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Guitars..
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aussie_paul
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Grey Hair.
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I just discovered my first grey pubic hair. Unfortunately, it was in my hamburger.
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Possum3
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Tacoma Fire Dept (A bit risque)
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anolphart
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Merry Xmas
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZWQcl1C-c8
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Plain Truth
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Smelly Christmas
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anolphart
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Then the doorbell rang!
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anolphart
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No Christmas presents this year or forever
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'Father Christmas' falls to his death from 24-storey building in front of horrified children: Climber dressed as Santa is killed during Russian abseil stunt' 'He landed on a snow-covered structure one floor above the ground level which meant the children did not see his body.' https://www.dai...
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Whenarewethere
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Still putting on weight eating the wrong things
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Bicyclecamper
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Mary Anne Trump
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Bicyclecamper
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My weight is getting out of control!
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Bicyclecamper
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Pet
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Bicyclecamper
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How to scare a gynaecologist!
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How does a woman scare a gynaecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist. -- Edited by anolphart on Friday 22nd of December 2023 03:40:01 PM
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anolphart
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The keys..
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The keys."Several days ago as I left the Bunnings in Rocky, to walk out to my ute and was reaching into my pocket from my car keys... got that sick feeling when I didn't find them there. I desperately gave myself a personal pat down, other pockets, shirt pocket, not there. Turned around real fast and trot...
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Weather
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I asked permission to post this and was never denied.
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A platoon of soldiers..
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A platoon of soldiers was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Isis terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar, but less serious, state.The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the P...
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"George and the Dragon."
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"George and the Dragon." a vagabond, tired and hungry, was trudging along a country road in England when he came upon a roadside inn called "George and the Dragon."He knocked on the door.The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out of a window."Could ye spare some food please?" he asked.The woman looked a...
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Don't want to go to school
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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get r...
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anolphart
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Constipation.
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A bartender is waiting for closing time at his pub so he can lock up, and go home. Its a slow night and he has no customers.He hears a light knock at the back door, opens it, and there are 2 nuns there. One says, Mr Bartender, can we impose upon you for a wee favor? Certainly, Sister, what is it?Well, its not f...
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Gundog
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If you ever feel a little bit stupid..
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If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)Question: If you could live fore...
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Wrong subject
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Comedy - Misunderstanding an Asian Australian talking to his Mum.
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Bobdown
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