wife laying naked in bed. She claimed that she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and...	June	0	829	06:29 PM Dec 12, 2015 by June
	Bloody government, taking the easy way out.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1072	08:52 AM Dec 12, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Microchip Implant (Preview) MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD. The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in var...	Hendo	2	914	07:36 PM Dec 11, 2015 by SLUG
	A guy goes to the Post Office... (Preview) A to apply for a job.The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.""OK, have you ever been in the military service?""Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."The interviewer s...	aussie_paul	0	956	05:31 PM Dec 11, 2015 by aussie_paul
	lol.... (Preview) *Special Travel Package for Businessmen*An Airline introduced a special package for Business men. Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free! After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was. 72% of them gave the same reply..."What trip?" Co...	aussie_paul	0	1019	11:15 AM Dec 11, 2015 by aussie_paul
	OOooooPS (Preview) A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne." "What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, " It is a special day for me. I am celebrating." "I...	Young Simmo	0	852	02:40 PM Dec 10, 2015 by Young Simmo
	When you're over 70 who cares? (Preview) I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This big O FAT, ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, "You're kind of cute; you gotta phone number?" I said, "Yea. You gotta pen?" She said, "Yea, I got a pen." Isaid, "Youd better ge...	Possum3	0	1187	01:31 PM Dec 10, 2015 by Possum3
	Morning After Xmas Party At The Zoo (Preview)	Yarra	0	1094	09:48 PM Dec 9, 2015 by Yarra
	Terrorism, High Alert Causing Me Problems (Preview) Terrorism, High Alert Causing Me Problems After hearing the news about possible terrorism attack and a high security alert I was a little nervous, so when I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could comp...	aussie_paul	1	1046	07:05 PM Dec 9, 2015 by Young Simmo
	How to outsmart teenagers (Preview) A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began.The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beat...	Brenda and Alan	0	875	11:56 AM Dec 9, 2015 by Brenda and Alan
	Zoo (Preview) A man went to a new zoo. There was only one animal there - a dog. It was a sh1tzu. -- Edited by erad on Tuesday 1st of December 2015 08:51:58 PM	erad	3	1064	01:14 AM Dec 9, 2015 by SLUG
	Happy solar panels (Preview) What did the solar panels say when the sun came out from the clouds.....Array.	Tomcat	0	727	12:53 AM Dec 9, 2015 by Tomcat
	Old couple getting mixed up (Preview) So there was this old couple who agreed to write things down to remember because the they were losing their memories and starting to argue a bit. The husband said to the wife would you like a snack my dear to which she replied yes please i would like some strawberries. He said coming right up but before he g...	Tomcat	0	857	12:46 AM Dec 9, 2015 by Tomcat
	Be Careful (Preview) Frank and Fiona were making passionate > love in Frank's van when suddenly > Fiona, who was a bit on the kinky > side, and had just read "50 shades of > grey", yells out, > > "Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!" > > Frank, not wanting to pass up this > unique op...	Young Simmo	0	753	11:34 PM Dec 8, 2015 by Young Simmo
	Love it!!! (Preview)	Gunsondeck	0	790	07:18 PM Dec 8, 2015 by Gunsondeck
	the middle wife (Preview) The Middle Wife The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few s...	banditandjo	0	1010	02:12 AM Dec 6, 2015 by banditandjo
	Not sure (Preview) I was emptying my car boot and a bloke walking past asked me what the bottle of water was for. So I explained to him that one day when we were out at Alice Springs we went for a drive out to a sacred site. We got talking to one of the locals who said that the well there was the dead center of Australia, and if you ti...	Young Simmo	0	855	02:43 PM Dec 5, 2015 by Young Simmo
	WHO NEEDS A DICTIONARY WHEN YOU HAVE DADS (Preview) A small boy has a school home work question to answer, so he asks his father , "Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?" His dad thinks and then says, "Right-o son, go and ask your Mother if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a million quid." The...	kiwijims	0	938	04:05 AM Dec 5, 2015 by kiwijims
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