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When your over sixty....
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As You Mature, It's The Little Things That Don't Seem To Matter As Much As They used To! This chick looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bundy?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." I mean, when you are over sixt...
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NAVY COOKS
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An admiral visited one of the ships under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the naval insignia stamped on every biscuit. He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was achieved, so it could be used on other ships. The Chief replied, "Id be glad to sha...
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tractor pull in indonesia
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Tractor pull in Indonesia this is how NOT to do it. :)
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A Delicate Corporate Matter....
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All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the companywere called into the chairman's office one by one until only Bob, thejunior member, was left sitting outside.Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to findthe chairman and the ten other directors seated aroun...
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My forgetter's getting better,
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My forgetter's getting better,But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering If I really should be 'there' And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer! Oft times I walk into a room, Say 'what am I here for?' I wrack my brain, bu...
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aussie_paul
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A bad day comming.
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Ontos45
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Senior Citizens' Meat Raffle
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Sounds like a true story to me ... Enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0kIj_PIpaI
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Cupie
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Church Ladies ya Gotta Lurve Em
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Church Ladies With Typewriters They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! We are thankful for the church ladies with typewriters.These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. --------...
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dING
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Best Irish joke this week
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Oldie but a goody.... Little Jimmie Simmers and Paddy had been drinking at their local Dublin bar all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'..Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spin...
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aussie_paul
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clancy@theoverflow
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HI ... This has possibly been round before .... clancy@theoverflow I had written him a text... Near the Central Coast town of Wyee are hand-made signs saying simply 'Shearer' and giving a mobile phone number. Great for the hobby farmers, of course, but does the shearer dream of the big mobs out...
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Cupie
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HANDY ALL ROUND:
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The first label on the product, you cannot beat it;
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Vanderee
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My Exercise regime
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now it is time for a poppy nap
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Redlander
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Jewish Wisdom...
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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minut...
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Vic41
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Internet sayings in the bush.
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LOGON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotterLOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute.HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys.WINDOWS: What you shut w...
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A TRUE STORY FROM.. "THE HOUSTON HERALD" HOUSTON , TEXAS
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Last Thursday night around midnight, a woman from Houston, Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse. The following Monday morning, the woman was called in front of the Arraignment Judge, sworn-in, and aske...
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Car language
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A daughter asked her dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper." Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls ou...
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Unusual funeral procession...........
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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.A long black hearse was followed by a second hearse about 15 metres behind.Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her...
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I'm afraid to use the toilet
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someone had it in fore me
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REVISED WILL
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A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night." My daughter walked into the living room and said to me, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Ple...
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OH NO.....NOT LITTLE JOHNNY AGAIN......
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Teacher: children tomorrow I will ask you all what you want to be when you grow up, like a doctor or dentist or detective, think about it seriously. OK Next morning: well children you all must have thought about your profession or job when you grow up, so.....Susan tell us about your decision. Susan: I w...
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