Just Joking

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

<This is not as risque' as it may first appear..> A young Lady goes to her Doctor and confides she wants an 'operation' because she feels her vagina lips are toooo large. She respectively asks her Doctor to keep her 'operation' a secret, as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out....

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Excerpt from an article which I believe appeared in the Dublin Times about a Bank Robbery on December 2nd.... Subtitled 'THE VANILLA PUDDING ROBBERY'. ....'Once inside the Bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers who exp...

Russue · Russue

Medicare Part G -- NursingHome Plan: Picture this. You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what can you do? Why not use our Medicare Part G -- Nursing Home Plan Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older, a gun (Part G),and four bullets. You...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Recounted to me by an old prospecting mate round the camp fire...... In the arid interior of Australia an old Gold Prospector is staggering along with his faithfull old Blue Heeler "Bluey" by his side...water has given out that morning and no food.......... ..... He looks into th...

Jenzarl · Jenzarl

A cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the gates and said, You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking. The cat thought for a minute and the said, All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on. God said Say n...

Redlander · Redlander

A HUSBAND WHO LISTENS He said: "What can I help you with? She said: Take this bag of potatoes, Peel half of them and put them in the pot for me Dedicated To all those husbands out there who really try!

D and D · D and D

Maybe a bit late for Australia Day 2015 but what do you reckon for 2016 :) http://youtu.be/xiEycVMKoJo

Jenzarl · Jenzarl

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking space. Looking up to heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking space, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish whiskey!"Miraculou...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

RARE PHOTO OF 1940 TOUR DE FRANCE

Yendorane · Yendorane

This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he dra...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A 16year old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents wanted to know where he got the car ? He told them he bought it on his way home. With what money you cant afford a Porsche hell we cant afford a Porsche Well he said this one cost me $15. what his farther yelled nobody would sell a Porsche for $15 where d...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

1) The best parking spot is determined by shade not distance2) Hot water comes out of both taps3) You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron4) The temperature drops below 32C and you feel chilly5) You discover that in January and February it only takes two fingers to steer a car6...

Blues Man · Blues Man

THE DUCK AND THE LAWYERA big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator resp...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

So romantic!!! An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message a...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Irrefutable Logic

Blues Man · Blues Man

THE DUCK AND THE LAWYER A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.The litigator respo...

Joe50 · Joe50

Blonde at the Superbowl A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just cou...

jules47 · jules47

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, my hands are freezing cold. The mother replied. Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.... The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was rid...

Lesley F · Lesley F

Billy C. has many youtube "hits", but there a particular one that hysterical, about a certain religion. It's quite old, been there for yonks, and over the years I've emailed it to my pals. I was only laughing at it last week, but today when I went searching, it's vanished into the unknown c...

petengail · petengail

https://www.youtube.com/embed/OOgd9hitEAE?rel=0 I think we can all relate to this......

