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Tomatoes..
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2
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FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH..
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FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH(always pronounced as Van GO) Who thinks up these things!!!!!!!!!!!!His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti GoghThe brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta GoghThe brother who worked at a convenience st...
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0
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732
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Terrifying...
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2
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1074
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Aldi..
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0
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756
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Getting older..
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679
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Secret..
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557
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True...
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1
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819
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Husbands..
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3
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1389
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FOR THE RURAL COMMUNITY..
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Some things you just can't explainThe farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain.""So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.The farmer then decides to try an answer, "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her lef...
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3
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792
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Remember
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601
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Two women..
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Two women went on a girls night out, and got slightly carried away with the ****tails.Drunk and walking home, they realised they both needed to pee.They were near a graveyard and one suggested they do their business behind a headstone.The first woman had nothing to wipe with, so she took off her panti...
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563
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A teacher..
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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on.He was quite embarrassed but whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.The teacher told him t...
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0
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513
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Two timing
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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627
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When the world wasn't so soft
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Yep, can remember doing this many a time on the farm
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710
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God's plan for aging..
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Most seniors never get enough exercise.In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.And God looked down and saw that it was good.Then God saw there was another need.In His Wisdom He made seniors l...
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2
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770
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Three friends..
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Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishesand house cleaning.It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a cleanhouse and dishes washed and put away.The second man married a Thai. He...
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0
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509
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Lavatory on a plane
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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744
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A Preacher..
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is at his dying church members bedThe preacher is talking to the man, saying how he will say a prayer for his quick healing when all of a sudden the man begins to attempt to tell him somethingThe man motions with his hand so the pastor steps closer "What is it? What do you need?" The pastor askedThe man look...
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0
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539
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The Nice Man Became Impatient
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A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "C...
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0
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538
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Gangsta Nanny..
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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,upon returning to her car, found four malesin the act of leaving with her vehicle.She dropped her shopping bags ...and drew her handgun,proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs,"I have a gun, and I know how to use it!Get out of the car - NOW!"The four men d...
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0
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443
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