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New Pope
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Apparently the new pope is having problems setting up his bank details for his wages. There is a problem with his paypal account.
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petengail
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Toilet humour
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I was in in the public restroom I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?" Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?...
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hokianga
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Kingaroy Showgrounds Camping
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Has anyone stayed at Kingaroy Showgrounds recently? What is it like? Also any advice on freecamping spots between Toowoomba/Dalby/Kingaroy. Maiden journey
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Apprentice Nomad
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2013 Collingwood Membership
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Does'nt get any better than this - 2013 COLLINGWOOD MEMBERSHIP Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?A. Society. Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as protection during sex?A. Bus shelter. Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as a contraceptive? A. His personali...
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Terry
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The Cowboy
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There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?&q...
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hokianga
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Horses for courses
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Three race horses are taking in a stable. One of them starts to boast, In the last 20 races, Ive won 13 of them! The second says, Well in the last 27 races, Ive won 18!! Thats pretty good says the third one but in the last 36 races, Ive won 27! and he flicks his tail. Looking around, they notice that a greyhound...
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Pinto
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cows
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Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"
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hokianga
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X Rated Rabbit
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GaryKelly
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None for you..
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Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goe...
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Pinto
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Bob a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower
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Bob a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyones's socks off with her youthful looks and charm. She hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His mates at the cl...
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Recoup
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rejected horse names
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Always good to see that authorities are on the lookup for the sly use of inappropriate language! Only the Brits could get away with this. And the lovely lady is Minnie Driver. http://www.tvweek.com/viral-video/5/
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barina
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Best Irish joke I've heard.
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Pat and Mick were walking down the village street when they met the priest. "Hello there boys", says the father. "Hello father" they reply. "Are you doing anythin today?" "No father" "I wonder if you could do a little job for me?" 'Sure we will...
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Magnarc
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The Joys of Easter
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vk6tnc
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Two Drops of Water.
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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise shipand orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says'I'm on this cruise to celebratemy 80th birthday and it's today.'The bartender says'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.In fact, this one is on me.'As the woma...
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Plendo
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How to speak to a woman !!!
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Hoodathunkit
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Health care
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Health Care The Australian Medical Association has weighed in on Prime Minister Julia Gillard's new health care proposals. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it...
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spida
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My Final Will !!!
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I was sitting at the computer the other day & called out to my wife, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU LOVE!" SHE SHOUTED BACK "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY BASTARD!!
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Hoodathunkit
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Don't take life too seriously....
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Big Gorilla
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LOUD SEX
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A wife went in to see a therapist and said, 'I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, He lets out this ear splitting yell.' 'My dear,' the shrink said, 'that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is..' 'The problem is,' she complained, 'it w...
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gerard gue
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Womens Medical
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During a lady's medical examination, the doctors says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady starts taking off her clothes but is interrupted by the doctor. "No! No! Don't remove you...
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