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Flight QA-747
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Mate of mine was on a Plane going to Bali for a holiday, after the take off, The Pilot did the usual Welcome aboard ladies and gentlemen, this is flight QA-747 flying melbourne to densapar, our flight will be of 5 hours duration, and we will be cruising at 30000ft, Please sit back end enjoy the flight !Whe...
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Geriatric traffic jam
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Geriatric Traffic Jam - so funny. http://biggeekdad.com/2013/08/geriatric-traffic-jam/ Enjoy the humour in this funny clip. Turn your speakers on.
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Shared Decision Making
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A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.The doctor comes in and says, Ah, I see youve regained consciousness.Now you probably wont remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.Youre going to be okay, youll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the ac...
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SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST
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SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked l...
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Tax Return
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THIS IS PRICELESS!!! I finally received my tax return for 2012 back from the ATO. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents." I replied: 1 million illegal immigrants; 1 million crack he...
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Always See the Big Picture
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies "I see millions of stars..." "W...
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House of ill repute
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House of ill reputeSee if you can work this out: There was a brothel at the top of a hill, with a large red light at the bottom of the hill.. There were four men ..... one was walking briskly up the hill; one was inside the brothel; one was walking slowly down the hill and the fourth man was sitting in his car at...
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THE TALKING CENTIPEDE...
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The Talking Centipede A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box bac...
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Then it started
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A radio announcer offered a prize for people to ring in for - The best nick-names for they're spouse . Well he got all th usuals - Lovey Dovey , Tail-lights , because he was not very bright . Touses , because h had no r's n em . The winner went to a Very brave bloke who nick-named his wife Harvey Norman . Th shoc...
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THE THREE NUNS
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THE THREE NUNS THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING AN AFL FINAL.. THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND.. BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA.. IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SA...
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THE PARROT AND THE MAGICIAN.
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A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouti...
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A BLONDE JOKE WITH A DIFFERENCE
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This guy gets on a plane, and finding himself seated next to a cute blonde, immediately turned to her and made his move. "You know," he began, "I've heard that flights will go way quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers. So, let's talk...?" The blond...
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HEAVY SNOWFALLS
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Kosiosco National Park has issued a travel warning due to snowfall and bad road conditions. They suggest that anyone travelling in the current icy conditions should ensure they have the following: Shovel Blankets or sleeping bag Extra clothing including hat and gloves 24 hours worth of food De...
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The difference...
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
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BEWARE OF THE OLDER WOMAN;
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Beware of The Older Woman THE OLDER WOMAN I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever Had a...
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Travel Plans
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Travel Plans for 2013-2014 I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone.. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I ha...
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THE GOOD OIL;
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Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said. 'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son,! 'Ain't dat grand, !!' Murphy got excited by this, but...
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Bawdy Carnation Milk Ad
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This was not an ad that was used, but a bawdy jingle made up about the milk years ago (an email doing the rounds say it was done for a competition by an old lady, but that is crap according to snopes)
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What we Aussies have to cope with !!??!!
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Two Kiwis, Trevor and Jeanette, are walking down a street in Bondi in Sydney . Trevor happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per pair' Trevor says to his pal, ' Jeanette, look! We could buy a who...
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Were you born in the 1940's, 50s or 60s - read on...
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CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, and 60's, and possibly of interest to those unfortunate to have been born later! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank Sherry while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos... They to...
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