Just Joking

Magnarc · Magnarc

What is the definition of a ball race? An old tomcat with ten yards start on the Vet.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman.After several years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his ent...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Great songs from the 1960's...updated for Grey Nomads...Remember these?........oldies for us oldies..... for those of us who can remember doing the 'LIMBO' as if it were yesteryear...er...yesterday...enjoy.1. On the Commode again. Willie Nelson.2. I am woman; hear me snore. Helen Reddy.3. I...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

My wife and I went to the Calgary Bull Sale & Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He m...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

BarberA guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"Again, the barber...

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rgren2 · rgren2

-- Edited by rgren2 on Monday 1st of July 2024 11:33:04 PM

rgren2 · rgren2

A Wife came Home early and found her Husband in their Bedroom making love to a very Attractive Young Woman. She was very Upset. "You are a Disrespectful Pig!" she Cried."How dare you do this to me a Faithful Wife, the Mother of your Children! I'm Leaving you. I want a Divorce, NOW!"The Husband calmly re...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I tripped over on my wife's bra this morning.Obviously it was a booby trap.

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Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

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Magnarc · Magnarc

Paddy, whilst wandering around the fair, comes across a tent with a bloke out front with a microphone. Next to him is a 7 foot tall man mountain called Slugger. "Any of you brave chaps can go one three minute round with Slugger without being counted out will get a hundred bucks." Paddy, being a bit light o...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:"Well, that's great.......

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.'He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'Now his mind travels back to the only t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation.Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks downin astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast alwaysfalls butter-side-down. So h...

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	Tomcat. (Preview) What is the definition of a ball race? An old tomcat with ten yards start on the Vet.	Magnarc	0	627	09:33 AM Jul 5, 2024 by Magnarc
	A nice, innocent Australian woman.. (Preview) A nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman.After several years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his ent...	aussie_paul	3	756	08:14 PM Jul 4, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Great songs.. (Preview) Great songs from the 1960's...updated for Grey Nomads...Remember these?........oldies for us oldies..... for those of us who can remember doing the 'LIMBO' as if it were yesteryear...er...yesterday...enjoy.1. On the Commode again. Willie Nelson.2. I am woman; hear me snore. Helen Reddy.3. I...	aussie_paul	0	623	08:02 PM Jul 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	My wife and I.. (Preview) My wife and I went to the Calgary Bull Sale & Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He m...	aussie_paul	0	592	07:59 PM Jul 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Barber.. (Preview) BarberA guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"Again, the barber...	aussie_paul	0	593	07:48 PM Jul 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Librarian (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	1	700	09:02 AM Jul 4, 2024 by peter67
	Cold (Preview) -- Edited by rgren2 on Monday 1st of July 2024 11:33:04 PM	rgren2	0	796	10:57 PM Jul 1, 2024 by rgren2
	Compassion (Preview) A Wife came Home early and found her Husband in their Bedroom making love to a very Attractive Young Woman. She was very Upset. "You are a Disrespectful Pig!" she Cried."How dare you do this to me a Faithful Wife, the Mother of your Children! I'm Leaving you. I want a Divorce, NOW!"The Husband calmly re...	rgren2	0	596	10:53 PM Jul 1, 2024 by rgren2
	1 in a million.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	640	09:36 PM Jul 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Pure bred.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	537	09:35 PM Jul 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Bloody trap.. (Preview) I tripped over on my wife's bra this morning.Obviously it was a booby trap.	aussie_paul	0	535	09:33 PM Jul 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Almost.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	732	09:32 PM Jul 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	3 Irish men.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	581	09:30 PM Jul 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	A Poor Man (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	5	1390	10:32 AM Jun 29, 2024 by Possum3
	Would have to be the US atm. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	719	10:43 PM Jun 28, 2024 by aussie_paul
	The wrestler. (Preview) Paddy, whilst wandering around the fair, comes across a tent with a bloke out front with a microphone. Next to him is a 7 foot tall man mountain called Slugger. "Any of you brave chaps can go one three minute round with Slugger without being counted out will get a hundred bucks." Paddy, being a bit light o...	Magnarc	0	817	08:39 AM Jun 27, 2024 by Magnarc
	THE NIGHT NURSE... (Preview) A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:"Well, that's great.......	aussie_paul	0	773	07:45 PM Jun 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	One for the teachers about to start holidays... (Preview) A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.'He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'Now his mind travels back to the only t...	aussie_paul	0	614	07:43 PM Jun 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Crowbar,, (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	723	12:06 PM Jun 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Murphy's Law.. (Preview) At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation.Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks downin astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast alwaysfalls butter-side-down. So h...	aussie_paul	2	791	08:28 AM Jun 26, 2024 by Magnarc
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