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Forgive me, father..
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Forgive me, fatherThere once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me sev...
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No regrets..
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Irish..
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Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog forcompany. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest andasked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for ananimal i...
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When..
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Says here..
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And you are?
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Captcha for nerds
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Bingo Caller
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-- Edited by Southern Cruizer on Thursday 22nd of August 2024 12:23:16 PM
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Sandals
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A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.'So the married couple walk...
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AC adaptors
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Guess what this is
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsO5hdrh9XU -- Edited by dorian on Tuesday 20th of August 2024 05:01:59 AM
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Every idiot can count to 1
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An ad by National Semiconductor, a manufacturer of ICs and semiconductors, and a poster of their analogue designer showing his opinion of digital designers.
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A women..
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Topless..
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iFloat ... not
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Did anyone buy this phone?
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Punch-up in parliament
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-08-17/fistfight-breaks-out-in-turkish-parliament/104238346
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
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Teacher Arrested.A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator.At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...
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At one point..
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old basket ball players aside and asked,'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'The little boy nodded in the affirmative.'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'The little boy nod...
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