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math homework
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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine....' His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, 'What are you doing?' The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my math homework, Mum.' 'And this is how your t...
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PADDY & MICK
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Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen. Is it yours?" Mick replies "Don't know, give it here." He then tries it and says, "Yes it is" Paddy asks "How do you know?" Mick replies, "That's my handwriting"
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six months pregnant
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When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, 'Mummy, you are getting fat!' I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy.' 'I know,' she replied, but what's growing in your bu...
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Only in the US of A!!
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HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court,word for word, taken down and published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm whilethe exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: W...
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Dying With Dignity.....
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I have already informed my family that I will not be able to afford an expensive nursing home which would allow me to die with dignity. Therefore, I have moved to the Thailand so that I can spend my final years enjoying life and dying with Dignity!Oh, and by the way .... Dignity said to say hello!!
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The Good News!
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Been reading how Viagra is now off the patents list and so has become much cheaper. On telling my wife this, she just said "bugger"! Maybe I should buy more red wine instead??
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Collo
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Bumper Sticker for GNs (following the theme)
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rockylizard
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Ladies Bowling Club Bus Ride.....
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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekendTrip to Sydney The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and The Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, Having a great time, when one of th...
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ENTER YOUR PASSWORD
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The pleasures of older folk "tangling" with cyberspace Please Enter Your Password... Please enter your new password: "cabbage" Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. "boiled cabbage" Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. &qu...
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Gunsondeck
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DANGEROUS COMMENT;
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Dangerous comment!! Only An Australian Can Make You Feel Like A Woman A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane a...
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BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 10
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Budget Cuts
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The AMA has weighed in on Joe Hockeys proposed changes Australias health services The Allergists voted to scratch them, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought he had a lot of nerve. The Obst...
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getting back to the basics
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Some people winge about generators, others take it to far. Bill
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Opinion Poll.....
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BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No9
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Irish Logic
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Try reading it without an Irish accent? Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV. Seamus shook his head and asked, "Whoi t'e hell do they do that?" "Do what?" asked Mick. "Go on them boikes for moiles and moiles, up and down t'e hills, round t'e...
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CAMELS
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> Here's a quickie for you> One day there was a very handsome male camel>named Alfred with two huge humps.> He fell in love and married a beautiful> female camel named Marie, who had one perfect hump.> As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby boy camel,...
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BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No8
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Subject THE WILL
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Harold Smith who is on his deathbed, knows the end is near His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. So, he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses" "Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall." "Jamie, I want you to take the office...
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BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 7
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