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Cat Food
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A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - an...
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My wife..
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The Subway
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The SubwayTwo drunks are walking around Melbourne when one suddenly disappears down the subway. His mate walks around for a few hours and finally finds his mate coming up out of a subway. Where the hell have you been? asks the guy waiting on the street. Down in some guys cellar and you should see the trai...
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Putting Your Affairs In Order.......
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The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've got some Bad news. You have terminal cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order."The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting."Well, daughter, we women celebra...
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I too..
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A man..
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8 years agoFacebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook Facebook ared with Your friends A man who had been strande...
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A friend..
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A friend of mine got pulled over by the police the other day and they said have you been drinking , he said nar Im just dodging the pot holes . lol
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Victoria's..
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Son of a B..
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A little boy was doing his math homework.He said to himself, Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine.His mother heard what he was saying and was shocked. What are you doing? she asked.The little boy answered, Im just doing my math homework, Mum.And this is ho...
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How many words..
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Hard drive..
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Viagra..
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Air disaster..
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Air disaster.As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.She removes all her clothing and asks, Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?A man stands up, removes his shi...
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Kangaroos
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Daffy Duck..
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Taxi..
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True test..
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A woman, who was cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note for him saying:"I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me".As soon as she heard him coming home she hid under the bed to see his reaction when he read her note.When the husband had parked the ca...
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True test..
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A woman, who was cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note for him saying:"I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me".As soon as she heard him coming home she hid under the bed to see his reaction when he read her note.When the husband had parked the ca...
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Difficult..
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The "Five Second Rule"..
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The "Five Second Rule"You lose if...You don't spot the shark within five seconds.
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