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He always wanted to be remembered
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anolphart
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720
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The Bear..
(Preview)
Bob, a hunter, went on camping trip with his wife, kids, and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the forest, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Bob picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look f...
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aussie_paul
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701
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Choices
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Star Trek
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67HR
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666
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Is that the time!
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67HR
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656
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The promotion
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570
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Proper Function of Government
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Sir Humphrey Appleby on the Proper Function of Government:
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Whenarewethere
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1
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815
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Yes Minister, You're a Banker
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Yes Minister, You're a Banker (the more I look at the Yes Minister sketches, nothing has changed since the Romans) There is a Milton Caine (not Maynard Keynes), clever, look it up.
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Whenarewethere
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1
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Walker..
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aussie_paul
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0
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594
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How do you feel?
(Preview)
Two elderly men from a retirement centre were sitting on a park bench,when one turns to the other and says: Ben, Im 83-years-old now and Im just full of aches and pain.I know youre about my age, how do you feel?I feel just like a newborn baby, Ben says.Really! Like a newborn baby?Yes, Ben says. No hair, no...
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aussie_paul
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541
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Dinner
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Last night I was relaxing on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen: "Oh sweetheart, what would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"I said, "Thank you, darling. I think I'll have chicken."She replied, "You're havin' a peanut butter sandwich. I was talkin' t...
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522
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Supa doopa Bowl
(Preview)
Well, what a fantastic ,enthralling, must watch concert some apparently watched in Las Vegas recently. Taylor, "what's her name", along with others doing a great job at HER concert. Oh, and apparently the HALF TIME entertainment was so much fun, watching a bunch of "grown men" in padded bra's runn...
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Aircon..
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911
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In a restaurant..
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..a waiter delivered two entrees, two main courses and two desserts to an elderly couple and he is fascinated when the man tucks into his meal showing every sign of satisfaction while his wife doesnt touch a morsel and just sits patiently watching him.Cautiously, he approaches their table.Excuse m...
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aussie_paul
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632
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A sexy woman..
(Preview)
.. walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager.The Bartender replies, Sorry, the manager is out. Can I help you?By this time the woman has run her fingers over his face and in his mouth where the horny bartender is g...
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Llamas..
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Rattle..
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aussie_paul
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565
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Not for the faint of heart..
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Not for the faint of heart or people who are easily offended.A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as hes liable to break something, but the boy continues.Johnny! Mom screams. Knock it off! Youre going to break somethi...
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1007
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FINALLY, A GOOD TRUMP JOKE..
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THAT ALL WILL ENJOY!Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.Later, the secret service agent's supe...
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Husband..
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1
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