Just Joking

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... 1. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barberqueue 2. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks! 3. What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick 4. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nos...

Magnarc · Magnarc

With the Xmas holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you all about drinking and driving after a "social event" with friends.This past Friday, I was out on a pre xmas evening with several friends. I had a few beers, followed by several glasses of wine. Despite my jol...

Yarra · Yarra

One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?We have: Work Out Barbie for $19....

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... SEE ! ! ! ! ..... I put it in Just Joking

AND ...... let's just smile at it (coz I did) and move on ..... I did NOT put it up to start a "let's bash a JEEP" exchange so let's all keep our knickers un-twisted. ... and I hope Santa isn't really gonna be late - so Merry Christmas etc etc...

Lesley F · Lesley F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFO6ZhUW38w I love this - it's pure genius - even though it flies in the face of most things I believe lol lol. My daughter was born with natural orange hair - her favourite Minchin song is - Prejudice. Words: Only a ginger can call another ginger.........ginger...

SLUG · SLUG

Late in the night, the man finally regained consciousness. He was in the hospital, in terrible pain. He found himself in the ICU with needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was in a life-threatening situ...

Lesley F · Lesley F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTIorwtJbhE

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Possum3 · Possum3

God: done? Noah: yeah! G: whats this? Noah proudly: a swing set. G: you built a park. I asked for an ark. N: a what? G: a boat. N: say boat then. GOD: How many more animals left to make? - ANGEL: 2 - GOD: And how many more legs do we have? - ANGEL: 100 - CENTIPEDE: dibs! - SNAKE: ******* "drink m...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen. Is it yours?" Mick replies "Don't know, give it here." He then tries it and says, "Yes it is" Paddy asks "How do you know?" Mick replies, "That's my handwriting."Aussie Paul.

gerard gue · gerard gue

unsatisfied and over-it · unsatisfied and over-it

Thank you for the interest showed in my caravan and sorry for my late reply but I had to move to the U.K. for my job, I was busy relocating on a short notice. You don't have to worry as the caravan is in storage with a shipping company back home in Australia. It was left to me in my father's will 2 months ago and...

SLUG · SLUG

What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry, whats your problem? Harry answered, Im too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and Im smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I dont have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I dont have a curfew. I have a drivers license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store. The peo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Here's something to think about........I recently picked a new GP. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age (I've just reached 60).A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'He asked, 'Do you sm...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the pe...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

June · June

Saint Peter is seeing all the new arrivals trying to go through the Pearly Gates....... The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. 'I came home early and found my wife laying naked in bed. She claimed that she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Sorry ... I can hear the groans from here :) (Preview) Gday... 1. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barberqueue 2. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks! 3. What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick 4. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nos...	rockylizard	1	1115	04:03 PM Dec 19, 2015 by Hendo
	Taxi (Preview) With the Xmas holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you all about drinking and driving after a "social event" with friends.This past Friday, I was out on a pre xmas evening with several friends. I had a few beers, followed by several glasses of wine. Despite my jol...	Magnarc	2	1058	10:41 AM Dec 19, 2015 by Bushpie
	"A bloody good idea !! yeah yeah " (Preview) One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?We have: Work Out Barbie for $19....	Yarra	1	1118	09:09 AM Dec 19, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	A tardy Santa?? (Preview) Gday... SEE ! ! ! ! ..... I put it in Just Joking AND ...... let's just smile at it (coz I did) and move on ..... I did NOT put it up to start a "let's bash a JEEP" exchange so let's all keep our knickers un-twisted. ... and I hope Santa isn't really gonna be late - so Merry Christmas etc etc...	rockylizard	4	1062	08:34 AM Dec 19, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Tim Minchin - take my wife - WARNING - there's no swearing. (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFO6ZhUW38w I love this - it's pure genius - even though it flies in the face of most things I believe lol lol. My daughter was born with natural orange hair - her favourite Minchin song is - Prejudice. Words: Only a ginger can call another ginger.........ginger...	Lesley F	1	1561	12:25 AM Dec 19, 2015 by D and D
	positive attitude (Preview) Late in the night, the man finally regained consciousness. He was in the hospital, in terrible pain. He found himself in the ICU with needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was in a life-threatening situ...	SLUG	0	952	10:30 PM Dec 18, 2015 by SLUG
	Tim Minchin - anti child rape song for the Pope (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTIorwtJbhE	Lesley F	10	1305	08:18 PM Dec 17, 2015 by Bryan
	Reaching out! (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	2	1005	11:20 PM Dec 16, 2015 by Pete49
	God! (Preview) God: done? Noah: yeah! G: whats this? Noah proudly: a swing set. G: you built a park. I asked for an ark. N: a what? G: a boat. N: say boat then. GOD: How many more animals left to make? - ANGEL: 2 - GOD: And how many more legs do we have? - ANGEL: 100 - CENTIPEDE: dibs! - SNAKE: ******* "drink m...	Possum3	0	849	12:26 PM Dec 16, 2015 by Possum3
	Picking on the Irish again!!! (Preview) Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen. Is it yours?" Mick replies "Don't know, give it here." He then tries it and says, "Yes it is" Paddy asks "How do you know?" Mick replies, "That's my handwriting."Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	954	03:46 PM Dec 15, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Does happen!! (Preview)	gerard gue	1	995	11:41 AM Dec 15, 2015 by Bushpie
	Playmor 5th wheeler scam (Preview) Thank you for the interest showed in my caravan and sorry for my late reply but I had to move to the U.K. for my job, I was busy relocating on a short notice. You don't have to worry as the caravan is in storage with a shipping company back home in Australia. It was left to me in my father's will 2 months ago and...	unsatisfied and over-it	1	1480	03:21 PM Dec 14, 2015 by unsatisfied and over-it
	WHAT STARTS IN F AND ENDS IN C (Preview) What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry, whats your problem? Harry answered, Im too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and Im smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade...	SLUG	0	951	12:57 PM Dec 14, 2015 by SLUG
	Old is Good??????? (Preview) I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I dont have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I dont have a curfew. I have a drivers license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store. The peo...	aussie_paul	0	1160	12:21 PM Dec 14, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Will You Live to see 85? (Preview) Here's something to think about........I recently picked a new GP. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age (I've just reached 60).A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'He asked, 'Do you sm...	aussie_paul	1	1218	12:48 AM Dec 14, 2015 by Young Simmo
	I've known this for years (Preview) There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the pe...	Young Simmo	1	998	08:22 PM Dec 13, 2015 by grahos
	What would I be if (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1026	08:20 PM Dec 13, 2015 by grahos
	What's for tea. "Salad" ? (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	909	05:05 PM Dec 13, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Pearly Gates....... (Preview) Saint Peter is seeing all the new arrivals trying to go through the Pearly Gates....... The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. 'I came home early and found my wife laying naked in bed. She claimed that she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and...	June	0	890	06:29 PM Dec 12, 2015 by June
	Bloody government, taking the easy way out.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1136	08:52 AM Dec 12, 2015 by aussie_paul
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