Just Joking

rosco532 · rosco532

An elderly father found a vibrator in his daughters bedroom and asked her about it. She told him that she was 40 years of age, unmarried, hadn't had sex with a man and that she had to have a life! The next evening she came home to find her dad sitting with a whiskey dry in one hand and the vibrator in the other...

Hurls · Hurls

Psychiatrist vs. Bartender EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' sai...

spida · spida

A group of friends from the Cottonwood Church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Al and Jean to be the hosts, Jean wanted to outdo all the others. She decided to have mushroom-smothered steak. But m...

sarg · sarg

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades u p from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.Then we'll talk about the car."...

Hurls · Hurls

Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey. As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife. Mongrel says, 'O...

Vic41 · Vic41

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow ploughs can get through. "So...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Onions and Christmas Trees A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s, 40s and 50's the...

nomadic1 · nomadic1

Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the o...

rosco532 · rosco532

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Yes, our grandmothers still had genuine knowledge of staying naturally healthy!!! My granny lectured me about her practical knowledge: For better digestion, I drink beer, for loss of appetite I drink white wine, with low blood pressure, red wine, with high blood pressure, cognac and whenever I ha...

Bunkerbob · Bunkerbob

Stopped at a Truck Stop Cafe a couple of weeks ago. Asked for 2 Hamburgers. The woman serving went to the freezer and took to patties out and stuck them under her arm. "Why are you doing that?," I asked. "Defrosting them", she said. "Gee, pleased I didn't ask for a hot dog&quo...

sarg · sarg

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman, gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it. Intrigu...

george57 · george57

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Snotty Receptionist As we get older and visit the doctor more, this could come in handy. An older gentleman had an appointment to see his urologist, who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed...

Hendo · Hendo

A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady. "Hello there and what is your name?" "Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?" "I'm Jim." Jim and Stacey get on like a house on fire. Later in the night Stacey asks "Jim, d...

sarg · sarg

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she...

Hurls · Hurls

The difference between an Australian Police Officer,.. a Canadian Police Officer... and an American Police Officer. QUESTION: You're on duty by yourself (don't ask why, you just are and your Sergeant hates you) walking on a deserted street late at night. Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife...

Hendo · Hendo

While a lot of you guys havent met me yet, let me tell you, I know everyone. I was having a drink with a buddy the other day, telling him about all the people I knew and he bet me $10.00 that I wouldnt know the next person to walk into the bar. Within minutes a bloke walks in and called out "Hey Hendo what's...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

NO COMMENT!!!!! BE WARNED, A LITTLE BIT OF LANGUAGE USED. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=750_1361955514

Vic41 · Vic41

He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again...... Back and forth... Back and forth..... In and out....... She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back. She was gettin...

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	Reminds me of the time.... (Preview) An elderly father found a vibrator in his daughters bedroom and asked her about it. She told him that she was 40 years of age, unmarried, hadn't had sex with a man and that she had to have a life! The next evening she came home to find her dad sitting with a whiskey dry in one hand and the vibrator in the other...	rosco532	2	700	10:51 PM Feb 11, 2014 by cobberandco
	Psychiartrist vs Bartender (Preview) Psychiatrist vs. Bartender EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' sai...	Hurls	2	1031	10:48 PM Feb 11, 2014 by cobberandco
	The church dinner (Preview) A group of friends from the Cottonwood Church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Al and Jean to be the hosts, Jean wanted to outdo all the others. She decided to have mushroom-smothered steak. But m...	spida	2	822	10:46 PM Feb 11, 2014 by cobberandco
	THE HAIRCUT (Preview) A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades u p from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.Then we'll talk about the car."...	sarg	2	666	10:44 PM Feb 11, 2014 by cobberandco
	Aussie Sensitivity (Preview) Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey. As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife. Mongrel says, 'O...	Hurls	1	659	10:42 PM Feb 11, 2014 by cobberandco
	Snow Ploughing In Dublin (Preview) On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow ploughs can get through. "So...	Vic41	0	846	12:59 PM Feb 11, 2014 by Vic41
	Onions and Christmas Trees (Preview) Onions and Christmas Trees A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s, 40s and 50's the...	Gunsondeck	1	629	09:25 PM Feb 10, 2014 by Bryan
	The best Irish joke! (Preview) Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the o...	nomadic1	1	731	09:23 PM Feb 10, 2014 by Bryan
	Who is going to try this first ??? (Preview)	rosco532	2	623	06:56 PM Feb 10, 2014 by Kaid
	Granny's Advice. (Preview) *Yes, our grandmothers still had genuine knowledge of staying naturally healthy!!!* *My granny lectured me about her practical knowledge:* *For better digestion, I drink beer, for loss of appetite I drink white wine, with low blood pressure, red wine, with high blood pressure, cognac and whenever I ha...*	Gunsondeck	0	715	12:02 PM Feb 10, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Truck Stop Tucker (Preview) Stopped at a Truck Stop Cafe a couple of weeks ago. Asked for 2 Hamburgers. The woman serving went to the freezer and took to patties out and stuck them under her arm. "Why are you doing that?," I asked. "Defrosting them", she said. "Gee, pleased I didn't ask for a hot dog&quo...	Bunkerbob	1	714	11:05 PM Feb 9, 2014 by Vic41
	BEST AUSSIE PICK-UP LINE EVER: (Preview) An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman, gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it. Intrigu...	sarg	2	996	07:29 PM Feb 9, 2014 by brian
	Miley Cyrus..... (Preview)	george57	2	674	11:21 AM Feb 9, 2014 by dazren
	Snotty Receptionist (Preview) Snotty Receptionist As we get older and visit the doctor more, this could come in handy. An older gentleman had an appointment to see his urologist, who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed...	Gunsondeck	0	619	07:55 PM Feb 8, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Stacey (Preview) A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady. "Hello there and what is your name?" "Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?" "I'm Jim." Jim and Stacey get on like a house on fire. Later in the night Stacey asks "Jim, d...	Hendo	0	663	04:42 PM Feb 8, 2014 by Hendo
	SENIOR CITIZEN (Preview) A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she...	sarg	0	716	03:51 PM Feb 8, 2014 by sarg
	Police Officers: Australia, Canada & America (Preview) The difference between an Australian Police Officer,.. a Canadian Police Officer... and an American Police Officer. QUESTION: You're on duty by yourself (don't ask why, you just are and your Sergeant hates you) walking on a deserted street late at night. Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife...	Hurls	2	835	03:27 PM Feb 7, 2014 by Vic41
	I know everbody! (Preview) While a lot of you guys havent met me yet, let me tell you, I know everyone. I was having a drink with a buddy the other day, telling him about all the people I knew and he bet me $10.00 that I wouldnt know the next person to walk into the bar. Within minutes a bloke walks in and called out "Hey Hendo what's...	Hendo	2	630	07:16 AM Feb 7, 2014 by mongrel
	Beer commercial (Preview) NO COMMENT!!!!! BE WARNED, A LITTLE BIT OF LANGUAGE USED. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=750_1361955514	Gunsondeck	0	594	05:52 PM Feb 6, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Ecstasy...... (Preview) He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again...... Back and forth... Back and forth..... In and out....... She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back. She was gettin...	Vic41	3	643	03:05 PM Feb 6, 2014 by Vic41
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