Just Joking

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

Pinto · Pinto

The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart B...

Terry · Terry

Did not get it all - heres the rest You know you're a Collingwood supporter when: 1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does. 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. ...

Magnarc · Magnarc

A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM ! 'Viagra' is now available in tea bags. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.

Pinto · Pinto

A man walks into a pub where the only customer was another man sat at the bar with a dog beside him. " Does your dog bite? " asks the man " No" replied the seated man, so he reaches over and gently pats the dog on the head. Immediately the dog lunges forward and savages the mans hand .&qu...

Pinto · Pinto

Q:wanna hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in mud. Q:wanna hear a clean joke? a horse took a bath with bubbles. Q:wanna hear another dirty joke? bubbles was the horse next door ...

Pinto · Pinto

What has 104 teeth and holds back a monster ?? My Zipper !!!

petengail · petengail

Apparently the new pope is having problems setting up his bank details for his wages. There is a problem with his paypal account.

hokianga · hokianga

I was in in the public restroom I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?" Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?...

Apprentice Nomad · Apprentice Nomad

Has anyone stayed at Kingaroy Showgrounds recently? What is it like? Also any advice on freecamping spots between Toowoomba/Dalby/Kingaroy. Maiden journey

Terry · Terry

Does'nt get any better than this - 2013 COLLINGWOOD MEMBERSHIP Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?A. Society. Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as protection during sex?A. Bus shelter. Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as a contraceptive? A. His personali...

hokianga · hokianga

There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?&q...

Pinto · Pinto

Three race horses are taking in a stable. One of them starts to boast, In the last 20 races, Ive won 13 of them! The second says, Well in the last 27 races, Ive won 18!! Thats pretty good says the third one but in the last 36 races, Ive won 27! and he flicks his tail. Looking around, they notice that a greyhound...

hokianga · hokianga

Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"

GaryKelly · GaryKelly

X Rated Rabbit.

Pinto · Pinto

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goe...

Recoup · Recoup

Bob a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyones's socks off with her youthful looks and charm. She hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His mates at the cl...

barina · barina

Always good to see that authorities are on the lookup for the sly use of inappropriate language! Only the Brits could get away with this. And the lovely lady is Minnie Driver. http://www.tvweek.com/viral-video/5/

Magnarc · Magnarc

Pat and Mick were walking down the village street when they met the priest. "Hello there boys", says the father. "Hello father" they reply. "Are you doing anythin today?" "No father" "I wonder if you could do a little job for me?" 'Sure we will...

vk6tnc · vk6tnc

My Bum Hurts......What ?

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Controlling Your Temper !!! (Preview)	Big Gorilla	1	702	02:46 PM Apr 9, 2013 by GaryKelly
	My first time (Preview) The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart B...	Pinto	4	937	12:45 AM Apr 9, 2013 by petengail
	Collingwood M'Ship (Preview) Did not get it all - heres the rest You know you're a Collingwood supporter when: 1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does. 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. ...	Terry	3	827	01:51 AM Apr 8, 2013 by Rip and Rosie
	Well, I never!!!! (Preview) A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM ! *'Viagra'* is now available in tea bags. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.	Magnarc	3	727	02:21 AM Apr 7, 2013 by hokianga
	The dog (Preview) A man walks into a pub where the only customer was another man sat at the bar with a dog beside him. " Does your dog bite? " asks the man " No" replied the seated man, so he reaches over and gently pats the dog on the head. Immediately the dog lunges forward and savages the mans hand .&qu...	Pinto	0	697	10:13 PM Apr 5, 2013 by Pinto
	Horsey joke. (Preview) Q:wanna hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in mud. Q:wanna hear a clean joke? a horse took a bath with bubbles. Q:wanna hear another dirty joke? bubbles was the horse next door ...	Pinto	0	565	09:58 PM Apr 5, 2013 by Pinto
	Oh my. (Preview) What has 104 teeth and holds back a monster ?? My Zipper !!!	Pinto	1	626	11:56 PM Apr 5, 2013 by jules47
	New Pope (Preview) Apparently the new pope is having problems setting up his bank details for his wages. There is a problem with his paypal account.	petengail	4	663	08:42 PM Apr 4, 2013 by JamesW
	Toilet humour (Preview) I was in in the public restroom I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?" Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?...	hokianga	2	745	07:37 PM Apr 4, 2013 by mongrel
	Kingaroy Showgrounds Camping (Preview) Has anyone stayed at Kingaroy Showgrounds recently? What is it like? Also any advice on freecamping spots between Toowoomba/Dalby/Kingaroy. Maiden journey	Apprentice Nomad	6	1440	01:35 AM Apr 4, 2013 by JRH
	2013 Collingwood Membership (Preview) Does'nt get any better than this - 2013 COLLINGWOOD MEMBERSHIP Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?A. Society. Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as protection during sex?A. Bus shelter. Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as a contraceptive? A. His personali...	Terry	1	667	12:42 AM Apr 4, 2013 by petengail
	The Cowboy (Preview) There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?&q...	hokianga	1	575	04:28 PM Apr 3, 2013 by spida
	Horses for courses (Preview) Three race horses are taking in a stable. One of them starts to boast, In the last 20 races, Ive won 13 of them! The second says, Well in the last 27 races, Ive won 18!! Thats pretty good says the third one but in the last 36 races, Ive won 27! and he flicks his tail. Looking around, they notice that a greyhound...	Pinto	0	551	01:24 AM Apr 3, 2013 by Pinto
	cows (Preview) Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"	hokianga	0	588	12:55 AM Apr 3, 2013 by hokianga
	X Rated Rabbit (Preview) X Rated Rabbit.	GaryKelly	1	732	07:51 PM Apr 1, 2013 by hokianga
	None for you.. (Preview) Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goe...	Pinto	1	750	07:39 PM Apr 1, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Bob a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower (Preview) Bob a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyones's socks off with her youthful looks and charm. She hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His mates at the cl...	Recoup	0	808	04:35 PM Mar 30, 2013 by Recoup
	rejected horse names (Preview) Always good to see that authorities are on the lookup for the sly use of inappropriate language! Only the Brits could get away with this. And the lovely lady is Minnie Driver. http://www.tvweek.com/viral-video/5/	barina	1	941	02:41 AM Mar 30, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Best Irish joke I've heard. (Preview) Pat and Mick were walking down the village street when they met the priest. "Hello there boys", says the father. "Hello father" they reply. "Are you doing anythin today?" "No father" "I wonder if you could do a little job for me?" 'Sure we will...	Magnarc	0	873	01:08 PM Mar 29, 2013 by Magnarc
	The Joys of Easter (Preview) My Bum Hurts......What ?	vk6tnc	0	591	07:46 AM Mar 29, 2013 by vk6tnc
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