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VIAGRA
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Sex in the Dark
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle...
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Men Teaching Classes for Women
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Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 29, 2013 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer How to Adjust a Thermost...
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ARENT GRANDKIDS GREAT
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A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Granddad. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Granddad's room. "Granddad, Granddad," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mummy comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!&quo...
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WINE...
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-- Edited by Big Gorilla on Sunday 8th of September 2013 08:40:01 AM
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Golf Balls
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A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." The blonde continued t...
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At The Disco
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Bill took his wife to a disco at the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large - breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. Bill's wife turned to him and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Bill says: "Looks like he's sti...
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THE TAXI DRIVER
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Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Central station in Sydney, leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large pla...
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heaven as told by an older lady
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She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. Don't worry about that, says St. Peter, It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings. The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries...
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Terrorism
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DATELINE: NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he...
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THE WIDOW
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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after His Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's t...
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London Cabbie
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A devout middle eastern gentleman entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because, as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to the music because, in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of t...
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Call Up - Guys Over 60
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This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier... New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing arse -backwards. Instead of sendi...
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Irish Millionaire
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Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, Im gonna do dat when I win da lottery. What's dat den? asks Mikey. Send me lawn away to be mowed."
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ONE for the OLD FELLA'S
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A little old man totters into a chemist to buy some Viagra."Can I have 6 tablets please and I want each of them cut into quarters"The chemist says "I can do that sir, but a quarter will not give youa full erection""I am 96 and don't have much use for an erection. I just w...
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Grand Parents...
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GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE Good morning . . . At present we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ....... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is......then se...
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Sweet Little Poem.
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A fart is a pleasant thing...It gives the belly ease... It warms the bed in winter... And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet... A fart can be loud... Some leave a powerful... Poisonous cloud A fart can be short... Or a fart can be long... Some farts have been known... To sound like a song...
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barina
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HEAVENLY TALK;
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.Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi, Wanda! 2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I d...
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It could happen to anyone...
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I swallowed some Tippex last night. Woke up with a massive correction.
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Irish Coffee
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Irish Coffee An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.' 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when...
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