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I Have Questions...
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Why is it so....?? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Why is a per...
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Seniors Theatre Seating.....
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Theatre Seats for Seniors An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "...
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Hot and Cold Seniors Sex
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Hot and Cold Sex: After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her t...
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Guidance...
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This is probably the best Prayer for any "older" couple before bedtime..
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Mick & Paddy - Rated XXX
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Mick and Paddy have been invited to a party. They turn up, only to find out its a fancy dress party but the host tells them they cant come in unless they are dressed as an emotion. Whats an emotions? asks Mick. The host points to a lady dressed entirely in green. Shes come as Envy and that bloke over there dr...
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The Policeman and The Nurse....
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A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at his pubic hairs . He was worried that it might be something the doctors hadn't told him about it. He finally had enough e...
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Canadian Insurance....
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A man and his wife moved back home to Saskatchewan, from Vancouver. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in BC (British Columbia) was $2000.00 a year! When they arrived in Saskatchewan, they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. The agent looked it up on t...
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A Couple More.
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You can blame Vic41 he started it. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. I put a worm on my tongue and now I'm waiting with baited breath. A will is a dead giveaway. Kevin
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Travel Humour - Tourists Website
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These were posted on an Australian tourism website, and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) _________________________ _______________________ Q: Does it eve...
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Pilot to Co-Pilot....
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The Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain - his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish ccaptain activates th...
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PUNOGRAPHY
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· I tried to catch some fog. I mist. · When chemists die, they barium. · Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. · A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. · I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. · How does Moses make h...
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Where there is a will--ie there is a way. Black panties.
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Black Panties Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world.Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Wel...
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Plane Crew....
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A jet is making its final approach to St. John's Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into St. John's Newfoundland. I want to thank you all for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay on the "ROCK". He forgets to switch off the int...
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Last Kiss...
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Back on July 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her do...
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Conclusions
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists foundtraces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusionthat their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an Americanarcha...
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politics !!!!!!!!!
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New specs
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Enjoy! the caption is: I'm off to get my eyes checked, you need a shave and your tie is crooked! -- Edited by mongrel on Sunday 9th of March 2014 08:00:00 AM
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The Marmoset Song
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More Paddy Jokes...
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Paddy & mick -----------------------------oOo----------------------------- Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy rep...
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CHURCH BILLBOARDS........
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It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin. Forbidden fruit creates many jams. Try our Sundays; They are better than Baskin-Robbins. Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons--come hear one. Parking is for Church patrons only; Violators will be baptised.
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