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where can I buy these??
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th Bull
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The BullWe recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus Bull.We put him out with theherd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull. Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him.He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a l...
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Why Sharks Circle......
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Why Sharks Circle You Before AttackingTwo great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people."First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing...
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Just joking
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Why did they call that women's problem PMT. because mad cow disease was taken.
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The 6 Affairs
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The 6 affairsThe 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on h...
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HOW WAS I BORN;
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Daddy, how was I Born? A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers,'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Momand we met at a cyber-cafe.. We Sneak...
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Is that your ass?
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A man is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby, your ass is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex. The woman says: "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load. You'...
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Bigger
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the wife comes down for breakfast and tells her husband she wants a breast enlargement husband says why don't you rub toilet paper down you cleavage ,wife says will that work,husband says it did for your bum..
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DO YOU HAVE THIS PROBLEM?
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A lady helped her man install his new computer. Once accomplished, she told him to select a password, a word that he'd always remember.When asked to enter it, he looked at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink and selected the word....... he became a little miffed at her reaction, when he selecte...
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has anyone met this Receptionst
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I think we have all met this lady at one time or another. SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the reception...
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THE CONFESSIONAL
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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, Enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his Attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, ther...
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LITTLE JOHNNY
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Little Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Johnny's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my father asks, 'Johnny are you sleeping?' Th...
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Men
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't stop and ask for directions. Why are marr...
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Mistakes
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Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people to remember the same thing.
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MARS AND VENUS --- THE NEXUS QUESTION
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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the pass...
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Stud Rooster
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STUD ROOSTER A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done t...
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Duties of Wives
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Duties of Wives Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from Greece. He bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean ho...
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VIAGRA
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Sex in the Dark
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle...
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Men Teaching Classes for Women
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Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 29, 2013 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer How to Adjust a Thermost...
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