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Hurls · Hurls

ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2013 EUROPE From JOHN CLEESE The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated"...

Mike C · Mike C

Dating Ads for Seniors Found in a Florida Newspaper You can say what you want about Florida , but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North. These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper. (Who says Seniors don't have a sense of humor?) -------------------------------...

Hurls · Hurls

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you ne...

Hurls · Hurls

A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the car port, I not...

copper1 · copper1

While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?&qu...

copper1 · copper1

Wally's Wedding Night At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire ni...

rockylizard · rockylizard

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

DAMN FINE EXPLANATION The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm lea...

sarg · sarg

A young Afghani gets signed up by the Bulldogs...Noel Cleal flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani star in a local gameof rugby played with an inflated goat's bladder. He is suitablyimpressed, gets on the phone to Des Hasler, signs the boy on the spotand arranges for him to come over to Sydney. Two w...

copper1 · copper1

-- Edited by copper1 on Saturday 28th of September 2013 11:01:45 PM

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

The TAXATION DEPARTMENT decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the Taxation Office. The Taxation Office Auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his solicitor. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by sa...

chaslib · chaslib

(let me know if the copy and paste does not work properly) Subject: SENIORS JIGSAW PUZZLE:... BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out h...

gerard gue · gerard gue

Postman One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with...

copper1 · copper1

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Adelaide , they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same...

sarg · sarg

Sarg and Terry are having a drink at the pub one hot afternoon. And Terry says: "Did you know that Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" "Aw blimey,"says Sarg, "and I just joined Rotary." (now ya gotta at least smile at that) Hoping any Lions members (myself...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husb...

bloomoon · bloomoon

Looking for your cat ?? -- Edited by bloomoon on Wednesday 25th of September 2013 04:29:22 PM

copper1 · copper1

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. 'Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients'. 'Yes, sir!' answers Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and returns the fol...

bloomoon · bloomoon

bloomoon · bloomoon

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	Threat Alert (Preview) ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2013 EUROPE From JOHN CLEESE The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated"...	Hurls	1	817	04:25 AM Oct 2, 2013 by D and D
	Dating Ads for Seniors Found in a Florida Newspaper (Preview) Dating Ads for Seniors Found in a Florida Newspaper You can say what you want about Florida , but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North. These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper. (Who says Seniors don't have a sense of humor?) -------------------------------...	Mike C	0	796	05:35 PM Oct 1, 2013 by Mike C
	Brian is the MAN (Preview) A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you ne...	Hurls	0	658	05:30 PM Oct 1, 2013 by Hurls
	A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! (Preview) A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the car port, I not...	Hurls	0	919	05:29 PM Oct 1, 2013 by Hurls
	Men are from Mars (Preview) While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?&qu...	copper1	0	741	04:19 AM Oct 1, 2013 by copper1
	Wally's Wedding Night (Preview) Wally's Wedding Night At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire ni...	copper1	0	695	03:41 AM Oct 1, 2013 by copper1
	April 1st ?? (Preview)	rockylizard	0	635	03:21 AM Oct 1, 2013 by rockylizard
	EXPLANATION; (Preview) DAMN FINE EXPLANATION The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm lea...	justcruisin01	1	1040	03:48 AM Sep 30, 2013 by Tezzaworth
	THE YOUNG AFGHANI (Preview) A young Afghani gets signed up by the Bulldogs...Noel Cleal flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani star in a local gameof rugby played with an inflated goat's bladder. He is suitablyimpressed, gets on the phone to Des Hasler, signs the boy on the spotand arranges for him to come over to Sydney. Two w...	sarg	10	991	08:00 PM Sep 29, 2013 by Baz421
	Heaven and Hell (Preview) -- Edited by copper1 on Saturday 28th of September 2013 11:01:45 PM	copper1	0	799	11:01 PM Sep 28, 2013 by copper1
	Don't mess with us old folk ! (Preview) The TAXATION DEPARTMENT decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the Taxation Office. The Taxation Office Auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his solicitor. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by sa...	Big Gorilla	0	785	03:36 PM Sep 28, 2013 by Big Gorilla
	Seniors Jig Saw Puzzle (Preview) (let me know if the copy and paste does not work properly) Subject: SENIORS JIGSAW PUZZLE:... BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out h...	chaslib	2	721	03:37 AM Sep 28, 2013 by Mobi Condo
	Postman (Preview) Postman One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with...	gerard gue	0	701	08:29 PM Sep 27, 2013 by gerard gue
	The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage (Preview) At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Adelaide , they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same...	copper1	4	1228	02:21 AM Sep 27, 2013 by Nelly
	SEX AND LIONS (Preview) Sarg and Terry are having a drink at the pub one hot afternoon. And Terry says: "Did you know that Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" "Aw blimey,"says Sarg, "and I just joined Rotary." (now ya gotta at least smile at that) Hoping any Lions members (myself...	sarg	0	719	01:23 PM Sep 26, 2013 by sarg
	UNDERWARE DUST; (Preview) One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husb...	justcruisin01	1	846	02:27 AM Sep 26, 2013 by eba_quilter
	Wheres my cat ? (Preview) Looking for your cat ?? -- Edited by bloomoon on Wednesday 25th of September 2013 04:29:22 PM	bloomoon	1	739	01:16 AM Sep 26, 2013 by sarg
	Doc's Holiday (Preview) A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. 'Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients'. 'Yes, sir!' answers Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and returns the fol...	copper1	0	646	05:31 AM Sep 25, 2013 by copper1
	Was a hot day !!! (Preview)	bloomoon	0	628	08:28 PM Sep 22, 2013 by bloomoon
	where can I buy these?? (Preview)	bloomoon	3	812	11:56 PM Sep 22, 2013 by valiant81
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