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Two Short Ones.
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I am not happy with this Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it I have a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters, but I can Samurais it for you.
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A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi
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A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi are having a beer after services on Sunday afternoon, they are discussing how they divvy the money up collected in "the plate". The Minister says he has a scarlet cloth folded in a triangle on the floor, he tips the plate over the cloth .. what stays on the cloth...
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BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 5
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What happens when you take a dog to your wedding
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http://www.lotsofjokes.com/wedding_dress_mistake_-video-860.htm
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petengail
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Irish Alzheimer’s
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Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "...
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BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 4
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BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 3
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Washing Machine
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A bloke I know is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby, your a*se is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex. The wife says: "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small loa...
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BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 2
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K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Wednesday 14th of May 2014 10:22:33 AM
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How they tell the time in Italy
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https://www.youtube.com/embed/mHyRCeKxhss?rel=0
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petengail
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On the air
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I don't know whether these are true or not but they are good for a chuckle. A few actual conversations between air traffic controllers and pilots: Tower: TWA 2341, for noise abatement, turn right, 45 degrees. Pilot: Center, we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here? Tower: Sir, have you...
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Turpentine
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A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called Turpentine. The Priest said, No, the most p...
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BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES
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K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 04:37:04 PM
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Todays Pension announcement
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sorry...just seen the same pic...with a different caption....... -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:25:56 AM -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:26:16 AM -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:27:29 AM
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excited
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Two middle-aged couples go on a camping trip. The men stay in one tent and the women stay in the other. At about two in the morning one man wakes up and says, "Oh my gosh!" The other guy wakes up and asks, "What's wrong?" The man says, "I gotta go find my wife, I just woke up with th...
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'Colonoscopy' !!
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Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thailand . Where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure. &q...
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Things Are Not Always What They Seem....
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These would make a good conversation piece in your garden at your next backyard BBQ (Vietnamese Pumpkins)... -- Edited by Vic41 on Saturday 10th of May 2014 05:37:00 PM
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Dad's new iPad
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I laughed so hard at this one I just had to share it. It's in German but you'll understand. www.snotr.com/video/8965/
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Live long enough to be a real concern to your family ...
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This is your Captain speaking
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Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,rela...
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