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I asked..
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Behind..
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Four old retired guys..
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Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...
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Green power..
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Hard to believe..
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Blonde time..
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A Blonde and a Brunette were discussing past lovers.The brunette said Ï slept with a Brazilian, last year.The blond retorted "You slut!""How many is a Brazilian anyway?"
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465
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Always Mother.
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A woman calls her Mother in Law and asks,"Could you tell me, If a child poops itself, Who changes the child?'The Mother in law replys.It's the mum, it's always the mother Honey."Good replies the woman"."Then would you please come over, your Son got drunk and Sh!t himself?"
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628
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Save my baby
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A 3 story building was ablaze. Flames coming out every window of the first and second looks. From the window of the 3rd floor a woman was crying out Save my baby, save my baby. A man Stepped forward from the crowd and yelled Throw the baby down. Ill catch it. Im Captain Blood. I played for Collingwood for 1...
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Great Story..
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A very self-important college freshman was attending a recent football game. He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation."You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," t...
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Sometimes..
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Golf..
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Dying Priest. lol
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An old priest lay dying in Woden's, Canberra Hospital. He had servedthe people near the nation's capital, at Manuka for many years.He motioned for the nurse to come near."Yes father?" said the nurse."I would really like to see Malcolm Turnbull and Bill Shorten before Idie" whispered the priest."I...
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Bossy..
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lol..
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Fairy tales..
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Lamboghini..
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My boss arrived at work in a brand new Lamboghini,I said , " wow , that's an amazing car "!He replied , " If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year "
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The Lone Ranger..
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said"Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said,"I do....Why?"The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said,"I just though...
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Pull..
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To be..
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No answer..
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