Just Joking

gerard gue · gerard gue

Will You Live to see 80? Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just reached 70). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll liv...

DandS · DandS

Apparently a life guard has been given the sack from a local pool. Authorities claimed his conduct was poor and racist when he refused entry to a person of middle eastern appearance while pointing to the "No Bombing" sign.

DandS · DandS

A small boy rushes home from school and says "Dad, I've got the best part in the school play, Im going to be a man who has been married for 25 years." His Dad looks at him and replies, "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part !!"

Magnarc · Magnarc

A high school teacher informed the class that there would no excuses for not being present for the next day's exams. Unless there is a nuclear explosion, you will be at school tomorrow. A smart arse 15yr old said, "What if I am suffering from sexual exhaustion miss?" After all the laughter d...

HOOK · HOOK

If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine 'flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

. A Kiwi Muslim was caught having sex with a sheep today. He said it was islamb and he could do what he wanted with it.

reglynn · reglynn

I hope this has copyed over all right. BRAIN FARTS : CLICK

petengail · petengail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS_ec1jYH-M

gerard gue · gerard gue

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her. He whispered, 'I'M SO LONE...

valiant81 · valiant81

Subject: Colonoscopy Journal ABOUT THE WRITER Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humour columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showe...

2weis · 2weis

The human body has 7 trillion nerves. My wife manages to get on every f----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

nomadic1 · nomadic1

When you want to use the F Word...

petengail · petengail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEwT7sHVB7s

Nordic · Nordic

To all the grey Nomads out there we wish you a very Mery Christmas and a wonderful New Year filled with lots of new adventures and safe travels wherever you may roam have a great one everone cheers Nordic the ''wandering wrinklies''

sarg · sarg

Old TimersBar Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Lucinda.They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his Coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red Roses. When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their Good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the Heart closed again. It was a...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.. The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?' The mother replies, 'Well, y...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to sta...

petengail · petengail

I may have posted this ages ago but I laugh every time I see it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgRzytxGV8I

petengail · petengail

This is what you get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm7Ut89pOxg

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Will You Live to see 80? (Preview) Will You Live to see 80? Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just reached 70). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll liv...	gerard gue	1	732	06:05 AM Dec 17, 2012 by Nomad246
	No Bombing (Preview) Apparently a life guard has been given the sack from a local pool. Authorities claimed his conduct was poor and racist when he refused entry to a person of middle eastern appearance while pointing to the "No Bombing" sign.	DandS	1	629	04:46 AM Dec 16, 2012 by pauline
	Part in a Play (Preview) A small boy rushes home from school and says "Dad, I've got the best part in the school play, Im going to be a man who has been married for 25 years." His Dad looks at him and replies, "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part !!"	DandS	1	659	04:44 AM Dec 16, 2012 by pauline
	Quick answer (Preview) A high school teacher informed the class that there would no excuses for not being present for the next day's exams. Unless there is a nuclear explosion, you will be at school tomorrow. A smart arse 15yr old said, "What if I am suffering from sexual exhaustion miss?" After all the laughter d...	Magnarc	2	726	07:04 AM Dec 15, 2012 by Nomad246
	swine flu warning. (Preview) If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine 'flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.	HOOK	4	952	05:28 AM Dec 14, 2012 by Nomad246
	brilliant; (Preview) . A Kiwi Muslim was caught having sex with a sheep today. He said it was islamb and he could do what he wanted with it.	justcruisin01	3	873	07:26 PM Dec 13, 2012 by dazren
	Brain #arts (Preview) I hope this has copyed over all right. BRAIN FARTS : CLICK	reglynn	3	711	07:07 PM Dec 13, 2012 by Pinto
	Now lots of us nomads like to spend a bit of time on the water (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS_ec1jYH-M	petengail	2	845	04:55 AM Dec 13, 2012 by justcruisin01
	The Ugly Frog (Preview) An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her. He whispered, 'I'M SO LONE...	gerard gue	0	825	03:29 AM Dec 11, 2012 by gerard gue
	Subject: Colonoscopy Journal. (Preview) Subject: Colonoscopy Journal ABOUT THE WRITER Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humour columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showe...	valiant81	1	836	02:12 AM Dec 11, 2012 by nomadic1
	politically incorrect (Preview) The human body has 7 trillion nerves. My wife manages to get on every f----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------	2weis	0	859	08:58 PM Dec 8, 2012 by 2weis
	When you want to use the F... word (Preview) When you want to use the F Word...	nomadic1	7	874	06:05 AM Dec 8, 2012 by nomadic1
	Off Road Caravan Racing (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEwT7sHVB7s	petengail	1	810	05:52 AM Dec 8, 2012 by justcruisin01
	MERRY CHRISTMAS (Preview) To all the grey Nomads out there we wish you a very Mery Christmas and a wonderful New Year filled with lots of new adventures and safe travels wherever you may roam have a great one everone cheers Nordic the ''wandering wrinklies''	Nordic	0	708	12:31 AM Dec 7, 2012 by Nordic
	OLD TIMERS BAR (Preview) Old TimersBar Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Lucinda.They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room...	sarg	0	749	05:16 PM Dec 6, 2012 by sarg
	HEART SURGEON'S FUNERAL; (Preview) One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his Coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red Roses. When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their Good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the Heart closed again. It was a...	justcruisin01	1	988	09:14 PM Dec 6, 2012 by dazren
	FLAT STOMACH (Preview) A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.. The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?' The mother replies, 'Well, y...	justcruisin01	1	832	05:13 PM Dec 6, 2012 by Pam
	BLONDE IN CHURCH; (Preview) An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to sta...	justcruisin01	1	747	05:13 PM Dec 6, 2012 by Pam
	Just give it a bit more power (Preview) I may have posted this ages ago but I laugh every time I see it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgRzytxGV8I	petengail	0	745	09:40 PM Dec 4, 2012 by petengail
	If you go to YouTube and type in Camping Disasters (Preview) This is what you get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm7Ut89pOxg	petengail	0	714	09:34 PM Dec 4, 2012 by petengail
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