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THE ZIPPER
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In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smi...
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Our Big Day
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I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw the missis walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an absolute age but eventually there she was - stood beside me. ...
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old age
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The cabbie and the nun
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A cabbie picks up a Nun in San Francisco. She gets into the cab, andnotices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask,but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I a...
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Paper
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Meanwhile in Australia
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Motorcycle Cop
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A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the cop kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enoug...
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Looking for the choppers
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A LAWYER STORY.........
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A LAWYER STORY..... And if you think lawyers don't have hearts. Read the best lawyer story of all time...bar none. The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer.So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunt...
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Blonde men
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Three blonde men are on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across.The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dar...
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Birthday card
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This card was given tome , yesterday, by a friend at a barby we had. It a bit of a laugh! Bill -- Edited by bill12 on Monday 11th of November 2013 11:26:32 AM
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Black Panties
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Black Panties Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an i...
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Amish Women Driver
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An Amish lady trots down the road in her horse and buggy when a cop pulls her over. "Ma'am," says the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy." "Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home,&qu...
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New operating systems
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Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband un-installed many other valuable program...
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Completely corked - A True French Incident
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True story reported by an English guy who was stopped and asked to give a breathalyser test. The English guy lives near Le Bugue in the Dordogne and at the time he was stopped he was as pis*Ed as a fart...The gendarme signals to him to wind down the window then asks him if he has been drinking, and with a sl...
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Some More
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Behind the Scenes
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Scottish Baby
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A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "Tha...
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Two Dublin Nuns
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Two Dublin nuns sat at traffic lights in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside. "Oi, get your tits out, you penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross". So Siste...
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Kirk's Ear
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Why can Captain Kirk hear so well? Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
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