Just Joking

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Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name."Yeah teach?" he replies."If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.Matt answers &...

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The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating."Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"The doctor leading the tour explains, &...

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A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him...

SLUG · SLUG

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and th...

Dunmowin · Dunmowin

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?Customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? **************************** Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Eve...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wan...

SLUG · SLUG

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

This is a great poem.... Aussie Paul.

Delta18 · Delta18

A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight.They start eyeing each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted.Rear toilet? He suggests.Five minutes, she agrees and goes off. He waits five minutes, then goes and sli...

SLUG · SLUG

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35,...

SLUG · SLUG

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. What are you doing, Mommy? The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer. Well, sweetie, som...

SLUG · SLUG

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom....

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Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?&quo...

SLUG · SLUG

What did the leper say to the prostitute?"Keep the tip"

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A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He asks for some rum. The bartender says, "Yes, but sir, do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate says, "Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

HOOK · HOOK

The Doo crew · The Doo crew

Aussie style.

The Doo crew · The Doo crew

Done a runner!!

reglynn · reglynn

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's do...

Vic41 · Vic41

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action.. as it gallops along at its steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for t...

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	little matt (Preview) Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name."Yeah teach?" he replies."If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.Matt answers &...	SLUG	0	713	01:40 AM Oct 27, 2014 by SLUG
	medical benifits (Preview) The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating."Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"The doctor leading the tour explains, &...	SLUG	0	672	01:37 AM Oct 27, 2014 by SLUG
	the blind man (Preview) A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him...	SLUG	0	634	01:30 AM Oct 27, 2014 by SLUG
	cut backs (Preview) One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and th...	SLUG	0	629	01:27 AM Oct 27, 2014 by SLUG
	Tech Support for Seniors (…be sure to read the entire list!!) (Preview) Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?Customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ************************** Customer:** Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Eve...	Dunmowin	0	895	08:52 PM Oct 26, 2014 by Dunmowin
	THE KEY;; (Preview) A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wan...	justcruisin01	2	857	08:49 PM Oct 26, 2014 by Dunmowin
	dreams (Preview) Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy...	SLUG	1	592	08:43 PM Oct 26, 2014 by aussie_paul
	My lovely hotel... (Preview) This is a great poem.... Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	701	03:00 PM Oct 26, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Had me fooled.... (Preview) A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight.They start eyeing each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted.Rear toilet? He suggests.Five minutes, she agrees and goes off. He waits five minutes, then goes and sli...	Delta18	0	740	02:35 PM Oct 26, 2014 by Delta18
	the face lift (Preview) A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35,...	SLUG	0	948	10:26 PM Oct 24, 2014 by SLUG
	parents going at it (Preview) One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. What are you doing, Mommy? The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer. Well, sweetie, som...	SLUG	0	660	10:20 PM Oct 24, 2014 by SLUG
	therapy session (Preview) A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom....	SLUG	0	550	10:16 PM Oct 24, 2014 by SLUG
	little billie (Preview) Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?&quo...	SLUG	0	605	10:13 PM Oct 24, 2014 by SLUG
	the leper (Preview) What did the leper say to the prostitute?"Keep the tip"	SLUG	0	512	10:04 PM Oct 24, 2014 by SLUG
	the pirate (Preview) A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He asks for some rum. The bartender says, "Yes, but sir, do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate says, "Arr! It's driving me nuts!"	SLUG	0	584	10:02 PM Oct 24, 2014 by SLUG
	sexy halloween attire (Preview)	HOOK	0	1215	02:03 PM Oct 24, 2014 by HOOK
	Aussie Burqa (Preview) Aussie style.	The Doo crew	0	651	08:56 AM Oct 24, 2014 by The Doo crew
	Escape (Preview) Done a runner!!	The Doo crew	1	590	07:10 AM Oct 24, 2014 by Woody n Sue
	Elmo (Preview) There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's do...	reglynn	2	580	07:08 AM Oct 24, 2014 by Woody n Sue
	Horseback Riding.... (Preview) A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action.. as it gallops along at its steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for t...	Vic41	1	852	09:05 PM Oct 23, 2014 by Dunmowin
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