Just Joking

Baz421 · Baz421

In 4 days my follow up rude joke has 253 hits. Hoodathunkit's original rudy joke comes second and third is my test yourself joke and/or drive yourself to despair. So rudy titles wins followed by people wanting to drive themselves to despair runs a close third. Good experiment. Does s*x sell??????

GaryKelly · GaryKelly

What deep thinkers men are...I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the...

GaryKelly · GaryKelly

Class distinction...

Duh · Duh

British humour *The train was quite crowded and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, But the only seat left was taken by a poodle belonging toa well dressed, middle-aged, French woman. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and s...

Baz421 · Baz421

Gotcha,,, the joke is on you for looking for something a bit rude,,lol. I noticed the joke with most reads on the whole jokes page was the one that Hoodathunkit posted that "was a bit rude". Can you tell I'm abit bored tonight, and going for the most reads of a joke in the next 7 days???????? See...

Rip and Rosie · Rip and Rosie

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the...

spida · spida

The reason there are so many Irish jokes is because the Irish have a quaint way with words. Like the Irish patient who hobbled into the Surgery waiting room. "I hope to God the doctor finds something wrong with me because I'd hate to feel like this if I was well!" Murphy dropped dead the mom...

Rip and Rosie · Rip and Rosie

What Women Want in a Man When they first start dating 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. Imaginative, romantic lover What Women Want in a Man When they a...

Hurls · Hurls

MONDAYThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would p...

Hurls · Hurls

This is such a heart warming story Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Royal Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After take-off the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when th...

Baz421 · Baz421

vk6tnc · vk6tnc

Apparently there is a really funny joke about wet seals posted somewhere on this forum by GaryKelly, but I just can't seem to find it.....

Hurls · Hurls

Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a > field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the > children > to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher > and the boys would go with the other. > The teacher assign...

Hurls · Hurls

the Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.... I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I w...

Baz421 · Baz421

I know all of you are very good drivers, so here is a fun test to see how good your speed is! The automobile driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is 0.75 seconds or 1 car length for every 10 mph. Test your average reaction time. Be careful, this can be addictive! You will be surprised at ho...

Baz421 · Baz421

An Australian Salesman in Harrods. THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?' The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.' The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the jo...

Baz421 · Baz421

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take It out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying '...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane. "Why you gonna wear dem fo ?" the other two asked. The first replied, "Cause, if dat p...

sarg · sarg

Three dead bodies turn up at the Dublin mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. 'First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress, hence the enormous smile, Inspector',...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Farmer Smith recently bought an ant farm. He's now looking around for a tractor small enough for it.......

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	OK RUDE WINS (Preview) In 4 days my follow up rude joke has 253 hits. Hoodathunkit's original rudy joke comes second and third is my test yourself joke and/or drive yourself to despair. So rudy titles wins followed by people wanting to drive themselves to despair runs a close third. Good experiment. Does s*x sell??????	Baz421	2	769	03:14 PM Apr 25, 2013 by GaryKelly
	What Deep Thinkers Men Are... (Preview) What deep thinkers men are...I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the...	GaryKelly	2	900	03:11 PM Apr 25, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Class Distinction (Preview) Class distinction...	GaryKelly	0	685	04:27 PM Apr 24, 2013 by GaryKelly
	British Humour (Preview) British humour *The train was quite crowded and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, But the only seat left was taken by a poodle belonging toa well dressed, middle-aged, French woman. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and s...	Duh	1	753	10:55 PM Apr 23, 2013 by GaryKelly
	A BIT BORED SO HERE GOES ANOTHER ---- WARNING WARNING - A BIT RUDE THE FOLLOW UP (Preview) Gotcha,,, the joke is on you for looking for something a bit rude,,lol. I noticed the joke with most reads on the whole jokes page was the one that Hoodathunkit posted that "was a bit rude". Can you tell I'm abit bored tonight, and going for the most reads of a joke in the next 7 days???????? See...	Baz421	8	973	08:52 PM Apr 23, 2013 by sarg
	Crying Husband (Preview) A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the...	Rip and Rosie	1	817	01:16 AM Apr 22, 2013 by GaryKelly
	"To be sure, it's Irish" (Preview) The reason there are so many Irish jokes is because the Irish have a quaint way with words. Like the Irish patient who hobbled into the Surgery waiting room. "I hope to God the doctor finds something wrong with me because I'd hate to feel like this if I was well!" Murphy dropped dead the mom...	spida	1	881	01:09 AM Apr 22, 2013 by GaryKelly
	What Women Want (Preview) What Women Want in a Man When they first start dating 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. Imaginative, romantic lover What Women Want in a Man When they a...	Rip and Rosie	0	762	04:37 PM Apr 21, 2013 by Rip and Rosie
	Adult Humour (Preview) MONDAYThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would p...	Hurls	0	901	11:23 PM Apr 20, 2013 by Hurls
	The Aisle Seat (Preview) This is such a heart warming story Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Royal Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After take-off the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when th...	Hurls	0	643	11:21 PM Apr 20, 2013 by Hurls
	HORMONE GUIDE FOR REAL BLOKES (Preview)	Baz421	0	586	11:18 PM Apr 20, 2013 by Baz421
	Wet Seals (Preview) Apparently there is a really funny joke about wet seals posted somewhere on this forum by GaryKelly, but I just can't seem to find it.....	vk6tnc	2	662	05:14 AM Apr 21, 2013 by jules47
	At The Races (Preview) Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a > field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the > children > to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher > and the boys would go with the other. > The teacher assign...	Hurls	2	552	05:10 AM Apr 21, 2013 by jules47
	Really! (Preview) the Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.... I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I w...	Hurls	1	660	04:54 AM Apr 21, 2013 by spida
	TEST YOUR SKILL OR BE DRIVEN TO DESPAIR (Preview) I know all of you are very good drivers, so here is a fun test to see how good your speed is! The automobile driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is 0.75 seconds or 1 car length for every 10 mph. Test your average reaction time. Be careful, this can be addictive! You will be surprised at ho...	Baz421	4	734	12:44 AM Apr 21, 2013 by vk6tnc
	On selling - when you go in to buy X and end up buying XYZ,,,, it's all the rage now. (Preview) An Australian Salesman in Harrods. THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?' The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.' The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the jo...	Baz421	1	591	09:12 PM Apr 20, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Anger management 101 - how to destress successfully. (Preview) When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take It out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying '...	Baz421	0	576	04:36 AM Apr 20, 2013 by Baz421
	Warning Warning ....Bit Rude!!! (Preview) There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane. "Why you gonna wear dem fo ?" the other two asked. The first replied, "Cause, if dat p...	Hoodathunkit	4	802	05:19 AM Apr 20, 2013 by ogre
	IRISH (Preview) Three dead bodies turn up at the Dublin mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. 'First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress, hence the enormous smile, Inspector',...	sarg	2	654	05:13 AM Apr 20, 2013 by ogre
	Ant Farm (Preview) Farmer Smith recently bought an ant farm. He's now looking around for a tractor small enough for it.......	rockylizard	2	571	03:37 AM Apr 20, 2013 by vk6tnc
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