Just Joking

rockylizard · rockylizard

Hurls · Hurls

You didn't shave very well and your tie is crooked.

mongrel · mongrel

Had to share this one::::: Roses are red, nuts are brown Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, When its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer its in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, Its not what you think.. Its a Liptons Tea Bag! G...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Marriage guidance Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of in...

brian · brian

The European Union Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will bethe official language of the European Union rather than German, which wasthe other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that Englishspelling had some room for improveme...

copper1 · copper1

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic. Q: What goes "oh oh oh"? A: Santa walking backwards...

copper1 · copper1

Don't speed this Christmas

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Remember - this is the Just Joking Sub-forum. However, perhaps it should be renamed the Recycle Bin

Cheers - John

Hendo · Hendo

I went on a mystery coach tour the other day and we decided to run a sweepstake to guess where we were going. The driver won 50 bucks!

sarg · sarg

A police officerpulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour , sir ." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now d...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

Life just gets better as you get older!I was in a Gloria Jeans Coffee Shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. Af...

bridget · bridget

CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car...

rockylizard · rockylizard

rockylizard · rockylizard

bridget · bridget

rockylizard · rockylizard

Cupie · Cupie

I found this gem in my 'keepers' Email folder .... I hope that you enjoy it too. G clancy@theoverflow I had written him a text Which I'd sent, hoping the next Time he came in mobile coverage He'd have time to say hello. But I'd heard he'd lost his iPhone, So I emailed him from my phone, Just addressed, on spe...

Hendo · Hendo

If you can tell this after happy hour, you haven't had enough to drink! Peter Peterson lives in Padstow Parade, Picton and worked at the Picton Pickle Processing Plant as a pickle packer. One afternoon while pulling on a pint at the Picton Pub, his best pal, Paul, the Publican said, "You look a bi...

Cupie · Cupie

The Mountain Biker from Snowy RiverThere were ripples on the lattes for the word had passed around That a cash prize had been offered for the ride That they did each Sunday morning it was worth a thousand pound And a row of fancy bikes was parked outside. All the tried and noted riders from the city and t...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... I guess if it ain't in here - no-one sees the humour - wry or otherwise Cheers - John

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	... (Preview)	rockylizard	0	606	07:06 PM Dec 23, 2013 by rockylizard
	Old Age & Yoga (Preview) You didn't shave very well and your tie is crooked.	Hurls	0	582	04:51 PM Dec 23, 2013 by Hurls
	POEM FOR THE DAY. (Preview) Had to share this one::::: Roses are red, nuts are brown Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, When its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer its in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, Its not what you think.. Its a Liptons Tea Bag! G...	mongrel	1	621	03:30 PM Dec 23, 2013 by Kaid
	MARRIAGE GUIDANCE; (Preview) Marriage guidance Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of in...	justcruisin01	1	830	11:29 AM Dec 23, 2013 by mongrel
	Euro English (Preview) The European Union Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will bethe official language of the European Union rather than German, which wasthe other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that Englishspelling had some room for improveme...	brian	3	1225	02:33 PM Dec 22, 2013 by Ontos45
	Christmas (Preview) Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic. Q: What goes "oh oh oh"? A: Santa walking backwards...	copper1	1	580	09:25 AM Dec 22, 2013 by rockylizard
	Don't Speed this Christmas (Preview) Don't speed this Christmas	copper1	0	629	10:00 PM Dec 21, 2013 by copper1
	An Observation (Preview) Gday... Remember - this is the Just Joking Sub-forum. However, perhaps it should be renamed the Recycle Bin Cheers - John	rockylizard	2	772	07:14 PM Dec 21, 2013 by sarg
	Sweepstake (Preview) I went on a mystery coach tour the other day and we decided to run a sweepstake to guess where we were going. The driver won 50 bucks!	Hendo	0	620	09:49 AM Dec 21, 2013 by Hendo
	THE WIFE (Preview) A police officerpulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour , sir ." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now d...	sarg	0	690	06:06 PM Dec 20, 2013 by sarg
	GETTING OLDER (Preview) Life just gets better as you get older!I was in a Gloria Jeans Coffee Shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. Af...	Big Gorilla	1	628	10:50 AM Dec 20, 2013 by Bryan
	CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY (Preview) CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car...	bridget	2	745	09:25 PM Dec 19, 2013 by Bryan
	Christmas cake (Preview)	rockylizard	2	966	01:46 PM Dec 19, 2013 by sarg
	Pearly Gates (Preview)	rockylizard	1	1080	01:45 PM Dec 19, 2013 by sarg
	Christmas can be fun ..who are u (Preview)	bridget	17	1173	11:43 AM Dec 19, 2013 by bridget
	Christmas Tree (Preview)	rockylizard	0	1007	10:01 PM Dec 18, 2013 by rockylizard
	New Take on an old poem (Preview) I found this gem in my 'keepers' Email folder .... I hope that you enjoy it too. G clancy@theoverflow I had written him a text Which I'd sent, hoping the next Time he came in mobile coverage He'd have time to say hello. But I'd heard he'd lost his iPhone, So I emailed him from my phone, Just addressed, on spe...	Cupie	2	792	01:52 AM Dec 19, 2013 by tonyd
	Happy Hour Test (Preview) If you can tell this after happy hour, you haven't had enough to drink! Peter Peterson lives in Padstow Parade, Picton and worked at the Picton Pickle Processing Plant as a pickle packer. One afternoon while pulling on a pint at the Picton Pub, his best pal, Paul, the Publican said, "You look a bi...	Hendo	0	620	03:49 PM Dec 18, 2013 by Hendo
	Another 'New/Old' Poem (Preview) The Mountain Biker from Snowy RiverThere were ripples on the lattes for the word had passed around That a cash prize had been offered for the ride That they did each Sunday morning it was worth a thousand pound And a row of fancy bikes was parked outside. All the tried and noted riders from the city and t...	Cupie	0	807	03:42 PM Dec 18, 2013 by Cupie
	Christmas perspective (Preview) Gday... I guess if it ain't in here - no-one sees the humour - wry or otherwise Cheers - John	rockylizard	5	604	02:08 PM Dec 18, 2013 by kandagal
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