Just Joking

SLUG · SLUG

AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTEIN GENERAL 1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview. 2.. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain you're included in the...

Vic41 · Vic41

Arthur is 90 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once Ive hit the ball, I cant see where it went. His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggest...

reglynn · reglynn

A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was i...

reglynn · reglynn

In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised, that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently, without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: An attractive young woman, on a flight from Ireland, a...

Delta18 · Delta18

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost...

gerard gue · gerard gue

Black Panties Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

As You Mature, It's The Little Things That Don't Seem To Matter As Much As They used To! This chick looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bundy?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." I mean, when you are over sixt...

Vic41 · Vic41

An admiral visited one of the ships under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the naval insignia stamped on every biscuit. He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was achieved, so it could be used on other ships. The Chief replied, "Id be glad to sha...

SLUG · SLUG

Tractor pull in Indonesia this is how NOT to do it. :)

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the companywere called into the chairman's office one by one until only Bob, thejunior member, was left sitting outside.Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to findthe chairman and the ten other directors seated aroun...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

My forgetter's getting better,But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering If I really should be 'there' And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer! Oft times I walk into a room, Say 'what am I here for?' I wrack my brain, bu...

Ontos45 · Ontos45

A bit of fun

Cupie · Cupie

Sounds like a true story to me ... Enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0kIj_PIpaI

dING · dING

Church Ladies With Typewriters They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! We are thankful for the church ladies with typewriters.These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. --------...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Oldie but a goody.... Little Jimmie Simmers and Paddy had been drinking at their local Dublin bar all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'..Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spin...

Cupie · Cupie

HI ... This has possibly been round before .... clancy@theoverflow I had written him a text... Near the Central Coast town of Wyee are hand-made signs saying simply 'Shearer' and giving a mobile phone number. Great for the hobby farmers, of course, but does the shearer dream of the big mobs out...

Vanderee · Vanderee

The first label on the product, you cannot beat it;

Redlander · Redlander

now it is time for a poppy nap

Vic41 · Vic41

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minut...

Ontos45 · Ontos45

LOGON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotterLOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute.HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys.WINDOWS: What you shut w...

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	AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTE (Preview) AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTEIN GENERAL 1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview. 2.. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain you're included in the...	SLUG	0	988	02:04 AM Nov 23, 2014 by SLUG
	Seniors Golf (Preview) Arthur is 90 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once Ive hit the ball, I cant see where it went. His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggest...	Vic41	0	918	01:21 PM Nov 21, 2014 by Vic41
	COUNCIL JOB (Preview) A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was i...	reglynn	0	990	08:39 AM Nov 21, 2014 by reglynn
	Catholic Hairdryer (Preview) In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised, that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently, without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: An attractive young woman, on a flight from Ireland, a...	reglynn	0	902	08:43 PM Nov 19, 2014 by reglynn
	How Internet started, according to the Bible. (Preview) In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost...	Delta18	2	1350	02:30 PM Nov 18, 2014 by grahos
	Black Panties (Preview) Black Panties Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well...	gerard gue	0	980	11:31 AM Nov 16, 2014 by gerard gue
	When your over sixty.... (Preview) As You Mature, It's The Little Things That Don't Seem To Matter As Much As They used To! This chick looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bundy?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." I mean, when you are over sixt...	Gunsondeck	0	1072	06:43 PM Nov 15, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	NAVY COOKS (Preview) An admiral visited one of the ships under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the naval insignia stamped on every biscuit. He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was achieved, so it could be used on other ships. The Chief replied, "Id be glad to sha...	Vic41	1	1200	12:18 PM Nov 15, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	tractor pull in indonesia (Preview) Tractor pull in Indonesia this is how NOT to do it. :)	SLUG	1	894	04:23 AM Nov 15, 2014 by Jonathan
	A Delicate Corporate Matter.... (Preview) All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the companywere called into the chairman's office one by one until only Bob, thejunior member, was left sitting outside.Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to findthe chairman and the ten other directors seated aroun...	aussie_paul	0	938	10:33 PM Nov 14, 2014 by aussie_paul
	My forgetter's getting better, (Preview) My forgetter's getting better,But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering If I really should be 'there' And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer! Oft times I walk into a room, Say 'what am I here for?' I wrack my brain, bu...	aussie_paul	5	1176	11:15 AM Nov 14, 2014 by grahos
	A bad day comming. (Preview) A bit of fun	Ontos45	0	955	12:55 PM Nov 13, 2014 by Ontos45
	Senior Citizens' Meat Raffle (Preview) Sounds like a true story to me ... Enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0kIj_PIpaI	Cupie	2	2523	09:15 AM Nov 13, 2014 by Phillipn
	Church Ladies ya Gotta Lurve Em (Preview) Church Ladies With Typewriters They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! We are thankful for the church ladies with typewriters.These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. --------...	dING	0	891	05:56 PM Nov 12, 2014 by dING
	Best Irish joke this week (Preview) Oldie but a goody.... Little Jimmie Simmers and Paddy had been drinking at their local Dublin bar all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'..Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spin...	aussie_paul	2	926	03:16 PM Nov 12, 2014 by Ontos45
	clancy@theoverflow (Preview) HI ... This has possibly been round before .... clancy@theoverflow I had written him a text... Near the Central Coast town of Wyee are hand-made signs saying simply 'Shearer' and giving a mobile phone number. Great for the hobby farmers, of course, but does the shearer dream of the big mobs out...	Cupie	0	875	12:03 PM Nov 12, 2014 by Cupie
	HANDY ALL ROUND: (Preview) The first label on the product, you cannot beat it;	Vanderee	0	621	11:36 AM Nov 12, 2014 by Vanderee
	My Exercise regime Exercise (Preview) now it is time for a poppy nap	Redlander	1	842	10:37 PM Nov 11, 2014 by Dunmowin
	Jewish Wisdom... (Preview) A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minut...	Vic41	0	662	09:09 PM Nov 11, 2014 by Vic41
	Internet sayings in the bush. (Preview) LOGON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotterLOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute.HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys.WINDOWS: What you shut w...	Ontos45	0	688	10:29 AM Nov 11, 2014 by Ontos45
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