Just Joking

Vic41 · Vic41

A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them. Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the pool balls. To everyone's amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole. The bartende...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV. Seamus shook his head and asked, "Whoi t'e hell do they do that?" "Do what?" asked Mick. "Go on them boikes for moiles and moiles, up and down t'e hills, round t'e bends. Day after day, week after week. No mat...

Hendo · Hendo

A guy picks up the most stunning blonde at a pub and to his delight she agrees to come back to his place at the end of the night. Just as he puts the key in the front door he turns to her and says, "I should warn you, I suffer from prem....... bugger too late!"

HOOK · HOOK

Female Hazardous Materials Data Sheet

Yendorane · Yendorane

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the sto...

Yendorane · Yendorane

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!! Glasgow co...

Vic41 · Vic41

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy teenage drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, "I don't think they know who we are. Sh...

rosco532 · rosco532

As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any one racial or ethnic minority, try this one: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordan...

Hendo · Hendo

What was the name of the first boat person to arrive in oz? Amhere What was the name of the second person to arrive? Amhere Azwel What was the name of the third person? Amhere Azwell Azhim

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Little Johnny or perhaps his brother...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Yendorane · Yendorane

Two Irishmen making a letter bomb Paddy- Do you think I've put enough explosives in? Mick- Dunno open it and see. Paddy- But it will explode. Mick - Don't be dumb Paddy its not addressed to you.

Vic41 · Vic41

Yendorane · Yendorane

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by your...

Vic41 · Vic41

Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. "I have great news. I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call f...

Vic41 · Vic41

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' toye...

rockylizard · rockylizard

A bloke enters a fish and chip shop carrying a goldfish bowl. He asks the assistant, "Do you make fishcakes?" The assistant replies, "Yes, of course we do." The guy then asks, "Can you make one for my goldfish? It's his birthday next week.".

Vic41 · Vic41

Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.'Hey, Murphy! You just had you a son,! 'Ain't dat grand, !!'Murphy got excited by this, b...

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	Monkey Business... (Preview) A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them. Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the pool balls. To everyone's amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole. The bartende...	Vic41	0	806	05:02 PM Apr 16, 2014 by Vic41
	TWO IRISHMEN; (Preview) Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV. Seamus shook his head and asked, "Whoi t'e hell do they do that?" "Do what?" asked Mick. "Go on them boikes for moiles and moiles, up and down t'e hills, round t'e bends. Day after day, week after week. No mat...	justcruisin01	1	731	04:35 PM Apr 16, 2014 by dorian
	Too Late (Preview) A guy picks up the most stunning blonde at a pub and to his delight she agrees to come back to his place at the end of the night. Just as he puts the key in the front door he turns to her and says, "I should warn you, I suffer from prem....... bugger too late!"	Hendo	0	718	04:11 PM Apr 16, 2014 by Hendo
	Hazardous Materials (Preview) Female Hazardous Materials Data Sheet	HOOK	0	775	01:30 PM Apr 16, 2014 by HOOK
	Medical Problem Solved (Preview) A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the sto...	Yendorane	0	793	07:36 AM Apr 16, 2014 by Yendorane
	London Lawyer v Scottish Cop (Preview) A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!! Glasgow co...	Yendorane	0	847	07:49 AM Apr 15, 2014 by Yendorane
	Show Them Your Cross ! (Preview) Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy teenage drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, "I don't think they know who we are. Sh...	Vic41	1	881	07:05 PM Apr 14, 2014 by Bryan
	Politically Correct Joke.......... (Preview) As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any one racial or ethnic minority, try this one: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordan...	rosco532	0	873	05:27 PM Apr 14, 2014 by rosco532
	Politically Incorrect Joke (Preview) What was the name of the first boat person to arrive in oz? Amhere What was the name of the second person to arrive? Amhere Azwel What was the name of the third person? Amhere Azwell Azhim	Hendo	2	781	03:59 PM Apr 14, 2014 by rockylizard
	SUNDAY MORNING SEX (Preview)	Gunsondeck	0	784	12:35 PM Apr 14, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Abstract Noun (Preview) Little Johnny or perhaps his brother...	Gunsondeck	0	657	11:10 AM Apr 14, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Why there are Fewer Men than Women Pt B. (Preview)	Gunsondeck	0	1267	11:06 AM Apr 14, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Why there are Fewer Men than Women Pt A. (Preview)	Gunsondeck	0	1064	11:00 AM Apr 14, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	letter bomb (Preview) Two Irishmen making a letter bomb Paddy- Do you think I've put enough explosives in? Mick- Dunno open it and see. Paddy- But it will explode. Mick - Don't be dumb Paddy its not addressed to you.	Yendorane	0	596	07:35 AM Apr 14, 2014 by Yendorane
	NZ Royal Tour.... (Preview)	Vic41	5	1147	01:05 PM Apr 13, 2014 by Maggie and Alex
	LARRY MAY BECOME MY NEW FAVORITE!!!! (Preview) A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by your...	Yendorane	2	996	06:57 AM Apr 13, 2014 by Mick Woolnough
	Overdue (Preview) Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. "I have great news. I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call f...	Vic41	0	835	05:18 PM Apr 11, 2014 by Vic41
	Golf In Ireland... (Preview) On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' toye...	Vic41	0	689	10:14 AM Apr 11, 2014 by Vic41
	Fish Cake (Preview) A bloke enters a fish and chip shop carrying a goldfish bowl. He asks the assistant, "Do you make fishcakes?" The assistant replies, "Yes, of course we do." The guy then asks, "Can you make one for my goldfish? It's his birthday next week.".	rockylizard	0	658	08:58 AM Apr 11, 2014 by rockylizard
	Irish Lubricant.... (Preview) Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.'Hey, Murphy! You just had you a son,! 'Ain't dat grand, !!'Murphy got excited by this, b...	Vic41	0	816	12:01 PM Apr 10, 2014 by Vic41
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