Just Joking

Weevil · Weevil

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbours' male dog while the neighbours were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed dow...

Weevil · Weevil

Why I Call Him Honey........... An elderly lady was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening.She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as:Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almo...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

An airhead walked into a novelty store. She saw a shiny thermosand asked the clerk what it was. The clerk said, "It's a thermos. Itkeeps cold things cold and hot things hot." The airhead was soimpressed, she bought one. She got home, and could not wait toshow off her new thermos to her co-wor...

Lesley F · Lesley F

Yarra · Yarra

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a Government Employee.To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."T-square pranced over t...

Yarra · Yarra

A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers.She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with hi...

Weevil · Weevil

Ray the Chook... Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ray.' Ray was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back...

Yarra · Yarra

ONLY A GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW.... A Cup of Tea made with cold water. One day my Grandma was out, and my Grandpa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favourite toys. Grandpa was in the living room engrossed in the evening new...

Yarra · Yarra

It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre. After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show - Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance."Yes, each and every one of you and all at the...

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

Yo Momma is so fat, when she got on the scales it read. " I need your weight." "Not your phone Number".

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees a most attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he suddenly snatches it from the air, in a half pike motion, and hands it back to her. "This is soooo embarra...

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

Whats bigger then Gommers pile. Winnies POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whats Bigger then Winnies POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GiLLANS ISLAND. Whats bigger then Gillans Island. Goldfingers 21 GRANDER.

Yarra · Yarra

Two medical students were walking along the streetWhen they saw an old man walking with his legs spreadApart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor oldMan has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student sa...

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

Wecome to the Forum, Micheal Fiztpatrick & Patrick FiztMicheal. Ben Down & Phil McCaverty Enjoy yourselfves.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

An oldie but worth re-telling..... We have been in many places but we've never been in Kahoots. Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone else. We've also never been in Cognito.......we hear no-one recognizes you there. We have however been in Sane. They don't have an ai...

Possum3 · Possum3

During WW2 the US introduced the Boeing B17 Bomber, a magnificent aeroplane with a crew of 11: Captain, Navigator, Flight engineer, Bombardier, Radio operator, Nose gunner, 2 X Waist gunners, Top turret gunner, Belly gunner, Tail gunner. The story goes that during the last days of the North Afri...

Redlander · Redlander

-- Edited by Redlander on Friday 22nd of May 2015 06:48:06 AM

Hendo · Hendo

A guy gets talking to a good sort at his local and get on really well. Come last drinks he invites her back to his place and she readily accepts. They get back to his place and as he put the key in the door he turns to her and says " I should warn you that I sometimes suffer from prem.... ooooh oh oh too late...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man returns home a day early from a business trip.Its after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $200, the cabby agrees.Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

