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HOW WAS I BORN;
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Daddy, how was I Born? A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers,'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Momand we met at a cyber-cafe.. We Sneak...
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Is that your ass?
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A man is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby, your ass is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex. The woman says: "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load. You'...
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Bigger
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the wife comes down for breakfast and tells her husband she wants a breast enlargement husband says why don't you rub toilet paper down you cleavage ,wife says will that work,husband says it did for your bum..
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DO YOU HAVE THIS PROBLEM?
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A lady helped her man install his new computer. Once accomplished, she told him to select a password, a word that he'd always remember.When asked to enter it, he looked at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink and selected the word....... he became a little miffed at her reaction, when he selecte...
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has anyone met this Receptionst
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I think we have all met this lady at one time or another. SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the reception...
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THE CONFESSIONAL
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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, Enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his Attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, ther...
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LITTLE JOHNNY
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Little Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Johnny's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my father asks, 'Johnny are you sleeping?' Th...
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Men
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't stop and ask for directions. Why are marr...
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Mistakes
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Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people to remember the same thing.
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MARS AND VENUS --- THE NEXUS QUESTION
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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the pass...
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Stud Rooster
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STUD ROOSTER A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done t...
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Duties of Wives
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Duties of Wives Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from Greece. He bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean ho...
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VIAGRA
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Sex in the Dark
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle...
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Men Teaching Classes for Women
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Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 29, 2013 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer How to Adjust a Thermost...
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ARENT GRANDKIDS GREAT
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A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Granddad. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Granddad's room. "Granddad, Granddad," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mummy comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!&quo...
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WINE...
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-- Edited by Big Gorilla on Sunday 8th of September 2013 08:40:01 AM
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Golf Balls
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A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." The blonde continued t...
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At The Disco
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Bill took his wife to a disco at the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large - breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. Bill's wife turned to him and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Bill says: "Looks like he's sti...
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THE TAXI DRIVER
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Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Central station in Sydney, leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large pla...
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