Just Joking

tonyd · tonyd

Ritchie McCaw goes into the All Black changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit down. "What's up guys?" he asks. "Well Ritchie, to be honest we're having all sorts of trouble getting motivated for this game against Australia . We know it's important but we've just beaten A...

vk6tnc · vk6tnc

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/05/11/egreetings/image/01.swf

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

God and Grass Thought you gardeners would enjoy this conversation between God and St. Francis. It is hilarious because it is so true. GOD: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuf...

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

wrong side of th bed. Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes. As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning, sisters." The novices replied, "Good morning, M...

rockylizard · rockylizard

rockylizard · rockylizard

-- Edited by rockylizard on Saturday 20th of October 2012 02:17:31 PM

Rip and Rosie · Rip and Rosie

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.**** An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian wou...

rockylizard · rockylizard

jimbo · jimbo

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Dorevitch Pathology Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr...

rockylizard · rockylizard

spida · spida

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several...

tcp99 · tcp99

rtv47 · rtv47

How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and s...

petengail · petengail

This is in german but nothing is lost in the translation... reminds me of some nomads I know... namely me http://www.snotr.com/video/8965/

tcp99 · tcp99

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, t...

tcp99 · tcp99

-- Edited by tcp99 on Wednesday 10th of October 2012 09:00:20 PM

tcp99 · tcp99

tcp99 · tcp99

tcp99 · tcp99

HOOK · HOOK

Julia Gillard is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow walks out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: "You get out and check - you were driving. " The chauffeur gets out, checks...

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	One for (Kiwi) rugby fans (Preview) Ritchie McCaw goes into the All Black changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit down. "What's up guys?" he asks. "Well Ritchie, to be honest we're having all sorts of trouble getting motivated for this game against Australia . We know it's important but we've just beaten A...	tonyd	1	833	04:21 PM Oct 24, 2012 by jules47
	Disco chicken (Preview) http://images.businessweek.com/ss/05/11/egreetings/image/01.swf	vk6tnc	3	955	01:32 AM Oct 24, 2012 by jules47
	PRETTY MUCH IT ! (Preview) God and Grass Thought you gardeners would enjoy this conversation between God and St. Francis. It is hilarious because it is so true. GOD: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuf...	justcruisin01	1	778	07:17 PM Oct 23, 2012 by jules47
	Wrong side of th bed (Preview) wrong side of th bed. Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes. As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning, sisters." The novices replied, "Good morning, M...	Zoomtopz	0	798	02:57 AM Oct 23, 2012 by Zoomtopz
	Effect of summer... (Preview)	rockylizard	0	756	09:19 PM Oct 20, 2012 by rockylizard
	Retirement Plans (Preview) -- Edited by rockylizard on Saturday 20th of October 2012 02:17:31 PM	rockylizard	1	777	12:45 AM Oct 21, 2012 by Happywanderer
	"Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" (Preview) A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.**** An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian wou...	Rip and Rosie	2	887	12:07 AM Oct 20, 2012 by Pinto
	Men ! (Preview)	rockylizard	0	773	03:32 AM Oct 19, 2012 by rockylizard
	True Story (Preview) *The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,* *"Hello."* *"Mrs. Sanders, please."* *"Speaking."* *"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Dorevitch Pathology Laboratory.* *When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr...*	jimbo	1	804	05:14 AM Oct 19, 2012 by jules47
	Boomerang (Preview)	rockylizard	0	601	03:12 AM Oct 18, 2012 by rockylizard
	Places for 2012 (Preview) I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several...	spida	0	658	02:18 AM Oct 18, 2012 by spida
	Courage (Preview)	tcp99	0	670	11:36 PM Oct 17, 2012 by tcp99
	How To Give A Cat A Pill (Preview) How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and s...	rtv47	4	864	01:15 AM Oct 16, 2012 by petengail
	So grandpa, how are you doing with the new Ipad we gave you for xmas (Preview) This is in german but nothing is lost in the translation... reminds me of some nomads I know... namely me http://www.snotr.com/video/8965/	petengail	3	965	11:39 PM Oct 13, 2012 by Plodnalong
	No Sex Tonight (Preview) I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, t...	tcp99	1	1169	10:48 PM Oct 11, 2012 by Pinto
	10 Years Later Still the Best of Friends (Preview) -- Edited by tcp99 on Wednesday 10th of October 2012 09:00:20 PM	tcp99	1	717	06:20 PM Oct 11, 2012 by kandagal
	If Only Everyone Thought This (Preview)	tcp99	1	716	02:25 PM Oct 11, 2012 by jimbo
	What If... (Preview)	tcp99	0	657	03:49 AM Oct 11, 2012 by tcp99
	Hot Cute Dog (Preview)	tcp99	0	783	06:17 PM Oct 7, 2012 by tcp99
	Julia and her chauffeur (Preview) Julia Gillard is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow walks out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: "You get out and check - you were driving. " The chauffeur gets out, checks...	HOOK	2	995	01:24 PM Oct 7, 2012 by Zoomtopz
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