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	Three beautiful red roses by her hospital pillow........ (Preview) <This is not as risque' as it may first appear..> A young Lady goes to her Doctor and confides she wants an 'operation' because she feels her vagina lips are toooo large. She respectively asks her Doctor to keep her 'operation' a secret, as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out....	Goldfinger	0	821	09:34 AM Feb 7, 2015 by Goldfinger
	Excerpt from Dublin Times..Vanilla Pudding Robbery.... (Preview) Excerpt from an article which I believe appeared in the Dublin Times about a Bank Robbery on December 2nd.... Subtitled 'THE VANILLA PUDDING ROBBERY'. ....'Once inside the Bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers who exp...	Goldfinger	0	805	05:34 PM Feb 6, 2015 by Goldfinger
	The Easy Fix (Preview) Medicare Part G -- NursingHome Plan: Picture this. You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what can you do? Why not use our Medicare Part G -- Nursing Home Plan Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older, a gun (Part G),and four bullets. You...	Russue	4	1135	11:44 AM Feb 6, 2015 by navynurse
	Faithfull Ol' Bluey.....a man's best mate.... (Preview) Recounted to me by an old prospecting mate round the camp fire...... In the arid interior of Australia an old Gold Prospector is staggering along with his faithfull old Blue Heeler "Bluey" by his side...water has given out that morning and no food.......... ..... He looks into th...	Goldfinger	0	788	10:53 PM Feb 5, 2015 by Goldfinger
	The Cat - an oldie but a goodie (Preview) A cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the gates and said, You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking. The cat thought for a minute and the said, All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on. God said Say n...	Jenzarl	0	713	06:53 PM Feb 5, 2015 by Jenzarl
	Just One Job (Preview) A HUSBAND WHO LISTENS He said: "What can I help you with? She said: Take this bag of potatoes, Peel half of them and put them in the pot for me Dedicated To all those husbands out there who really try!	Redlander	1	1350	09:39 PM Feb 4, 2015 by grahos
	Our National Anthem (Preview) Maybe a bit late for Australia Day 2015 but what do you reckon for 2016 :) http://youtu.be/xiEycVMKoJo	D and D	1	940	07:25 PM Jan 31, 2015 by rockylizard
	Paddy (Preview) Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking space. Looking up to heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking space, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish whiskey!"Miraculou...	Jenzarl	1	1119	08:00 PM Jan 28, 2015 by Blues Man
	Tour de France (Preview) RARE PHOTO OF 1940 TOUR DE FRANCE	Gunsondeck	6	1099	05:39 PM Jan 28, 2015 by petersumpters
	Englishman in France (Preview) This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he dra...	Yendorane	2	1051	05:38 PM Jan 28, 2015 by petersumpters
	$15 Porsche (Preview) A 16year old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents wanted to know where he got the car ? He told them he bought it on his way home. With what money you cant afford a Porsche hell we cant afford a Porsche Well he said this one cost me $15. what his farther yelled nobody would sell a Porsche for $15 where d...	Woody n Sue	1	1068	08:44 PM Jan 27, 2015 by Blues Man
	You know it’s hot in Australia when….. (Preview) 1) The best parking spot is determined by shade not distance2) Hot water comes out of both taps3) You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron4) The temperature drops below 32C and you feel chilly5) You discover that in January and February it only takes two fingers to steer a car6...	aussie_paul	0	1336	03:44 PM Jan 27, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Te Duck and the Lawyer (Preview) THE DUCK AND THE LAWYERA big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator resp...	Blues Man	0	985	07:53 AM Jan 27, 2015 by Blues Man
	Quite Romantic... (Preview) So romantic!!! An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message a...	Gunsondeck	1	1014	07:48 AM Jan 27, 2015 by Blues Man
	Logic (Preview) Irrefutable Logic	Gunsondeck	0	833	12:45 AM Jan 27, 2015 by Gunsondeck
	The duck and the lawyer (Preview) THE DUCK AND THE LAWYER A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.The litigator respo...	Blues Man	0	912	10:14 AM Jan 24, 2015 by Blues Man
	Blonde at the Superbowl (Preview) Blonde at the Superbowl A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just cou...	Joe50	0	836	11:50 PM Jan 22, 2015 by Joe50
	Amish (Preview) An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, my hands are freezing cold. The mother replied. Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.... The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was rid...	jules47	3	1070	05:06 PM Jan 22, 2015 by 2weis
	billy connolly's routine on a religion (Preview) Billy C. has many youtube "hits", but there a particular one that hysterical, about a certain religion. It's quite old, been there for yonks, and over the years I've emailed it to my pals. I was only laughing at it last week, but today when I went searching, it's vanished into the unknown c...	Lesley F	2	2204	12:42 AM Jan 20, 2015 by D and D
	Grey Nomad theme song (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/embed/OOgd9hitEAE?rel=0 I think we can all relate to this......	petengail	1	1431	02:31 PM Jan 16, 2015 by Brownie2
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