Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Arthur is 75 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldnt see where it went.His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment".I was impressed......On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water .......Under his wife...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A church is handing around the donations box. To entice more donations, the priest says: Whoever donates the most money for the church can choose three hymns at the end of the service.The box makes its way back to the Priest and he looks through it. Shocked, he pulls out a cheque: Who donated $1000?!An o...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A little bit of miscalculated management. The $528 million Australian Antarctic icebreaker RSV Nuyina is too big to fit under Hobart's Tasman Bridge. The boat now needs to travel hundreds of kilometres north to refuel.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with the girls a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last nig...

Bobdown · Bobdown

How To Tell If Your EV is Fully Charged

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent....SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.SL: Its logic...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Husband called his wife on the phone:Honey Ive been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. Were leaving from office & Ill swing by the house to pick m...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!"Passenger: "Who?"Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife.It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're do...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.""What do they say?" the priest inquired.They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?""That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Man wakes up one morning to see his wife in a skimpy negligee, standing by the bed with some velvet rope in her hand.She purrs at him..."Tie me up and you can do anything that you like"He thought - now that's an offer I can't refuse!So he did, and went out and played golf.....

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	Senior Golf.. (Preview) Arthur is 75 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldnt see where it went.His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As t...	aussie_paul	0	437	05:29 PM Oct 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	In a crowded city.. (Preview) In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...	aussie_paul	0	370	05:28 PM Oct 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	In a crowded city.. (Preview) In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...	aussie_paul	0	313	05:26 PM Oct 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Aqua-thermal.. (Preview) I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment".I was impressed......On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water .......Under his wife...	aussie_paul	0	342	05:24 PM Oct 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Having a crack at Bathurst (Preview)	anolphart	4	680	12:06 PM Oct 16, 2023 by yobarr
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	Large donation.. (Preview) A church is handing around the donations box. To entice more donations, the priest says: Whoever donates the most money for the church can choose three hymns at the end of the service.The box makes its way back to the Priest and he looks through it. Shocked, he pulls out a cheque: Who donated $1000?!An o...	aussie_paul	0	530	11:39 AM Oct 13, 2023 by aussie_paul
	$528 electricity bill or $528 million boat stuff-up (Preview) A little bit of miscalculated management. The $528 million Australian Antarctic icebreaker RSV Nuyina is too big to fit under Hobart's Tasman Bridge. The boat now needs to travel hundreds of kilometres north to refuel.	Whenarewethere	5	816	10:30 AM Oct 13, 2023 by peter67
	I need advice!! (Preview) I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with the girls a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last nig...	aussie_paul	2	744	10:39 AM Oct 12, 2023 by peter67
	EV charging (Preview) How To Tell If Your EV is Fully Charged	Bobdown	9	1337	06:14 AM Oct 12, 2023 by dorian
	There were two nuns.. (Preview) One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent....SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.SL: Its logic...	aussie_paul	0	551	07:18 PM Oct 11, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Clever wife.. (Preview) Husband called his wife on the phone:Honey Ive been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. Were leaving from office & Ill swing by the house to pick m...	aussie_paul	1	575	08:02 PM Oct 10, 2023 by grahos
	Paddy.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	519	06:45 PM Oct 10, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Man flue.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	5	760	12:36 PM Oct 10, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Brian.. (Preview) A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!"Passenger: "Who?"Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like t...	aussie_paul	0	448	12:08 PM Oct 10, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Chasing woman.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	727	04:11 AM Oct 9, 2023 by dorian
	The Satnav A new poem by Pam Ayres.. (Preview) I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife.It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're do...	aussie_paul	0	516	07:02 PM Oct 8, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Funnies.. (Preview) A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.""What do they say?" the priest inquired.They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?""That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a...	aussie_paul	0	548	06:57 PM Oct 8, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Susan.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	508	06:54 PM Oct 8, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Can't refuse.. (Preview) Man wakes up one morning to see his wife in a skimpy negligee, standing by the bed with some velvet rope in her hand.She purrs at him..."Tie me up and you can do anything that you like"He thought - now that's an offer I can't refuse!So he did, and went out and played golf.....	aussie_paul	0	490	06:52 PM Oct 8, 2023 by aussie_paul
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