Just Joking

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

RETIRED HUSBAND After retiring, George's wife insisted that he accompany her on her trips to Woolworths (an Australian Supermarket Chain). Unfortunately, like most men, George found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, his wife is like most women - she loves...

Yendorane · Yendorane

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry. So, she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so, the following w...

Smouch · Smouch

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

The State we are in; New South Wales A senior citizen drove his brand new Holden Senator out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 120 kph, enjoying the power of the car . Amazing, he thought as he flew down the F3, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he sa...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

WHY ETHEL CHANGED MOTELS.. Last week, Ethel checked into a motel on her 70 th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a...

Collo · Collo

I've got a joke. The Victorian State Parliment!! Collo.

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex...

sarg · sarg

A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.The bartender approaches and says, 'We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings 'The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more force...

Smouch · Smouch

Life just gets better as you get older, doesnt it? I was in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realised that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so, to get relief and reduce embarrassment, I timed my farts to the beat of the music. Aft...

dorian · dorian

I just heard on ABC FM radio news that Australia and other nations are considering "dropping arms and musicians" to besieged Iraqis.

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you...

Vic41 · Vic41

LIVER & CHEESE Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her b...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The little silver haired lady says, "Ac...

Vic41 · Vic41

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for abo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie humour at its best! A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five min...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

New South Wales A senior citizen drove his brand new Holden Senator out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 120 kph, enjoying the power of the car .. Amazing, he thought as he flew down the F3, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a highway patrol ca...

Hurls · Hurls

Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. In the morning he drove up and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkeys died. Paddy replied, Well just give me my money back then. The farmer said, Cant do that. Ive already spent it. Paddy sai...

Vic41 · Vic41

The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He then put on his...

dorian · dorian

God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boyhttp://www.theonion.com/articles/god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy,475

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	RETIRED HUSBAND (Preview) *RETIRED HUSBAND* After retiring, George's wife insisted that he accompany her on her trips to Woolworths (an Australian Supermarket Chain). Unfortunately, like most men, George found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, his wife is like most women - she loves...	Hoodathunkit	1	871	08:24 AM Sep 6, 2014 by sarg
	MORE SOAP (Preview) A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry. So, she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so, the following w...	Yendorane	0	733	08:03 AM Sep 6, 2014 by Yendorane
	Has life come to this (Preview)	Smouch	5	904	09:27 PM Sep 5, 2014 by SLUG
	The State we are in; (Preview) The State we are in; New South Wales A senior citizen drove his brand new Holden Senator out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 120 kph, enjoying the power of the car . Amazing, he thought as he flew down the F3, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he sa...	Hoodathunkit	0	969	12:22 PM Sep 5, 2014 by Hoodathunkit
	The Golf Ball and Sand Wedge (Preview) A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy...	Hoodathunkit	0	907	12:19 PM Sep 5, 2014 by Hoodathunkit
	WHY ETHEL CHANGED MOTELS….. (Preview) WHY ETHEL CHANGED MOTELS.. Last week, Ethel checked into a motel on her 70 th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a...	Hoodathunkit	0	664	12:15 PM Sep 5, 2014 by Hoodathunkit
	Hmmmm!!!! (Preview) I've got a joke. The Victorian State Parliment!! Collo.	Collo	2	807	07:57 PM Sep 4, 2014 by Baggie
	Funny (Preview) A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex...	Hoodathunkit	1	774	12:52 PM Sep 4, 2014 by Bryan
	A Bear in a Bar in Billings (Preview) A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.The bartender approaches and says, 'We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings 'The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more force...	sarg	1	677	07:56 AM Sep 4, 2014 by Woody n Sue
	The Coffee Shop (Preview) Life just gets better as you get older, doesnt it? I was in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realised that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so, to get relief and reduce embarrassment, I timed my farts to the beat of the music. Aft...	Smouch	2	720	10:09 PM Sep 3, 2014 by Bryan
	Dropping arms and musicians (Preview) I just heard on ABC FM radio news that Australia and other nations are considering "dropping arms and musicians" to besieged Iraqis.	dorian	2	630	06:03 PM Sep 3, 2014 by Collo
	The Businessman (Preview) A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you...	Hoodathunkit	0	753	09:42 AM Sep 3, 2014 by Hoodathunkit
	Liver & Cheese.... (Preview) LIVER & CHEESE Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her b...	Vic41	0	838	01:09 AM Sep 3, 2014 by Vic41
	Best seniors joke ever.... (Preview) A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The little silver haired lady says, "Ac...	aussie_paul	0	835	04:00 PM Sep 1, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Seniors Road Trip.... (Preview) While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for abo...	Vic41	0	794	03:26 PM Sep 1, 2014 by Vic41
	Aussie humour at its best! (Preview) *Aussie humour at its best! A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."* Five min...	aussie_paul	0	741	01:51 PM Sep 1, 2014 by aussie_paul
	The various State funny... (Preview) New South Wales A senior citizen drove his brand new Holden Senator out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 120 kph, enjoying the power of the car .. Amazing, he thought as he flew down the F3, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a highway patrol ca...	aussie_paul	0	676	01:32 PM Sep 1, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Paddy & the Dead Donkey (Preview) Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. In the morning he drove up and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkeys died. Paddy replied, Well just give me my money back then. The farmer said, Cant do that. Ive already spent it. Paddy sai...	Hurls	1	702	06:53 PM Aug 31, 2014 by Bryan
	Six Affairs.... (Preview) The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He then put on his...	Vic41	0	787	01:57 PM Aug 31, 2014 by Vic41
	God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy (Preview) God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boyhttp://www.theonion.com/articles/god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy,475	dorian	0	987	01:47 PM Aug 31, 2014 by dorian
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