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Masculine Moments.....
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http://safeshare.tv/w/GnFzeOCVZF
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Sunday CLOTHES
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A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. 'Hello,' said the little boy'Hi,' replied the little girl. 'Where are you going?' asked the little boy. 'I've been to church this morn...
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Morris
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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what y...
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Places I've been
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I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several...
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Hendo
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: BETTY WELCOMING HOME HER CRICKET TEAM.
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Thoughts from a friend:
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Thoughts from a friend: I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world and realized that at my age, I don't really give much of a rat's ass anymore. - If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat. - A rabbit r...
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Getting Old
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A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments at Starbucks "My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee." ... "I couldn't even m...
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I Pad
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I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if she had a newspaper handy. "This is the 21st century Dad," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my I Pad." I can tell you this: I Pads are bloody useless for swatting flies.
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Give me a BIG HUG..lol
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The Englishman
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On a train from London to Manchester to watch the cricket, an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm ME! I hav...
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never share ......l
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Last Kiss...
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Back on July 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her do...
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Are you sure we all have one ..lol
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bridget
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Yep this is a males view .....for sure
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Q+A'
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Why do the french eat snails' They dont like fast food.
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Nurse in training
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "...
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Handsome Prince
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Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a hands...
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Sex On Mars....
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Sex On Mars The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.. Finally, Maureen br...
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One Two Three
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Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms. The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His de...
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THE JIGSAW;
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A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come overhere and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The little silver haired ladysays, "A...
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