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For the Wine Lovers
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-- Edited by Redlander on Friday 22nd of May 2015 06:48:06 AM
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Warning
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A guy gets talking to a good sort at his local and get on really well. Come last drinks he invites her back to his place and she readily accepts. They get back to his place and as he put the key in the door he turns to her and says " I should warn you that I sometimes suffer from prem.... ooooh oh oh too late...
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Cabbie witness....
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A man returns home a day early from a business trip.Its after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $200, the cabby agrees.Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into...
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Really??....I did not think this would be an issue.....
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In Gents Toilet........I'm a bit thick, but it did not even occur to me......the sign 'airblades' was more than sufficient warning one would have thought?....not my idea of a perfect blowjob!........lmao....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 24th of May 2015 08:40:45 AM
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Incentive for top Health Cover......Warning! P/Incorrect but humorous.....
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HAVE YOU GOT TOP HEALTH COVER.....?? A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful!..why is he doing that?" Th...
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NOW QUALIFIED
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We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing!
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Why did you have to die?
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" T...
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Pirates of the Caribbean
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Tragic
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Every box of raisins is a sad tale of grapes that could have been wine
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Post Turtles
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POST TURTLES While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders. The old farmer said, "Well, a...
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Disco
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Husband takes his wife to a disco.. There's a guy on the dance floor really going crazy - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the whole works.. The wife turns to her husband and says: "You see that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down!!!" Husband says: "Look...
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50 shades of grey
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope;...
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Grammar Nazi's
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But I like it .. -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 20th of May 2015 09:45:50 PM -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 20th of May 2015 09:46:50 PM
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A Harley Biker
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A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the no...
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New Doctor
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Old Harry was referred to a gastrointestinal specialist by his GP. As soon as Harry went into the Dr's office the Dr said to him, not to be concerned but many of his patients at Harry's age had troubles passing water in the morning. That's not the problem said Harry - "I empty my bladder complete...
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Changing Values
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Amazing how your values change As you age... An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship Holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress Is blow...
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By the will of God
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When I heard Fred Niles and Chris Riley were guest preachers nearby Bourke church, I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about. I sat down and Fred Niles came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my...
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I Play Bowls
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Eileen and her husband Bob went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tiradelisting every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, lon...
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The Wedding : Italian style
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Maria & Mario were to marry in the coming spring. The custom. Everyone is invited. Uncles, Aunts, Nices & Nephews, cousins, second cousins friends 1000 plus. Maria's parents were the hosts. All the food, all the drink to be orginised nothing left to chance. Italian style eh!...............
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DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR
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There once lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked Beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat odourous reaction on him. However, one day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he through to himself "she's such a sweet, gen...
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