Just Joking

kiwijims · kiwijims

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old woman would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your...

Vic41 · Vic41

Retirement Is Different For Everyone One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn there were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same...

Vic41 · Vic41

Only a short video (5 seconds)..... http://www.youtube.com/embed/qteu4ld_SCE?rel=0

Vic41 · Vic41

The result of a Darwin survey Question - What's the Northern Territory drinkers most feared insect? Answer - The "FlagonDry" -- Edited by Vic41 on Monday 23rd of June 2014 10:39:47 PM

Hurls · Hurls

Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived...

Hurls · Hurls

Medical examination.......... While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady started taking off her panties..... Doctor, stopping her: &...

Hurls · Hurls

TELSTRA needed to hire a team of telephone pole installers for the Stuart Highway,and McMurray and the boss had to choose between a team of two guys from Port Pirie and a team of two Irish guys. So the boss met both teams and said "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new...

Hurls · Hurls

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a government. John Adams If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a memb...

Vic41 · Vic41

Vic41 · Vic41

From the American Association Of Retired People Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?A: Try a bookstore under fiction.Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement...

Westcoast · Westcoast

[URL=http://s198.photobucket.com/user/kbaqd01/media/ATT00139_zpsa96e8252.jpg.h...

Vic41 · Vic41

Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel named Alfred with two huge camel humps. He fell in love and married a beautiful Female camel named Marie, who had one perfect camel hump. As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby boy camel, born with no humps. They con...

reglynn · reglynn

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat....

Westcoast · Westcoast

Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometres since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee, read free paper.3) 15 minutes later, swipe the Visa and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $40.00 Coffee: $...

Hurls · Hurls

Mother's Driver's License A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mummy, the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age', the mother replied. 'It's not polite'. 'OK', the little girl says, 'What colour was your hair 2 years a...

scooner · scooner

did you about the irishman who thought Sherlock Holmes was a block of flats also thought Ertha Kit was a set of garden tools and Stuff all was a stately home oldies but goodies

Vic41 · Vic41

Either it's out of petrol or the plugs need cleaning....

Vic41 · Vic41

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My mother taught me RELIGION . 'You better pray that this will come out of the carpet.' 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL 'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to...

Hurls · Hurls

MARRIAGE HUMOR Marriage Humor Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificatefor an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.' ------------------------------- Wife : ...

Hurls · Hurls

CHECK FOR ALZHEIMER'S The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry atHarvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3....

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	The nagging Wife (Preview) An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old woman would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your...	kiwijims	0	914	12:46 PM Jun 24, 2014 by kiwijims
	Retirement is different for everyone.... (Preview) Retirement Is Different For Everyone One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn there were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same...	Vic41	1	982	11:58 AM Jun 24, 2014 by rockylizard
	Returning to work after 30 years raising a family.... (Preview) Only a short video (5 seconds)..... http://www.youtube.com/embed/qteu4ld_SCE?rel=0	Vic41	12	1381	11:53 AM Jun 24, 2014 by rockylizard
	Darwin Survey... (Preview) The result of a Darwin survey Question - What's the Northern Territory drinkers most feared insect? Answer - The "FlagonDry" -- Edited by Vic41 on Monday 23rd of June 2014 10:39:47 PM	Vic41	0	668	10:39 PM Jun 23, 2014 by Vic41
	Twin Sisters (Preview) Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived...	Hurls	0	812	04:41 PM Jun 23, 2014 by Hurls
	Medical Examination (Preview) *Medical examination..........* While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady started taking off her panties..... Doctor, stopping her: &...	Hurls	0	727	04:40 PM Jun 23, 2014 by Hurls
	Telstra Contract (Preview) TELSTRA needed to hire a team of telephone pole installers for the Stuart Highway,and McMurray and the boss had to choose between a team of two guys from Port Pirie and a team of two Irish guys. So the boss met both teams and said "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new...	Hurls	0	724	04:39 PM Jun 23, 2014 by Hurls
	Mark Twain & Others at Their Best (Preview) In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a government. John Adams If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a memb...	Hurls	0	751	04:39 PM Jun 23, 2014 by Hurls
	Career In Organise Crime... (Preview)	Vic41	0	658	01:00 PM Jun 23, 2014 by Vic41
	Retirees Realities.... (Preview) From the American Association Of Retired People Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?A: Try a bookstore under fiction.Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement...	Vic41	0	821	05:08 PM Jun 21, 2014 by Vic41
	Breakfast (Preview) [URL=http://s198.photobucket.com/user/kbaqd01/media/ATT00139_zpsa96e8252.jpg.h...	Westcoast	0	807	06:59 PM Jun 20, 2014 by Westcoast
	Camels.... (Preview) Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel named Alfred with two huge camel humps. He fell in love and married a beautiful Female camel named Marie, who had one perfect camel hump. As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby boy camel, born with no humps. They con...	Vic41	5	1172	06:39 PM Jun 20, 2014 by nomadic1
	CHECK FOR ALZHEIMER'S - PRETTY AMAZING (Preview) The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat....	reglynn	0	886	03:22 PM Jun 20, 2014 by reglynn
	Oil change instructions (Preview) Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometres since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee, read free paper.3) 15 minutes later, swipe the Visa and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $40.00 Coffee: $...	Westcoast	2	1018	08:52 PM Jun 19, 2014 by Nomad1946
	Mum's Licence (Preview) Mother's Driver's License A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mummy, the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age', the mother replied. 'It's not polite'. 'OK', the little girl says, 'What colour was your hair 2 years a...	Hurls	0	932	04:48 PM Jun 17, 2014 by Hurls
	Irish thoughts (Preview) did you about the irishman who thought Sherlock Holmes was a block of flats also thought Ertha Kit was a set of garden tools and Stuff all was a stately home oldies but goodies	scooner	0	756	10:36 PM Jun 16, 2014 by scooner
	Why men don't vaccum..... (Preview) Either it's out of petrol or the plugs need cleaning....	Vic41	1	721	04:17 PM Jun 16, 2014 by Vic41
	What My Mother Taught Me (Oldie but a goodie) (Preview) 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My mother taught me RELIGION . 'You better pray that this will come out of the carpet.' 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL 'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to...	Vic41	2	899	02:01 PM Jun 16, 2014 by Vic41
	MARRIAGE HUMOR (Preview) MARRIAGE HUMOR Marriage Humor Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificatefor an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.' ------------------------------- Wife : ...	Hurls	0	768	07:01 PM Jun 15, 2014 by Hurls
	CHECK FOR ALZHEIMER'S (Preview) CHECK FOR ALZHEIMER'S The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry atHarvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3....	Hurls	0	526	07:00 PM Jun 15, 2014 by Hurls
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