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Ladies Bowling Club Bus Ride.....
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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekendTrip to Sydney The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and The Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, Having a great time, when one of th...
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ENTER YOUR PASSWORD
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The pleasures of older folk "tangling" with cyberspace Please Enter Your Password... Please enter your new password: "cabbage" Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. "boiled cabbage" Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. &qu...
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DANGEROUS COMMENT;
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Dangerous comment!! Only An Australian Can Make You Feel Like A Woman A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane a...
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BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 10
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Budget Cuts
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The AMA has weighed in on Joe Hockeys proposed changes Australias health services The Allergists voted to scratch them, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought he had a lot of nerve. The Obst...
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getting back to the basics
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Some people winge about generators, others take it to far. Bill
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Opinion Poll.....
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BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No9
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Irish Logic
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Try reading it without an Irish accent? Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV. Seamus shook his head and asked, "Whoi t'e hell do they do that?" "Do what?" asked Mick. "Go on them boikes for moiles and moiles, up and down t'e hills, round t'e...
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CAMELS
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> Here's a quickie for you> One day there was a very handsome male camel>named Alfred with two huge humps.> He fell in love and married a beautiful> female camel named Marie, who had one perfect hump.> As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby boy camel,...
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BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No8
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Subject THE WILL
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Harold Smith who is on his deathbed, knows the end is near His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. So, he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses" "Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall." "Jamie, I want you to take the office...
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BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 7
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Starts with F ends with K
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What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter Than she is! I think I sh...
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Random Thoughts
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I'm not sayinglet's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just sayinglet's remove all the warning labels and let the problemwork itself out. I changed my car hornto gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much fasternow ! You can tell a lot abouta woman's mood just by her hands. If she is holding agun,...
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Making a Baby
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There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny! > The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a > surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father > was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm > off now. The man should be here soo...
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Frank
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Frank is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a...
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BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 6
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Two Short Ones.
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I am not happy with this Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it I have a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters, but I can Samurais it for you.
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Peterpan
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A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi
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A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi are having a beer after services on Sunday afternoon, they are discussing how they divvy the money up collected in "the plate". The Minister says he has a scarlet cloth folded in a triangle on the floor, he tips the plate over the cloth .. what stays on the cloth...
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