Just Joking

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the dog's ears.He cleaned both ears and the dog could then hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from re...

Vic41 · Vic41

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed hit right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said 'How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin - in every way' The doctor told him, 'I'll...

Kendo · Kendo

An old woman was fronting the Judge. The judge says, "I am going to give you 6 months jail for each of the peaches in that can you have stolen" The old woman's husband puts his hand up and says, "excuse me judge, and she took a can of peas"

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Grins and Snickers I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the c...

Vic41 · Vic41

Vic41 · Vic41

A socially active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted some very personal surgery to a part of her body to tighten things up and improve the parts appearance. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia afte...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

CONQUER THE SCOTS... Edward Longshanks (Edward I of England) comes to Scotland to conquer the Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him. As he nears the battlefield, there suddenly appears a solitary figure on the crest of the hill, a short, ginger-haired guy in a kilt. 'Hammer O the Scots?' yells the wee Sc...

Redlander · Redlander

Most of our generation was HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. 1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning the house." 2. My mother taught me: RELIGION. "You better pray that stain will come out of the carpe...

kiwijims · kiwijims

Telephone rings, woman answers. Pervert, breathing heavily, says, "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?" Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the rugby.... Who shall I say is calling?" K.J.

Cowboy7307 · Cowboy7307

Chinese couple get divorced, she went back to PEKING and he went back to WANKENG

Vic41 · Vic41

The Light Turned Yellow The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as sh...

Ole_Grizzly · Ole_Grizzly

Chinese Hurrymoon A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin & they are both waiters in a smart London Chinese Restaurant... The truth be told, he is a virgin too, but "She Does Not Know That". On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undress...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Vic41 · Vic41

Bruce had two of the best tickets for the Australian Football League Grand Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.. "No", Bruce says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man, "who i...

Vic41 · Vic41

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upp...

Vic41 · Vic41

On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they poss...

Vic41 · Vic41

Vic41 · Vic41

An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"....

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

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	SCHNAUZER (Preview) My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the dog's ears.He cleaned both ears and the dog could then hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from re...	Big Gorilla	1	732	11:51 AM Jul 3, 2014 by petengail
	Honeymoon.... (Preview) A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed hit right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said 'How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin - in every way' The doctor told him, 'I'll...	Vic41	0	619	09:47 PM Jul 2, 2014 by Vic41
	Watch those Peas (Preview) An old woman was fronting the Judge. The judge says, "I am going to give you 6 months jail for each of the peaches in that can you have stolen" The old woman's husband puts his hand up and says, "excuse me judge, and she took a can of peas"	Kendo	0	704	07:23 PM Jul 2, 2014 by Kendo
	Grins and Snickers.......... (Preview) Grins and Snickers I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the c...	aussie_paul	0	962	10:13 PM Jul 1, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Positions.... (Preview)	Vic41	0	721	03:56 PM Jun 30, 2014 by Vic41
	The Three Roses.... (Preview) A socially active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted some very personal surgery to a part of her body to tighten things up and improve the parts appearance. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia afte...	Vic41	0	629	01:10 PM Jun 30, 2014 by Vic41
	Conquer The Scots (Preview) CONQUER THE SCOTS... Edward Longshanks (Edward I of England) comes to Scotland to conquer the Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him. As he nears the battlefield, there suddenly appears a solitary figure on the crest of the hill, a short, ginger-haired guy in a kilt. 'Hammer O the Scots?' yells the wee Sc...	Gunsondeck	2	929	12:11 PM Jun 30, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Home Schooled (Preview) Most of our generation was HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. 1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning the house." 2. My mother taught me: RELIGION. "You better pray that stain will come out of the carpe...	Redlander	0	698	11:38 AM Jun 30, 2014 by Redlander
	Ths Pervert (Preview) *Telephone rings, woman answers.* *Pervert, breathing heavily, says,* *"I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"* *Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the rugby....* *Who shall I say is calling?"* K.J.	kiwijims	1	763	09:55 AM Jun 29, 2014 by philR
	Chinese Divorce (Preview) Chinese couple get divorced, she went back to PEKING and he went back to WANKENG	Cowboy7307	0	641	05:47 AM Jun 29, 2014 by Cowboy7307
	Yellow Traffic Light.... (Preview) The Light Turned Yellow The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as sh...	Vic41	0	773	12:33 PM Jun 28, 2014 by Vic41
	Chinese Hurrymoon (Preview) *Chinese Hurrymoon* *A young Chinese couple get married.* She's a virgin & they are both waiters in a smart London Chinese Restaurant... The truth be told, he is a virgin too, but "She Does Not Know That". On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undress...	Ole_Grizzly	0	818	10:26 AM Jun 28, 2014 by Ole_Grizzly
	speed hog (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	790	01:45 PM Jun 27, 2014 by kiwijims
	Croc family album (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	651	01:38 PM Jun 27, 2014 by kiwijims
	AFL Grand Final... (Preview) Bruce had two of the best tickets for the Australian Football League Grand Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.. "No", Bruce says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man, "who i...	Vic41	0	678	11:09 AM Jun 27, 2014 by Vic41
	Train Travel..... (Preview) A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upp...	Vic41	2	801	07:48 PM Jun 26, 2014 by Kisha
	Marriage In Heaven.... (Preview) On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they poss...	Vic41	0	668	04:21 PM Jun 26, 2014 by Vic41
	Man With A Death Wish..... (Preview)	Vic41	2	734	01:48 PM Jun 26, 2014 by JRH
	Retirement.... (Preview) An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"....	Vic41	1	727	10:48 PM Jun 25, 2014 by Kendo
	What makes them gravitate to Canberra (Preview)	Gunsondeck	7	898	07:02 PM Jun 25, 2014 by Bryan
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