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Merry Christmas to all & bums up......turn your sound up please
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Japanese Erotic Sex
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A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex............... Husband: ..........Sukitaki. Wife replies: .......... Kowanini! Husband says: .......... Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo! Wife on her knees literally begging: .......... Mimi nakoundinda tinkou...
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BAD WEATHER
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On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow ploughs can get through. "...
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JAMES WRIGHT;
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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright . His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door, his wife started in on him about, 'What time of ni...
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HEAVEN;
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John and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because John watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. O...
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Sex on the 3rd age
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Sex on the 3rd age This is too funny to be pig! The husband asks his wife : - Do you remember the first time we made love there fifty years ? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you . - Yes, I remember well . - OK , what do you think to take a walk around there and we c...
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My Will
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I was sitting with the computer the other day drafting my will and I called out to my wife, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, LOVE!" SHE SHOUTED BACK "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY BASTARD!!
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BLONDE GENIES;
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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES? A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG SOUTHEND BEACH WHEN HE COMESACROSS A LAMP PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND.HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A RUB.. TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED THREE WISHES. THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLOND...
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CHRISTMAS DAY GOLF;
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Speddo CHRISTMAS DAYFour old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'l...
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SPLINTERS
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Splinters ! A woman who was a tree hugging greenie purchased a piece of forest near Collie, WA. There was a large tree in one of the highest parts of her forest. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted ow...
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A blond joke
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Two blondes standing on a river bank one each side of the river,one yells to the other HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE ,the other one yells back YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE. Lance C
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Backseat cooking
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we goi...
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Baby boy
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TARZAN
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I was at the store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan! (I often see Elvis on the checkout but he was on a break)I asked Tarzan how he was going andIf he was making any more movies. He told me, "me no longer make movies,Me have severe arthritis, both shoulders And not swing from vine to tree...
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Music
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The other day I thought I could hear music, it must of been the band around my hat. lance C
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Adult Scrabble
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Adult Scrabble Re-arrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect. P N E S I People who wrote SPINE became doctors... The rest are all my e-mail friends...
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Ashes
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An elderly lady recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him........ "You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bo...
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No Words Needed!!
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Maybe Next Time!
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Little boy gets home from school and says, "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years." His Dad replies, "Never mind Son maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!"
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Brit Humour
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Brit Humour Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to f...
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