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If..
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In Charge of Supplies..
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In Charge of SuppliesAn American, a Canadian and a Japanese were stranded in a deserted island in middle of nowhere. They understood that until rescues arrived, they will need to work together in order to stay alive on the island. So they decided to divide up the tasks.The American points to the Canad...
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Use them for CP attendants
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They told me that I had no skills and should become a truckdriver!! Where is the resident Road Train driver?
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While on a road trip..
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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about f...
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capitalism and welfare mentality..
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A guy looked at my Corvette the other day and said I wonder how many people could have been fed for the money that sports car cost.I replied I am not sure, it fed a lot of families in Bowling Green, Kentucky who built it, it fed the people who make the tires, it fed the people who made the components that went i...
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American Tourist..
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American Tourist Taunts an AustralianAn Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.The American snapped his...
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Nappy testing
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While on a road trip..
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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about f...
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John, who lived in the north of England..
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John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing inScotland with his buddy Shawn, so they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for several hours, they got caught in a terrible downpour, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the woman who answered the door if they c...
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Small business is having a hard time
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It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few further local businesses around town: The bra manufacturer has gone bust. The specialist in submersibles has gone under. The manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation. A dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers. ...
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Tasmania's Big Potato topples in high wind
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https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/614ce6be3cf1757a292cdeeb6249959bFondly known as Kenny the Kennebec, the spud was built 40 years ago by the family of Tasmanian Premier J...
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dorian
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Sorry..
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When the flooding gets out of hand..
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Gender advice
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A good kick in the nuts will sort out any Gender confusion !
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Oh look..
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Funnies
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Oxymorons..
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1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?6. Why does...
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Medical diagnosis..
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Two medical students were walking along a street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.He was stiff-legged and walking very slowly.One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."The other student says: "No, I do...
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Sugar Daddy..
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Please Explain "oh Pauline yourve done ir again"
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[video=https://youtu.be/rg2fR4Ge7dY?si=G-LB7mwaw12rG1pL]
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Gundog
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