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Smiles
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Bobdown
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Rare blood type
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A wealthy Arab Sheikh was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, they needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out. Finally, a Scotsman was located who had a similar bl...
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Whenarewethere
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First Christmas Joke
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3 men die on Xmas eve, to get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Xmas" the Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass, the Welsh man jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass, the Irish man pulls out...
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Whenarewethere
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Dear neighbour
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DEAR NEIGHBOUR: Hi, Max. This is Richard, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recen...
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Whenarewethere
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Retired Gonads
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Bobdown
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Bet You Can't Do This
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In my younger days..........
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Bobdown
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Couple of Laughs?
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yobarr
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The husband store
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends th...
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anolphart
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The Blonde
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A man met a beautiful blonde lady and after a short courtship asked her to marry him. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a resort. One m...
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Cricket
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Craig1
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A good message on the highway
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Southern Cruizer
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Paid To Stare Out The Window!
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yobarr
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Rules For Living
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The following are 2 Simple Truths, 5 Rules of Life, and 3 Bonus Rules: SIMPLE TRUTH 1: Lovers help each other undress before sex. After sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2: When a woman is...
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Craig1
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How to stop the Missus spending...
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All secure now!
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anolphart
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A Submarine Joke- on us again
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Cute! This Kid Is Dressing Up as an AUKUS Submarine This Halloween in Hope of Scoring $368 BillionMy plan is to knock on Albos door, say Im a submarine built in Adelaide using American and British technology, and just wait for him to hand over the cash Thanks to Shovel
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Oops, wrong section.. :(
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Oops, wrong section.. :( -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 27th of October 2023 07:33:47 PM
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A man..
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Positive Attitude..
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Positive AttitudeDoctor - "Sorry to tell you Mike but we're going to have to operate"Me - "Afterwards, will I be able to play the piano?"Doctor - "Yes, of course"Me - "That's good because I can't play it now."
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aussie_paul
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Just a Joke Joyce
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The Mommy Test I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter when she picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" she asked. "Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has germs." At this point, she looked at me with tota...
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