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The Two Brothers.... (Warning - May Offend Some)
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Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting intotrouble. The other brother, however, was very good. Hewas always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbours, andled an exemplary life. As time went on, the brothers stayed intouch but were never close....
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The nagging Wife
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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they
hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and
yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old woman would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out
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Retirement is different for everyone....
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Retirement Is Different For Everyone One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn there were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same...
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Returning to work after 30 years raising a family....
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Only a short video (5 seconds)..... http://www.youtube.com/embed/qteu4ld_SCE?rel=0
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Darwin Survey...
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The result of a Darwin survey Question - What's the Northern Territory drinkers most feared insect? Answer - The "FlagonDry" -- Edited by Vic41 on Monday 23rd of June 2014 10:39:47 PM
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Twin Sisters
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Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived...
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Medical Examination
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Medical examination.......... While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady started taking off her panties..... Doctor, stopping her: &...
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Telstra Contract
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TELSTRA needed to hire a team of telephone pole installers for the Stuart Highway,and McMurray and the boss had to choose between a team of two guys from Port Pirie and a team of two Irish guys. So the boss met both teams and said "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new...
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Mark Twain & Others at Their Best
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In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a government. John Adams If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a memb...
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Career In Organise Crime...
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Retirees Realities....
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From the American Association Of Retired People Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?A: Try a bookstore under fiction.Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement...
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Breakfast
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Camels....
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Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel named Alfred with two huge camel humps. He fell in love and married a beautiful Female camel named Marie, who had one perfect camel hump. As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby boy camel, born with no humps. They con...
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CHECK FOR ALZHEIMER'S - PRETTY AMAZING
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The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat....
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Oil change instructions
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Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometres since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee, read free paper.3) 15 minutes later, swipe the Visa and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $40.00 Coffee: $...
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Mum's Licence
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Mother's Driver's License A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mummy, the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age', the mother replied. 'It's not polite'. 'OK', the little girl says, 'What colour was your hair 2 years a...
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Irish thoughts
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did you about the irishman who thought Sherlock Holmes was a block of flats also thought Ertha Kit was a set of garden tools and Stuff all was a stately home oldies but goodies
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Why men don't vaccum.....
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Either it's out of petrol or the plugs need cleaning....
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What My Mother Taught Me (Oldie but a goodie)
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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My mother taught me RELIGION . 'You better pray that this will come out of the carpet.' 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL 'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to...
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MARRIAGE HUMOR
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MARRIAGE HUMOR Marriage Humor Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificatefor an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.' ------------------------------- Wife : ...
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