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The Fence Repair
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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence At Government House. One is from Cabramatta, another is from Marrickville, and the third is from Engadine. All three go with an official to examine the fence. The Cabramatta contractor takes out a tape measure And does some measuring, then works s...
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Sunbathing
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A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. &qu...
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A Few Thoughts
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Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, But thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to us...
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The Simplest Explanation
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The Simplest Explanation > > > > A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Pete in a > > steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. > > > > "What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously. > > > > "What happened!...
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Chinese Hurrymoon
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A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he w...
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Hers 'n' His Poems....
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Confucius Say......
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Confucius Say.OK to let a fool kiss you,But not OK to let a kiss fool you.Confucius Say.Kiss is merely shopping upstairsFor real merchandise downstairs. Confucius Say.Better to lose a loverThan love a loser.Confucius Say.Man with broken condomOften called Daddy Confucius Say.Drunken man's wo...
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gay referee
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMK74OX63sU I love this clip - he's absolutely brilliant!!
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One for our generation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE turn your sound on
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One for our generation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE turn your sound on
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Mrs Browns Dog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U430rpfjIIQ This clip is hysterical - her family are discussing what to do with their aging dog, Mrs Brown misunderstands the conversation.
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Irish Elevator Experience...
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Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down at the Irishman and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown" The little wh...
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Subject: FW: Mating call
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Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off hi...
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RETIRED HUSBAND
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RETIRED HUSBAND After retiring, George's wife insisted that he accompany her on her trips to Woolworths (an Australian Supermarket Chain). Unfortunately, like most men, George found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, his wife is like most women - she loves...
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MORE SOAP
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A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry. So, she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so, the following w...
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Has life come to this
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The State we are in;
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The State we are in; New South Wales A senior citizen drove his brand new Holden Senator out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 120 kph, enjoying the power of the car . Amazing, he thought as he flew down the F3, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he sa...
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The Golf Ball and Sand Wedge
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A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy...
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WHY ETHEL CHANGED MOTELS…..
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WHY ETHEL CHANGED MOTELS.. Last week, Ethel checked into a motel on her 70 th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a...
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Hmmmm!!!!
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I've got a joke. The Victorian State Parliment!! Collo.
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