Just Joking

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

John and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because John watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. O...

gerard gue · gerard gue

Sex on the 3rd age This is too funny to be pig! The husband asks his wife : - Do you remember the first time we made love there fifty years ? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you . - Yes, I remember well . - OK , what do you think to take a walk around there and we c...

Hurls · Hurls

I was sitting with the computer the other day drafting my will and I called out to my wife, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, LOVE!" SHE SHOUTED BACK "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY BASTARD!!

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES? A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG SOUTHEND BEACH WHEN HE COMESACROSS A LAMP PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND.HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A RUB.. TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED THREE WISHES. THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLOND...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Speddo CHRISTMAS DAYFour old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'l...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Splinters ! A woman who was a tree hugging greenie purchased a piece of forest near Collie, WA. There was a large tree in one of the highest parts of her forest. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted ow...

Olley46 · Olley46

Two blondes standing on a river bank one each side of the river,one yells to the other HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE ,the other one yells back YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE. Lance C

D and D · D and D

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we goi...

Rip and Rosie · Rip and Rosie

poor baby

sarg · sarg

I was at the store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan! (I often see Elvis on the checkout but he was on a break)I asked Tarzan how he was going andIf he was making any more movies. He told me, "me no longer make movies,Me have severe arthritis, both shoulders And not swing from vine to tree...

Olley46 · Olley46

The other day I thought I could hear music, it must of been the band around my hat. lance C

Hurls · Hurls

Adult Scrabble Re-arrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect. P N E S I People who wrote SPINE became doctors... The rest are all my e-mail friends...

Hurls · Hurls

An elderly lady recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him........ "You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bo...

Hurls · Hurls

Hurls · Hurls

Little boy gets home from school and says, "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years." His Dad replies, "Never mind Son maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!"

Hurls · Hurls

Brit Humour Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to f...

Hurls · Hurls

CONUNDRUM Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning; "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back; "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back 5 minutes later; "Computer really f***ed now."

Ginger · Ginger

I hope this has not been posted before is so I apologise to the poster. When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life su...

petengail · petengail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lncwRnV4Gsg -- Edited by petengail on Saturday 23rd of November 2013 10:19:04 AM

Hurls · Hurls

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	HEAVEN; (Preview) John and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because John watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. O...	justcruisin01	0	700	06:43 PM Nov 27, 2013 by justcruisin01
	Sex on the 3rd age (Preview) Sex on the 3rd age This is too funny to be pig! The husband asks his wife : - Do you remember the first time we made love there fifty years ? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you . - Yes, I remember well . - OK , what do you think to take a walk around there and we c...	gerard gue	0	750	05:30 PM Nov 27, 2013 by gerard gue
	My Will (Preview) I was sitting with the computer the other day drafting my will and I called out to my wife, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, LOVE!" SHE SHOUTED BACK "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY BASTARD!!	Hurls	1	742	11:57 PM Nov 26, 2013 by mongrel
	BLONDE GENIES; (Preview) WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES? A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG SOUTHEND BEACH WHEN HE COMESACROSS A LAMP PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND.HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A RUB.. TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED THREE WISHES. THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLOND...	justcruisin01	1	870	12:01 AM Nov 26, 2013 by mongrel
	CHRISTMAS DAY GOLF; (Preview) Speddo CHRISTMAS DAYFour old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'l...	justcruisin01	1	935	11:57 PM Nov 25, 2013 by mongrel
	SPLINTERS (Preview) Splinters ! *A woman who was a tree hugging greenie purchased a piece of forest near Collie,* WA. There was a large tree in one of the highest parts of her forest. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted ow...	justcruisin01	0	796	05:26 AM Nov 25, 2013 by justcruisin01
	A blond joke (Preview) Two blondes standing on a river bank one each side of the river,one yells to the other HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE ,the other one yells back YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE. Lance C	Olley46	0	606	12:37 AM Nov 25, 2013 by Olley46
	Backseat cooking (Preview) A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we goi...	D and D	2	729	03:32 AM Nov 25, 2013 by mongrel
	Baby boy (Preview) poor baby	Rip and Rosie	1	748	06:30 PM Nov 24, 2013 by Ontos45
	TARZAN (Preview) I was at the store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan! (I often see Elvis on the checkout but he was on a break)I asked Tarzan how he was going andIf he was making any more movies. He told me, "me no longer make movies,*Me have severe arthritis, both shoulders And not swing from vine to tree...*	sarg	0	793	12:27 AM Nov 24, 2013 by sarg
	Music (Preview) The other day I thought I could hear music, it must of been the band around my hat. lance C	Olley46	1	763	06:00 AM Nov 24, 2013 by sarg
	Adult Scrabble (Preview) Adult Scrabble Re-arrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect. P N E S I People who wrote SPINE became doctors... The rest are all my e-mail friends...	Hurls	1	722	05:56 AM Nov 24, 2013 by sarg
	Ashes (Preview) *An elderly lady recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table..* *Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him........ "You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bo...*	Hurls	0	663	09:33 PM Nov 23, 2013 by Hurls
	No Words Needed!! (Preview)	Hurls	0	609	09:29 PM Nov 23, 2013 by Hurls
	Maybe Next Time! (Preview) Little boy gets home from school and says, "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years." His Dad replies, "Never mind Son maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!"	Hurls	0	695	09:24 PM Nov 23, 2013 by Hurls
	Brit Humour (Preview) *Brit Humour* Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to f...	Hurls	1	853	12:37 AM Nov 24, 2013 by sarg
	Conundrum (Preview) CONUNDRUM Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning; "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back; "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back 5 minutes later; "Computer really f***ed now."	Hurls	1	624	12:33 AM Nov 24, 2013 by sarg
	The Two Gifts (Preview) I hope this has not been posted before is so I apologise to the poster. When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life su...	Ginger	2	860	12:31 AM Nov 24, 2013 by sarg
	Kodak moment - Best viewed on full screen! (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lncwRnV4Gsg -- Edited by petengail on Saturday 23rd of November 2013 10:19:04 AM	petengail	1	779	12:25 AM Nov 24, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Exercise for Older Folk (Preview)	Hurls	2	676	04:19 AM Nov 23, 2013 by Bryan
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