Just Joking

Vic41 · Vic41

Irish sugar test One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a chemist shop - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please?" The chemist takes the...

Vic41 · Vic41

"Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her l...

Vic41 · Vic41

Peterpan · Peterpan

Sorry memory kicked in for this. I keep imagining I am a sunken ship and it's really got me worried. I think I'm becoming a nervous wreck.

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A "DOG PERSON" TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress...

Vic41 · Vic41

When U Black, U Black When I was born, I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK, When I got cold, I was BLACK, When I was scared, I was BLACK, When I was sick, I was BLACK, And when I die, I'll still be BLACK.. NOW, You 'white' folks...... When you're born...

D and D · D and D

An oldie but it still raises a smile:

Recoup · Recoup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBv2CFTSWU -- Edited by Recoup on Saturday 22nd of March 2014 11:04:38 AM

Vic41 · Vic41

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I w...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

graham (chickenman) · graham (chickenman)

https://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/Lu-Zvampire/funny_sex.jpg

Vic41 · Vic41

The Deaf Wife Problem > > Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and > he thought she might need a hearing aid. > > Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to > discuss the problem. > > The Doctor told him there is a simple inform...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

New South African Toilet door sign...

graham (chickenman) · graham (chickenman)

Head was born without a body just his head. One afternoon head said to his dad can we go to the pub for a beer and watch them playing darts. Dad replied ok head lets go, so dad put head under his arm and went to the local pub for a few scooners. While dad and head were watching a darts game, head asked his dad coul...

graham (chickenman) · graham (chickenman)

Little Johnny and Little Lisa are only 10 years old, but they know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Lisa's father to ask for his blessing. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Jones, me and Lisa are in love and I want to ask you for your b...

Vic41 · Vic41

A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "Th...

graham (chickenman) · graham (chickenman)

The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?" Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend."

graham (chickenman) · graham (chickenman)

On a clear night the lone ranger and Tonto went to sleep under the stars in there swags. At 2 am Tonto said to the lone rager, arent those stars so bright and must be millions of them up there? Lone ranger replied, oh yer i was thinking the same thing, as it looks like i could tough a star as the so big and look so...

graham (chickenman) · graham (chickenman)

Paddy the Irishman was stopped at a rest area near the Sa and Nt border, he got up at 6 am, had a big strech a yawn then breeky and nature call , then a hour later he hit the road heading towards Alice spring. He wound up to 100 kmh in 30 secs then he realises he forgot his 4 wheel drive and van left in the rest area...

Hendo · Hendo

Little Johnny's 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet. "Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'?" Johnny says, "God, I'm coming!!"

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Irish Sugar Test.... (Preview) Irish sugar test One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a chemist shop - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please?" The chemist takes the...	Vic41	0	697	10:25 PM Mar 25, 2014 by Vic41
	Of Course I Won't Laugh !! (Preview) "Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her l...	Vic41	0	758	10:10 PM Mar 25, 2014 by Vic41
	Female Intuition..... (Preview)	Vic41	4	735	09:53 AM Mar 25, 2014 by Bryan
	One more (Preview) Sorry memory kicked in for this. I keep imagining I am a sunken ship and it's really got me worried. I think I'm becoming a nervous wreck.	Peterpan	11	1319	09:35 AM Mar 25, 2014 by Peterpan
	STAY ...... (Preview) YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A "DOG PERSON" TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress...	Gunsondeck	0	681	01:03 PM Mar 24, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Colour..... (Preview) When U Black, U Black When I was born, I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK, When I got cold, I was BLACK, When I was scared, I was BLACK, When I was sick, I was BLACK, And when I die, I'll still be BLACK.. NOW, You 'white' folks...... When you're born...	Vic41	2	803	11:25 AM Mar 24, 2014 by Vic41
	How to wash a cat (Preview) An oldie but it still raises a smile:	D and D	2	921	01:56 PM Mar 23, 2014 by mongrel
	Miss USA 2011-Should Math Be Taught In Schools? (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBv2CFTSWU -- Edited by Recoup on Saturday 22nd of March 2014 11:04:38 AM	Recoup	1	1118	10:47 PM Mar 22, 2014 by D and D
	Little Johnny & Dad's Car.... (Preview) Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I w...	Vic41	0	714	02:17 PM Mar 22, 2014 by Vic41
	Found it! (Preview)	Gunsondeck	2	842	04:42 PM Mar 21, 2014 by dazren
	Oh we never were told about the birds and the bee's? (Preview) https://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/Lu-Zvampire/funny_sex.jpg	graham (chickenman)	2	918	02:01 PM Mar 20, 2014 by Cowboy7307
	Deaf Wife Problem.... (Preview) The Deaf Wife Problem > > Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and > he thought she might need a hearing aid. > > Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to > discuss the problem. > > The Doctor told him there is a simple inform...	Vic41	0	754	12:36 PM Mar 20, 2014 by Vic41
	sign... (Preview) New South African Toilet door sign...	Gunsondeck	3	814	09:49 AM Mar 20, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
	Head and his dad (Preview) Head was born without a body just his head. One afternoon head said to his dad can we go to the pub for a beer and watch them playing darts. Dad replied ok head lets go, so dad put head under his arm and went to the local pub for a few scooners. While dad and head were watching a darts game, head asked his dad coul...	graham (chickenman)	0	584	09:45 AM Mar 20, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
	LITTLE JOHNNY WANTS TO SETTLE DOWN :) (Preview) Little Johnny and Little Lisa are only 10 years old, but they know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Lisa's father to ask for his blessing. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Jones, me and Lisa are in love and I want to ask you for your b...	graham (chickenman)	0	689	09:34 AM Mar 20, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
	Scottish Baby...... (Preview) A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "Th...	Vic41	4	848	09:27 AM Mar 20, 2014 by Vic41
	LITTLE JOHNNY HAS THE SOLUTION (Preview) The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?" Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend."	graham (chickenman)	0	571	09:26 AM Mar 20, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
	The lone ranger and Tonto camping under the stars (Preview) On a clear night the lone ranger and Tonto went to sleep under the stars in there swags. At 2 am Tonto said to the lone rager, arent those stars so bright and must be millions of them up there? Lone ranger replied, oh yer i was thinking the same thing, as it looks like i could tough a star as the so big and look so...	graham (chickenman)	0	690	09:14 AM Mar 20, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
	The Irishman nomad in Australia. (Preview) Paddy the Irishman was stopped at a rest area near the Sa and Nt border, he got up at 6 am, had a big strech a yawn then breeky and nature call , then a hour later he hit the road heading towards Alice spring. He wound up to 100 kmh in 30 secs then he realises he forgot his 4 wheel drive and van left in the rest area...	graham (chickenman)	0	760	09:04 AM Mar 20, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
	Little Johnny (Preview) Little Johnny's 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet. "Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'?" Johnny says, "God, I'm coming!!"	Hendo	0	543	02:03 PM Mar 19, 2014 by Hendo
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