In Gents Toilet........I'm a bit thick, but it did not even occur to me......the sign 'airblades' was more than sufficient warning one would have thought?....not my idea of a perfect blowjob!........lmao....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 24th of May 2015 08:40:45 AM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Dog Carer... (Preview) A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbours' male dog while the neighbours were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed dow...	Weevil	0	757	03:30 PM Jun 1, 2015 by Weevil
	Why I Call Him Honey.... (Preview) Why I Call Him Honey........... An elderly lady was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening.She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as:Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almo...	Weevil	0	924	08:04 AM Jun 1, 2015 by Weevil
	How to use a thermos or perhaps not (Preview) An airhead walked into a novelty store. She saw a shiny thermosand asked the clerk what it was. The clerk said, "It's a thermos. Itkeeps cold things cold and hot things hot." The airhead was soimpressed, she bought one. She got home, and could not wait toshow off her new thermos to her co-wor...	Woody n Sue	0	751	08:02 AM Jun 1, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	why did the chicken cross the road!! (Preview)	Lesley F	0	831	03:56 PM May 31, 2015 by Lesley F
	The Four Cats (Preview) Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a Government Employee.To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."T-square pranced over t...	Yarra	0	733	09:59 AM May 31, 2015 by Yarra
	Beach Conversation (Preview) A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers.She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with hi...	Yarra	0	764	09:56 AM May 31, 2015 by Yarra
	Ray The Chook.... (Preview) Ray the Chook... Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ray.' Ray was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back...	Weevil	2	961	05:38 PM May 30, 2015 by Weevil
	Grandad (Preview) ONLY A GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW.... A Cup of Tea made with cold water. One day my Grandma was out, and my Grandpa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favourite toys. Grandpa was in the living room engrossed in the evening new...	Yarra	0	827	01:45 PM May 30, 2015 by Yarra
	Claude the Hypnotist! (Preview) It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre. After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show - Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance."Yes, each and every one of you and all at the...	Yarra	0	835	09:11 AM May 28, 2015 by Yarra
	Dial Up : Please not for the ladies Thankyou. (Preview) Yo Momma is so fat, when she got on the scales it read. " I need your weight." "Not your phone Number".	Hey Jim	0	853	08:52 AM May 27, 2015 by Hey Jim
	Almost made a spectacle of herself..... (Preview) At a hotel restaurant, a man sees a most attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he suddenly snatches it from the air, in a half pike motion, and hands it back to her. "This is soooo embarra...	Goldfinger	1	957	08:28 AM May 27, 2015 by Hey Jim
	GOLDFINGERS FIND (Preview) Whats bigger then Gommers pile. Winnies POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whats Bigger then Winnies POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GiLLANS ISLAND. Whats bigger then Gillans Island. Goldfingers 21 GRANDER.	Hey Jim	2	834	08:04 PM May 26, 2015 by Hey Jim
	It's hell to get old. (Preview) Two medical students were walking along the streetWhen they saw an old man walking with his legs spreadApart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor oldMan has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student sa...	Yarra	1	1108	04:13 PM May 26, 2015 by Baggie
	Wecome to the Forum (Preview) Wecome to the Forum, Micheal Fiztpatrick & Patrick FiztMicheal. Ben Down & Phil McCaverty Enjoy yourselfves.	Hey Jim	1	754	07:30 PM May 25, 2015 by Cowboy7307
	Places you may have visited... (Preview) An oldie but worth re-telling..... We have been in many places but we've never been in Kahoots. Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone else. We've also never been in Cognito.......we hear no-one recognizes you there. We have however been in Sane. They don't have an ai...	Goldfinger	1	901	06:42 PM May 25, 2015 by Hey Jim
	B17 bomber crew (Preview) During WW2 the US introduced the Boeing B17 Bomber, a magnificent aeroplane with a crew of 11: Captain, Navigator, Flight engineer, Bombardier, Radio operator, Nose gunner, 2 X Waist gunners, Top turret gunner, Belly gunner, Tail gunner. The story goes that during the last days of the North Afri...	Possum3	1	925	09:13 AM May 25, 2015 by Gaz n Shell
	For the Wine Lovers (Preview) -- Edited by Redlander on Friday 22nd of May 2015 06:48:06 AM	Redlander	1	866	04:50 PM May 24, 2015 by Collo
	Warning (Preview) A guy gets talking to a good sort at his local and get on really well. Come last drinks he invites her back to his place and she readily accepts. They get back to his place and as he put the key in the door he turns to her and says " I should warn you that I sometimes suffer from prem.... ooooh oh oh too late...	Hendo	0	810	03:49 PM May 24, 2015 by Hendo
	Cabbie witness.... (Preview) A man returns home a day early from a business trip.Its after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $200, the cabby agrees.Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into...	aussie_paul	2	1023	03:14 PM May 24, 2015 by sarg
	Really??....I did not think this would be an issue..... (Preview) In Gents Toilet........I'm a bit thick, but it did not even occur to me......the sign 'airblades' was more than sufficient warning one would have thought?....not my idea of a perfect blowjob!........lmao....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 24th of May 2015 08:40:45 AM	Goldfinger	1	917	11:26 AM May 24, 2015 by Gunsondeck
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