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retirement
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RetirementThe longer you've been married, the funnier this becomes! An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's...
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Bill12 made me do it
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Bill12 has been reading my blog and spotted a piece about why men prefer guns to women. It was sent to me by an 87 y/o mate from North Carolina. Bill suggested I post it here. The list is in reverse order: #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #09 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're o...
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ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
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ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY... I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in.... I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?" The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby.&quo...
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Old Butch -
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Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each b...
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The Ring
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A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake and Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. Th...
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Speed
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What goes from -100 in less than 4.5secs? My wifes bathroom scales. Ken
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The importance of having an occupation after retirement.
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The importance of having an occupation after retirement. Aswe get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage t...
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Worms
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A young GP starts his career in a small country practise.One of his patients was a woman in her then early 30's who called in regularly wiith various ailments.He treated her ailments with all the quiet bedside manner expected of him.As the years rolled by the woman called every day "Dr have you g...
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New Computer APP - I definately need one
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I stole this from another forum... http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=6a8Eimr-fm0
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Photographer
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An intrepid photographer went to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost which was said to appear only once in a hundred years. Not wanting to frighten off the ghost, the photographer sat in the dark until midnight when the apparition became visible. The ghost turned out to be friendly a...
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Senior's Moments 1.
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fishing yarn
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The Jack Daniels Fishing Story I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of prawnsThen I saw a redbelly black snake with a frog in his mouth..Frogs are good barra bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite mewith the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog,and pu...
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Sounds ok to me
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dont take long;
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Roses are red violets are glorious dont sneak up on Oscar Pistorious. Lawyers dont think he has a leg to stand on.
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Adult Diapers
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I forgot my Glasses
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Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did...
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60ths
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whyhe sngl DATING IN THE 60s. Remember those days ? It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1963, and James had a date with Annabella. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. 'Oh, come on in!' Annabella's mother said as she welcomed James. 'Have a seat in the sitting room. Would you li...
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Horse meat.
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Mate of mine sent me this, a bit corny but topical. A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco Her condition is said to be stable Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle. Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had $5 e...
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Pregnancy
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Then there was the two pregnant Nuns singing Benedictus..................
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It's not Political - It's just funny
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John Clarke & Bryan Dawes.[Scene: A car yard. BRYAN is perusing the stock. He is approached by JOHN] John: Morning! Looking for a new car? Bryan: Nope. New Prime Minister, actually. John: You're the third one this morning. Anything in mind? Bryan: You know...... nothing f...
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