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Surprise
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Bobdown
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1
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599
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Construction Worker.
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A man is working on a construction site when he accidentally cuts off all of his fingers with an electric saw.At the emergency room, his doctor says, Give me the fingers, and Ill see what I can do.The injured man replies, But I dont have the fingers!Why didnt you bring them? the doctor asks.The injured m...
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aussie_paul
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2
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566
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Grumpy old man day.
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anolphart
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1
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464
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Integrity..
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aussie_paul
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1
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732
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Hard times.
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Then there was the constipated mathematician. Worked it out with a pencil.
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Magnarc
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0
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389
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Birthday surprise.
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A husband was trying to decide what to get his wife for her birthday.When the day came he had finally settled on the perfect present to show his appreciation for her.When she woke up he ordered her to stay in bed and relax.As she lay there, looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up...
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aussie_paul
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0
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407
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Weapon secured!
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anolphart
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7
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1001
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Good luck explaining that ...
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anolphart
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1
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717
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Would you believe it ?
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A man was telling his mate over coffee, "You won't believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, do not pay off my University loan, cancel my allowance, throw away all my clothes, and take my iPhone and laptop. In addition, please take all of my jewellery to t...
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Bobdown
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4
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1050
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Who's game?
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anolphart
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0
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517
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Bird.
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The bird should have been named The Bogan Bird.
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rgren2
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5
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972
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Run-away risk?
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Clearly there is concern that this trailer may run away, uphill, so both sets of wheels are chocked. Cheers
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yobarr
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2
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782
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Speech therapist
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A very attractive female speech therapist was presented with three young Irishmen, all of whom stuttered. She spent many long hours working with them both individually and as a group. She tried everything in the book. Finally, totally perplexed by their lack of progress she exclaimed, "Pad...
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anolphart
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462
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Old Robert..
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Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night togetherAfter the weddin...
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aussie_paul
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460
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Aussie day merchandise
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anolphart
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3
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1073
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The Inspiration for Boeing assembly line
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhwywXbbMDE
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Craig1
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4
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1377
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It's a curse!
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anolphart
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0
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690
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Golden Globes Gift Bag Worth $500K Actually Just a Mix of Staple Grocery Items From Woolies
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https://theshovel.com.au/2024/01/09/golden-globes-gift-bag-worth-500k-actually-grocery-items-from-woolies/
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dorian
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2
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704
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I always thought it was the elves
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https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-wales-67907306
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dorian
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797
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Robbed-Again
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Sorry, I need to vent!I experienced the absolute WORST customer service earlier today at a store by me.At the moment, I'm not going to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm going to address this situationSo, this past Thursday, I bought something from this store. I paid cash...
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Craig1
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