Just Joking

Yendorane · Yendorane

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!! Glasgow co...

Vic41 · Vic41

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy teenage drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, "I don't think they know who we are. Sh...

rosco532 · rosco532

As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any one racial or ethnic minority, try this one: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordan...

Hendo · Hendo

What was the name of the first boat person to arrive in oz? Amhere What was the name of the second person to arrive? Amhere Azwel What was the name of the third person? Amhere Azwell Azhim

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Little Johnny or perhaps his brother...

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Yendorane · Yendorane

Two Irishmen making a letter bomb Paddy- Do you think I've put enough explosives in? Mick- Dunno open it and see. Paddy- But it will explode. Mick - Don't be dumb Paddy its not addressed to you.

Vic41 · Vic41

Yendorane · Yendorane

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by your...

Vic41 · Vic41

Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. "I have great news. I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call f...

Vic41 · Vic41

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' toye...

rockylizard · rockylizard

A bloke enters a fish and chip shop carrying a goldfish bowl. He asks the assistant, "Do you make fishcakes?" The assistant replies, "Yes, of course we do." The guy then asks, "Can you make one for my goldfish? It's his birthday next week.".

Vic41 · Vic41

Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.'Hey, Murphy! You just had you a son,! 'Ain't dat grand, !!'Murphy got excited by this, b...

gerard gue · gerard gue

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away, complaining and criticizing throughout the process.When she appeared before the judge, at her arraignmen...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Yendorane · Yendorane

An RAF Group Captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Group Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of so...

Peterpan · Peterpan

When I'm feeling tired at work, I just use my smart phone to download a nap. In the petting zoo I saw a sheep scratching itself. Turns out it had fleece.

Yendorane · Yendorane

Paddy, One of the little people,is planning to marry, he is. he is. so he goes to visit the king of the little people and asks him how he could tell if his bride-to be is still a virgin The king says,"Aye Paddy,to be sure,all Irish humans use three things for what they call a do-it-yourself ...Virgin...

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	London Lawyer v Scottish Cop (Preview) A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!! Glasgow co...	Yendorane	0	781	07:49 AM Apr 15, 2014 by Yendorane
	Show Them Your Cross ! (Preview) Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy teenage drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, "I don't think they know who we are. Sh...	Vic41	1	836	07:05 PM Apr 14, 2014 by Bryan
	Politically Correct Joke.......... (Preview) As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any one racial or ethnic minority, try this one: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordan...	rosco532	0	814	05:27 PM Apr 14, 2014 by rosco532
	Politically Incorrect Joke (Preview) What was the name of the first boat person to arrive in oz? Amhere What was the name of the second person to arrive? Amhere Azwel What was the name of the third person? Amhere Azwell Azhim	Hendo	2	738	03:59 PM Apr 14, 2014 by rockylizard
	SUNDAY MORNING SEX (Preview)	Gunsondeck	0	735	12:35 PM Apr 14, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Abstract Noun (Preview) Little Johnny or perhaps his brother...	Gunsondeck	0	616	11:10 AM Apr 14, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Why there are Fewer Men than Women Pt B. (Preview)	Gunsondeck	0	1208	11:06 AM Apr 14, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Why there are Fewer Men than Women Pt A. (Preview)	Gunsondeck	0	1005	11:00 AM Apr 14, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	letter bomb (Preview) Two Irishmen making a letter bomb Paddy- Do you think I've put enough explosives in? Mick- Dunno open it and see. Paddy- But it will explode. Mick - Don't be dumb Paddy its not addressed to you.	Yendorane	0	550	07:35 AM Apr 14, 2014 by Yendorane
	NZ Royal Tour.... (Preview)	Vic41	5	1073	01:05 PM Apr 13, 2014 by Maggie and Alex
	LARRY MAY BECOME MY NEW FAVORITE!!!! (Preview) A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by your...	Yendorane	2	948	06:57 AM Apr 13, 2014 by Mick Woolnough
	Overdue (Preview) Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. "I have great news. I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call f...	Vic41	0	788	05:18 PM Apr 11, 2014 by Vic41
	Golf In Ireland... (Preview) On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' toye...	Vic41	0	647	10:14 AM Apr 11, 2014 by Vic41
	Fish Cake (Preview) A bloke enters a fish and chip shop carrying a goldfish bowl. He asks the assistant, "Do you make fishcakes?" The assistant replies, "Yes, of course we do." The guy then asks, "Can you make one for my goldfish? It's his birthday next week.".	rockylizard	0	616	08:58 AM Apr 11, 2014 by rockylizard
	Irish Lubricant.... (Preview) Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.'Hey, Murphy! You just had you a son,! 'Ain't dat grand, !!'Murphy got excited by this, b...	Vic41	0	774	12:01 PM Apr 10, 2014 by Vic41
	shoplifting at a grocery store.‏ (Preview) A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away, complaining and criticizing throughout the process.When she appeared before the judge, at her arraignmen...	gerard gue	1	1165	05:53 PM Apr 9, 2014 by grahos
	Men V's Women (Preview)	Gunsondeck	1	829	05:50 PM Apr 9, 2014 by grahos
	Is sex work?? (Preview) An RAF Group Captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Group Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of so...	Yendorane	0	741	09:03 AM Apr 9, 2014 by Yendorane
	A Pun or two (Preview) When I'm feeling tired at work, I just use my smart phone to download a nap. In the petting zoo I saw a sheep scratching itself. Turns out it had fleece.	Peterpan	0	610	10:09 AM Apr 8, 2014 by Peterpan
	IRISH VIRGINITY TEST (Preview) Paddy, One of the little people,is planning to marry, he is. he is. so he goes to visit the king of the little people and asks him how he could tell if his bride-to be is still a virgin The king says,"Aye Paddy,to be sure,all Irish humans use three things for what they call a do-it-yourself ...Virgin...	Yendorane	0	800	07:50 AM Apr 8, 2014 by Yendorane
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