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Weevil · Weevil

Ray the Chook... Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ray.' Ray was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back...

Yarra · Yarra

ONLY A GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW.... A Cup of Tea made with cold water. One day my Grandma was out, and my Grandpa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favourite toys. Grandpa was in the living room engrossed in the evening new...

Yarra · Yarra

It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre. After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show - Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance."Yes, each and every one of you and all at the...

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

Yo Momma is so fat, when she got on the scales it read. " I need your weight." "Not your phone Number".

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees a most attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he suddenly snatches it from the air, in a half pike motion, and hands it back to her. "This is soooo embarra...

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

Whats bigger then Gommers pile. Winnies POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whats Bigger then Winnies POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GiLLANS ISLAND. Whats bigger then Gillans Island. Goldfingers 21 GRANDER.

Yarra · Yarra

Two medical students were walking along the streetWhen they saw an old man walking with his legs spreadApart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor oldMan has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student sa...

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

Wecome to the Forum, Micheal Fiztpatrick & Patrick FiztMicheal. Ben Down & Phil McCaverty Enjoy yourselfves.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

An oldie but worth re-telling..... We have been in many places but we've never been in Kahoots. Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone else. We've also never been in Cognito.......we hear no-one recognizes you there. We have however been in Sane. They don't have an ai...

Possum3 · Possum3

During WW2 the US introduced the Boeing B17 Bomber, a magnificent aeroplane with a crew of 11: Captain, Navigator, Flight engineer, Bombardier, Radio operator, Nose gunner, 2 X Waist gunners, Top turret gunner, Belly gunner, Tail gunner. The story goes that during the last days of the North Afri...

Redlander · Redlander

-- Edited by Redlander on Friday 22nd of May 2015 06:48:06 AM

Hendo · Hendo

A guy gets talking to a good sort at his local and get on really well. Come last drinks he invites her back to his place and she readily accepts. They get back to his place and as he put the key in the door he turns to her and says " I should warn you that I sometimes suffer from prem.... ooooh oh oh too late...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man returns home a day early from a business trip.Its after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $200, the cabby agrees.Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

In Gents Toilet........I'm a bit thick, but it did not even occur to me......the sign 'airblades' was more than sufficient warning one would have thought?....not my idea of a perfect blowjob!........lmao....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 24th of May 2015 08:40:45 AM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

HAVE YOU GOT TOP HEALTH COVER.....?? A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful!..why is he doing that?" Th...

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing!

Yarra · Yarra

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" T...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Very clever! G.

Possum3 · Possum3

Every box of raisins is a sad tale of grapes that could have been wine

Hurls · Hurls

POST TURTLES While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders. The old farmer said, "Well, a...

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	Ray The Chook.... (Preview) Ray the Chook... Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ray.' Ray was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back...	Weevil	2	901	05:38 PM May 30, 2015 by Weevil
	Grandad (Preview) ONLY A GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW.... A Cup of Tea made with cold water. One day my Grandma was out, and my Grandpa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favourite toys. Grandpa was in the living room engrossed in the evening new...	Yarra	0	763	01:45 PM May 30, 2015 by Yarra
	Claude the Hypnotist! (Preview) It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre. After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show - Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance."Yes, each and every one of you and all at the...	Yarra	0	778	09:11 AM May 28, 2015 by Yarra
	Dial Up : Please not for the ladies Thankyou. (Preview) Yo Momma is so fat, when she got on the scales it read. " I need your weight." "Not your phone Number".	Hey Jim	0	779	08:52 AM May 27, 2015 by Hey Jim
	Almost made a spectacle of herself..... (Preview) At a hotel restaurant, a man sees a most attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he suddenly snatches it from the air, in a half pike motion, and hands it back to her. "This is soooo embarra...	Goldfinger	1	895	08:28 AM May 27, 2015 by Hey Jim
	GOLDFINGERS FIND (Preview) Whats bigger then Gommers pile. Winnies POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whats Bigger then Winnies POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GiLLANS ISLAND. Whats bigger then Gillans Island. Goldfingers 21 GRANDER.	Hey Jim	2	767	08:04 PM May 26, 2015 by Hey Jim
	It's hell to get old. (Preview) Two medical students were walking along the streetWhen they saw an old man walking with his legs spreadApart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor oldMan has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student sa...	Yarra	1	1035	04:13 PM May 26, 2015 by Baggie
	Wecome to the Forum (Preview) Wecome to the Forum, Micheal Fiztpatrick & Patrick FiztMicheal. Ben Down & Phil McCaverty Enjoy yourselfves.	Hey Jim	1	693	07:30 PM May 25, 2015 by Cowboy7307
	Places you may have visited... (Preview) An oldie but worth re-telling..... We have been in many places but we've never been in Kahoots. Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone else. We've also never been in Cognito.......we hear no-one recognizes you there. We have however been in Sane. They don't have an ai...	Goldfinger	1	835	06:42 PM May 25, 2015 by Hey Jim
	B17 bomber crew (Preview) During WW2 the US introduced the Boeing B17 Bomber, a magnificent aeroplane with a crew of 11: Captain, Navigator, Flight engineer, Bombardier, Radio operator, Nose gunner, 2 X Waist gunners, Top turret gunner, Belly gunner, Tail gunner. The story goes that during the last days of the North Afri...	Possum3	1	864	09:13 AM May 25, 2015 by Gaz n Shell
	For the Wine Lovers (Preview) -- Edited by Redlander on Friday 22nd of May 2015 06:48:06 AM	Redlander	1	807	04:50 PM May 24, 2015 by Collo
	Warning (Preview) A guy gets talking to a good sort at his local and get on really well. Come last drinks he invites her back to his place and she readily accepts. They get back to his place and as he put the key in the door he turns to her and says " I should warn you that I sometimes suffer from prem.... ooooh oh oh too late...	Hendo	0	737	03:49 PM May 24, 2015 by Hendo
	Cabbie witness.... (Preview) A man returns home a day early from a business trip.Its after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $200, the cabby agrees.Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into...	aussie_paul	2	955	03:14 PM May 24, 2015 by sarg
	Really??....I did not think this would be an issue..... (Preview) In Gents Toilet........I'm a bit thick, but it did not even occur to me......the sign 'airblades' was more than sufficient warning one would have thought?....not my idea of a perfect blowjob!........lmao....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 24th of May 2015 08:40:45 AM	Goldfinger	1	847	11:26 AM May 24, 2015 by Gunsondeck
	Incentive for top Health Cover......Warning! P/Incorrect but humorous..... (Preview) HAVE YOU GOT TOP HEALTH COVER.....?? A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful!..why is he doing that?" Th...	Goldfinger	0	755	09:21 AM May 24, 2015 by Goldfinger
	NOW QUALIFIED (Preview) We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing!	Hey Jim	1	845	06:52 AM May 24, 2015 by The Doo crew
	Why did you have to die? (Preview) A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" T...	Yarra	0	790	11:30 AM May 23, 2015 by Yarra
	Pirates of the Caribbean (Preview) Very clever! G.	Gunsondeck	1	868	12:23 AM May 23, 2015 by Joe50
	Tragic (Preview) Every box of raisins is a sad tale of grapes that could have been wine	Possum3	0	816	10:26 AM May 22, 2015 by Possum3
	Post Turtles (Preview) POST TURTLES While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders. The old farmer said, "Well, a...	Hurls	2	1118	04:29 PM May 21, 2015 by Phillipn
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