Just Joking

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

AMISH LADYAN AMISH LADY DRIVER IS PULLED OVER:"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.""I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall ha...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

An ambassador from a small African nation visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer. On the last day of his visit, the Russian...

cruisaderhilton · cruisaderhilton

Teacher and johnny were studying the stars when teacher said to johnny have you seen Mars!.No said johnny looking down at his boots I havn,t seen Mars but pa,s got a beaut..

Vic41 · Vic41

Vic41 · Vic41

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.' The cat thought for a minute and then said 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.' God sai...

SLUG · SLUG

Little Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a number of times of this happening, the teacher became increasingly worried and asked him about it. Johnny's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my fathe...

SLUG · SLUG

- Subject: Life as a Poor pensioner A PENSIONER'S LIFE IS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT TO BE, ..BUT I WILL NOT DESPAIR I TOO AM AFFECTED BY THE ECONOMIC CRISIS. PROOF I HAVE TO EAT MOULDY CHEESE. AND DRIED MEAT I HAVE TO DRINK OLD WINE MY CAR HAS NOT GOT A ROOF AND MY BATHTUB IS IN THE GARDEN But I will continue to strugg...

SLUG · SLUG

A FARMER IN YORKSHIRE SEES A MAN DRINKING FROM HIS STREAM so he shouts to him..... Ey up ****er, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, Its full o hoss piss an cow ****e an it could kill thee The man says: "Excuse me Sir, I am a Muslim from Pakistan , Can you be speaking clearer and slower please The...

dING · dING

Reflections An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, anot...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Andrew the drover from a huge cattle station in the Australian outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered. "Once, on a trip to...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don...

Joe50 · Joe50

Don't miss it and watch to the end...very short!!! Turn up sound. http://biggeekdad.com/2010/10/side-by-side/

Vic41 · Vic41

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

A Jewish man and his wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a long passionate kiss and says to him, "I'll see you later". "Who the hell was that?" says the wife. "That was my mist...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too,&qu...

SLUG · SLUG

An Indian, a Maori, a Muslim and an Australian were walking along an Australian beach when the Maori stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and ............... a Genie appeared ! "I can only grant four wishes !" the Genie said. "Since the...

Mike C · Mike C

I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies: Banking 'Service' Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Pay TV 'Service' State & Public 'Service' Customer 'Service' Bureaucratic 'Service...

SLUG · SLUG

Here's another trick of Doctor Dementia to test your skills... I've seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time I've seen it with numbers. Good exampleof a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD, you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimer's isa long, long way down t...

SLUG · SLUG

Can ColdWater Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks who worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan, Canada. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandf...

Cupie · Cupie

BLAME How the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company. If yo...

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	Amish Lady (Preview) AMISH LADYAN AMISH LADY DRIVER IS PULLED OVER:"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.""I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall ha...	Gunsondeck	1	1017	09:29 AM Oct 10, 2014 by Bryan
	Another form of roulette (Preview) An ambassador from a small African nation visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer. On the last day of his visit, the Russian...	Gunsondeck	0	821	10:24 PM Oct 9, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	johnny again . (Preview) Teacher and johnny were studying the stars when teacher said to johnny have you seen Mars!.No said johnny looking down at his boots I havn,t seen Mars but pa,s got a beaut..	cruisaderhilton	1	786	02:30 PM Oct 9, 2014 by SLUG
	Joint Armed Services Toilet.... (Preview)	Vic41	0	760	02:23 AM Oct 8, 2014 by Vic41
	Animal Heaven... (Preview) A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.' The cat thought for a minute and then said 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.' God sai...	Vic41	0	668	02:16 AM Oct 8, 2014 by Vic41
	JOHNYS BLACK EYE (Preview) Little Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a number of times of this happening, the teacher became increasingly worried and asked him about it. Johnny's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my fathe...	SLUG	0	601	02:08 AM Oct 8, 2014 by SLUG
	LIFE AS A PENSIONER (Preview) - Subject: Life as a Poor pensioner A PENSIONER'S LIFE IS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT TO BE, ..BUT I WILL NOT DESPAIR I TOO AM AFFECTED BY THE ECONOMIC CRISIS. PROOF I HAVE TO EAT MOULDY CHEESE. AND DRIED MEAT I HAVE TO DRINK OLD WINE MY CAR HAS NOT GOT A ROOF AND MY BATHTUB IS IN THE GARDEN But I will continue to strugg...	SLUG	0	679	02:05 AM Oct 8, 2014 by SLUG
	THE YORKSHIRE FARMER (Preview) A FARMER IN YORKSHIRE SEES A MAN DRINKING FROM HIS STREAM so he shouts to him..... Ey up **er, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, Its full o hoss piss an cow **e an it could kill thee The man says: "Excuse me Sir, I am a Muslim from Pakistan , Can you be speaking clearer and slower please The...	SLUG	0	758	02:02 AM Oct 8, 2014 by SLUG
	Reflections (Preview) Reflections An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, anot...	dING	0	810	12:42 PM Oct 7, 2014 by dING
	Andrew the drover from a huge cattle station.. (Preview) Andrew the drover from a huge cattle station in the Australian outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered. "Once, on a trip to...	aussie_paul	0	805	02:53 PM Oct 6, 2014 by aussie_paul
	OLD FRIENDS.. (Preview) Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don...	aussie_paul	0	861	12:56 PM Oct 6, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Wedding night in the Seniors' Lodge (Preview) *Don't miss it and watch to the end...very short!!! Turn up sound.* *http://biggeekdad.com/2010/10/side-by-side/*	Joe50	3	1237	11:58 PM Oct 5, 2014 by D and D
	Holy War.......... (Preview)	Vic41	3	1148	11:48 PM Oct 5, 2014 by D and D
	Jewish Mistress (Preview) A Jewish man and his wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a long passionate kiss and says to him, "I'll see you later". "Who the hell was that?" says the wife. "That was my mist...	Gunsondeck	0	1013	11:55 AM Oct 5, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	THE DUCK;; (Preview) A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too,&qu...	justcruisin01	2	827	10:14 PM Oct 4, 2014 by KeenTravellers
	BUT OF COURSE (Preview) An Indian, a Maori, a Muslim and an Australian were walking along an Australian beach when the Maori stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and ............... a Genie appeared ! "I can only grant four wishes !" the Genie said. "Since the...	SLUG	0	754	09:55 PM Oct 4, 2014 by SLUG
	Service (Preview) I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies: Banking 'Service' Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Pay TV 'Service' State & Public 'Service' Customer 'Service' Bureaucratic 'Service...	Mike C	0	787	07:19 PM Oct 3, 2014 by Mike C
	yes yes yes yes (Preview) Here's another trick of Doctor Dementia to test your skills... I've seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time I've seen it with numbers. Good exampleof a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD, you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimer's isa long, long way down t...	SLUG	0	869	04:10 PM Oct 3, 2014 by SLUG
	can cold water clean dishes (Preview) Can ColdWater Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks who worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan, Canada. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandf...	SLUG	0	697	11:47 PM Oct 2, 2014 by SLUG
	Don't blame me (Preview) BLAME How the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company. If yo...	Cupie	0	755	02:35 PM Oct 2, 2014 by Cupie
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