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Some wife jokes. 😉
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AVOCADOSA wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"He replied, "They had avocados."If you're a woman, I'm su...
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Only in Campbelltown..
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Youre not going to believe what just happened we pulled up to get some fuel, and we noticed these two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping petrol. I thought, "This Lady isnt the sharpest tool in the shed, and with the cops right there too.Anyway, I wentinside, paid for the fuel...
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Very dangerous practice..
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When I was..
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Bob and his wife..
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Laughs
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The Inn
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A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door.The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window."Could I have some food?" he asks.The woman glances at his shabby...
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The Inn
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A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door.The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window."Could I have some food?" he asks.The woman glances at his shabby...
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Difference
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What's the difference between an Air Hostess and a Rolls Royce? Not everyone has had a ride in a Rolls Royce !
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Does this need a WDH?
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You choose
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Unluckiest Three People in Australia
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Prior to last Thursday Power Ball draw, assorted experts said " more chance of getting hit by multiple lightning stikes, cathcing assorted s t d's, walking on the moon, or 7 quillion to one odds, etc etc. " How I whish I was as unlucky as those three who won,
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Finally getting around to Christmas clean-up
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A man is walking..
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A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever.""Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal...
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Marriage in heaven
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On their way to the church to get married, a young couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get mar...
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Shopping scam
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Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into The Co-op supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Tw...
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Females please cover your hair
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Girls please cover your hair (maybe also a bit less makeup while at it) so us males are not distracted.
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Boeing short term solutions
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It's February - don't leave Valentine's to the last minute, stocks will run out.
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