Just Joking

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom wher...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

If you had bought $1,000 of Qantas shares one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you bought $1,000 AIG shares one year ago, you would have$33.00 today! If you bought $1,000 worth of Lehman Brothers shares one year ago, you would have $0.00 today! BUT.... if you purchased $1,000 wo...

Vic41 · Vic41

The Last Kiss A group of bikies were riding along the highway when they saw a girl about to jump of a bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past a policeman who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that travelled to Brazil. He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

Kendo · Kendo

Vic41 · Vic41

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed f...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf When she suffered a bee sting.Her pain was so intense that she decided to return To the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and Asked, 'Why are you back in so early? W...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

The Bus Ride Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend Trip to Sydney The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and The Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, Having a great time, when one o...

barina · barina

WhyILike Retirement ! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the bigg...

Vic41 · Vic41

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at...

Vic41 · Vic41

Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left? A: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to pushbuttons on the right through holes on the left. Because wealth...

Dunmowin · Dunmowin

As I have grown older: I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pi**ingeveryone off is a piece of cake. Condoms dont guarantee safe sex any more.. a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the womans husband. Lance Armstrong I think it is just terrible and disgusting how every...

Cupie · Cupie

For those of you who do not know who the Baron is, he is Tom Waterhouses turf tipster. Some of the critiques are quite hilarious. NB McManus, Taylor etc The Barons NSW Origin III Player Ratings 1. Jarryd Hayne (7.5) The Blues most dangerous player. His route running though suggests he is...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

The Ann Summers Fatality A man walks into the Ann Summers shop to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price - the more see-through the higher the price.He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home....

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

I Was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, Big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass. She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number! I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?" She said, "I sure do." I said, "...

Vic41 · Vic41

A Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, sh...

Vic41 · Vic41

A woman's husband has gone to golf and her lover comes to visit her at home while he is gone, leaving his car down the road. They are in the bedroom making passionate love when she hears a car door slam and looking outside sees her husband coming in with his golf clubs. She pushes her lovers clothes under...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Dear Benefits Office Manager, My name is Mohammed Reza and I live in Birmingham. Many years ago, I married a widow who had an 18-year-old daughter.After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit and he fell in love with my step-daughter. My father eventually married her and as a result, my st...

Kendo · Kendo

kandagal · kandagal

Bluey, an Aussie, goes to Buckingham Palace for an interview for a job as a footman. He is ushered into a room in front of a panel of men & women. He is asked a few questions & then the Chairman of the panel said, "That is satisfactory. Now would you roll your trouser legs up above your kn...

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	THE ITALIAN LOVER;; (Preview) The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom wher...	justcruisin01	0	804	09:20 PM Jul 18, 2014 by justcruisin01
	PROUD AUSSIE'S; (Preview) If you had bought $1,000 of Qantas shares one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you bought $1,000 AIG shares one year ago, you would have$33.00 today! If you bought $1,000 worth of Lehman Brothers shares one year ago, you would have $0.00 today! BUT.... if you purchased $1,000 wo...	justcruisin01	0	747	09:06 PM Jul 18, 2014 by justcruisin01
	The Last Kiss.... (Preview) The Last Kiss A group of bikies were riding along the highway when they saw a girl about to jump of a bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past a policeman who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,...	Vic41	0	772	05:59 PM Jul 17, 2014 by Vic41
	World Cup refund (Preview) After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that travelled to Brazil. He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.	Gunsondeck	1	796	04:37 PM Jul 17, 2014 by Wandering Whitfields
	How to keep a woman happy (Preview)	Kendo	1	852	08:37 PM Jul 16, 2014 by rosa
	Seniors Wedding....(Been around before but still funny...) (Preview) An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed f...	Vic41	4	887	04:30 PM Jul 16, 2014 by Vic41
	BEE STING;; (Preview) A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf When she suffered a bee sting.Her pain was so intense that she decided to return To the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and Asked, 'Why are you back in so early? W...	justcruisin01	1	985	09:34 AM Jul 16, 2014 by rockylizard
	BUS DRIVER;; (Preview) The Bus Ride Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend Trip to Sydney The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and The Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, Having a great time, when one o...	justcruisin01	0	1005	10:16 PM Jul 15, 2014 by justcruisin01
	Why I Like Retirement (Preview) WhyILike Retirement ! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the bigg...	barina	0	956	09:25 AM Jul 15, 2014 by barina
	It's Hell Getting Old... (Preview) OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at...	Vic41	0	749	10:23 PM Jul 14, 2014 by Vic41
	Trivia.... (Preview) Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left? A: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to pushbuttons on the right through holes on the left. Because wealth...	Vic41	0	820	10:20 PM Jul 14, 2014 by Vic41
	As I'v grown older.... (Preview) As I have grown older: I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but piingeveryone off is a piece of cake. Condoms dont guarantee safe sex any more.. a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the womans husband. Lance Armstrong** I think it is just terrible and disgusting how every...	Dunmowin	1	956	08:59 AM Jul 13, 2014 by mongrel
	My last word on State Of Origin -- for 2014 (Preview) For those of you who do not know who the Baron is, he is Tom Waterhouses turf tipster. Some of the critiques are quite hilarious. NB McManus, Taylor etc *The Barons NSW Origin III Player Ratings* 1. Jarryd Hayne (7.5) The Blues most dangerous player. His route running though suggests he is...	Cupie	0	1165	05:19 PM Jul 11, 2014 by Cupie
	Ann Summers (Preview) The Ann Summers Fatality A man walks into the Ann Summers shop to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price - the more see-through the higher the price.He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home....	Gunsondeck	0	822	05:33 PM Jul 10, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	How I lost my teeth (Preview) I Was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, Big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass. She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number! I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?" She said, "I sure do." I said, "...	Gunsondeck	0	830	05:31 PM Jul 10, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Football Gear........ (Preview) A Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, sh...	Vic41	1	835	08:47 AM Jul 10, 2014 by Bryan
	Ding Dong...... (Preview) A woman's husband has gone to golf and her lover comes to visit her at home while he is gone, leaving his car down the road. They are in the bedroom making passionate love when she hears a car door slam and looking outside sees her husband coming in with his golf clubs. She pushes her lovers clothes under...	Vic41	0	747	09:22 PM Jul 9, 2014 by Vic41
	Benefits ;; (Preview) Dear Benefits Office Manager, My name is Mohammed Reza and I live in Birmingham. Many years ago, I married a widow who had an 18-year-old daughter.After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit and he fell in love with my step-daughter. My father eventually married her and as a result, my st...	justcruisin01	1	861	09:43 PM Jul 8, 2014 by Zoomtopz
	Free health tip (Preview)	Kendo	1	1113	10:37 PM Jul 6, 2014 by Bryan
	An Aussie at Buck Palace (Preview) Bluey, an Aussie, goes to Buckingham Palace for an interview for a job as a footman. He is ushered into a room in front of a panel of men & women. He is asked a few questions & then the Chairman of the panel said, "That is satisfactory. Now would you roll your trouser legs up above your kn...	kandagal	0	850	05:17 PM Jul 6, 2014 by kandagal
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