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Circumsised
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Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!". "I've been circumcised.", the other replied. "What's that mean?" "It means they cut the skin off the end." "How old were you when it was cut o...
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Fix your wet mobile
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THE GOLDEN PHONE;
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An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs, when he noticed a golden tele...
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Choosing a wife
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits an...
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Emergency Call Centre
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An Emergency Call Centre worker in London England, has been fired, much to the dismay of her colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her dismissal. It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to...
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Blow up Doll
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http://www.youtube.com/embed/HYuzDabqmbc?rel=0
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The English Cricket Team
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This is the joke section isn't it?
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Wullie McTavish...
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Edinburgh man Wullie McTavish is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with the nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons."So", he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Braid Hills houses." "Sybil, take the flats over in Morningside and Bruntsfield." &quo...
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CHOICES;
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MATURE LADIES;
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A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 yea...
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ONE FOR THE GOLFERS;
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Simple things can be serious. "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot died. "My parrot? Dead? The one th...
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Beware the new technology
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http://bit.ly/Kp98Lz -- Edited by D and D on Saturday 4th of January 2014 07:27:55 PM -- Edited by D and D on Saturday 4th of January 2014 08:09:01 PM
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REVEREND JOHN FLAPPS;
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Reverend John Flapps! The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town church in Ireland .. One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pubdrinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the opendoor of the pub and sat down ne...
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All Aboard
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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You B*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you B*****ds who are getting on, get on now,...
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A Short Love Story
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A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep qu...
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ENERGY SAVER;
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So tough!
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A couple of younger gm's were driving throught the outback, other side of the black stump, when their car broke down. Being well prepared, they had no phone, no water and no idea how to fix the car. Panic was starting to set in when they noticed off in the distance a small puff of dust, slowly getting bigge...
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Cricket
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Enjoy the Cricket funnies. Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube? A. A laughing stock. Q What's the height of optimism? A: English batsman putting on sunscreen. Q. What's the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car? A.Nothing! If you blink you'll mis...
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MIND READER
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First the Apple....
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First the Apple A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a si...
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