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THE WIFE
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A police officerpulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour , sir ." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now d...
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GETTING OLDER
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Life just gets better as you get older!I was in a Gloria Jeans Coffee Shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. Af...
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CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY
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CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car...
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Christmas cake
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Pearly Gates
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Christmas can be fun ..who are u
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Christmas Tree
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New Take on an old poem
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I found this gem in my 'keepers' Email folder .... I hope that you enjoy it too. G clancy@theoverflow I had written him a text Which I'd sent, hoping the next Time he came in mobile coverage He'd have time to say hello. But I'd heard he'd lost his iPhone, So I emailed him from my phone, Just addressed, on spe...
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Happy Hour Test
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If you can tell this after happy hour, you haven't had enough to drink! Peter Peterson lives in Padstow Parade, Picton and worked at the Picton Pickle Processing Plant as a pickle packer. One afternoon while pulling on a pint at the Picton Pub, his best pal, Paul, the Publican said, "You look a bi...
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Another 'New/Old' Poem
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The Mountain Biker from Snowy RiverThere were ripples on the lattes for the word had passed around That a cash prize had been offered for the ride That they did each Sunday morning it was worth a thousand pound And a row of fancy bikes was parked outside. All the tried and noted riders from the city and t...
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Christmas perspective
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Gday... I guess if it ain't in here - no-one sees the humour - wry or otherwise Cheers - John
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Blondes & Frozen Crabs
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans , with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning i...
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A reflection of today ?
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tetanus shot
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Sounds fair enough to me. This is for old folks , anyone over , or close to 50 is eligible . An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife , seeing the unexpected behaviour , asks, Where are you going . He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.' She...
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new deodorant
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I got a new stick deodorant today.The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.
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SOUNDS LIKE FUN
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One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bo...
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who says men can't remember
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.... A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and hence, she became so worried that she called...
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Jewish Modesty
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A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner. Catholic: "I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!" Protestant: "I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!" Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purch...
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smart of GNM
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An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what yo...
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You Gotta Be Kidding Me
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AINT history WONDERFUL ??? Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase, "You Gotta Be Kidding Me?" Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of America, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware river with his troops. There were 33 men...
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