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A Flower xxx
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Edited. Never heard of them but told exist.
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The love of the Irish
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A married Irish man went into the confessional and said to the priest " I almost had an affair with another woman " . The priest said " what do you mean almost " The irishman said " well we got undressed and rubbed together , but then I stopped". The priest saiid that rub...
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Woody n Sue
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Business is Business...
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TwoBeggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One Has a Cross in front of him; the other one is Holding the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money Into the Hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross. The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the thron...
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Snowbirds
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A couple of "Snowbirds" in Florida. Senior moment! A situation calling for restraint. . . . Look again!These are the backs of the bar stools. WELL, it stunned me for a few moments --"Got to get these glasses fixed! " K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Tuesday 25th of August 2015 0...
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Australian Barber...
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Australian Barber An old drover walks into a barber shop in Black Stump Crossing, Northern Territories, for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the o...
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Who remembers protests over the years?
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The Senior Citizen Cheer! What do we want? Better memory! When do we want it? Want what? Aussie Paul.
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Good citizen
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In the UK recently they had a major road safety campaign. The slogan was "Wear white be seen at night" One of the locals decided to do the right thing so went out and got white shoes, white socks, white trousers, white shirt, white jacket, white tie and white hat. Donned his white togs that nig...
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Magnarc
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Never tell porkies to a kid
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Woody n Sue
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animal joke
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A Giraffe walked up to the bar and said "the highballs are on me" A Termite walked up to the bar and said "Where's the Bartender"
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Plain Truth
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SEX AND GOOD GRAMMAR
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On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.The ol...
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Word Fun......
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1....Rearrange these letters to form words: 1. PNEIS 2. BUTTSXE Sooooooooo, did you get 'SPINE'....and 'SUBTEXT'..?...<like I did> What do you mean you didn't.....?......what on earth are you pre-occupied with?.......... 2.Can you name three consecutive days withou...
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Goldfinger
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Prostate exam
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Old Arthur went to the urologist for his annual prostate test, when he got to the surgery, the waiting room was filled so he made his way to the receptionist who was not at all attractive, built like a brick dunny & had a personality like a pregnant shark. He went up to her & gave his name. She repli...
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Baggie
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This guy thought his wife was cheating on him
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So there is this guy who thinks his wife is cheating on him, so one night he waits for her to leave then follows her in a taxi, only to find she is working in a brothel. So he says to the taxi driver " do you want to make $100 " sure says the driver what do I have to do. Just go in to the brothel and grab my...
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The Sunday school teacher
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The lady was a southern woman who attended church services and taught Sunday School every week. One Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was. While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said, ?H...
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Joke of the Week SMH
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The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon. "I have some good news and I have some bad news...." The tycoon replies, "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first." The lawyer says: "Well, your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she figure...
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A XXXX joke sensitive people don't look but funny
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Love and teddy bears
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A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hund...
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As related by an old Prospector round the camp fire.....it's off colour....but romantic...I guess...
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.........A woman had been a prostitute for 4 years and was worried about the 'size' of her vagina on her wedding night..... Accordingly she decided to tell her newly wed husband that she had caught it on barbed wire when climbing over a farmer's fence... After their first consummating tryst, the subj...
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Goldfinger
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Old but still a good one....
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Grandfathers Don't Always Know Everything....
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Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his Grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, "Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?" His Grandpa was a little take...
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Goldfinger
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