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VEET Hair Removal for Men
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Nearly wet myself reading this one This is an actual review on amazon.co.UK for Veet Hair Removal for Men... A. Chappell This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (Personal Care) After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and...
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Dear God
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Sue’s DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decidedon this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait! --------------------------...
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IRISH INSURANCE;
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Irish Fire Insurance A man and his wife moved back home to Cork , from London. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Britain was £2000.00 a year! When they arrived in Cork , they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. The agent looked it up on the computer and...
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FIVE RULES;
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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:1. Have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans up and has a job.2. Have a woman who can make you laugh.3. Have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.4. Have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. 5. And most important, ensure that these fo...
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Paddy
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Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a Labrador. F**k off says Mick, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
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The Good Life
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Tony and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise fo...
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Signs on Doors
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** At a Proctolog...
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Turkey
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Shot my first turkey yesterday. Scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section.
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Birth & Pain
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they were v...
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Smart kid Eric...
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As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.As he was walking away, I called af...
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50 shades of Frankston.
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As I stood in line at Centrelink thinking up reasons why I couldnt work a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, sweat and Lynx Africa. I turned and there he was, Dwayne, with his pants half way down his arse, our eyes met and even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for hi...
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THE GAY COWBOY;
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand... Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drun...
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I had a busy day today !!!
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Big Gorilla
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Washing the cat
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Me a dog person?......Ya think?
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This long but interesting ....
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Where did piss poor come from ? We older people need to learn something new every day...Just to keep the grey matter tuned up.Where did "Piss Poor" come from?Interesting History.They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot.And then once it was full it was ta...
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The Camel
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A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the po...
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Sleeping with John.........With age comes wisdom
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SLEEPING WITH JOHN The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with John, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with John and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and h...
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DOLLY VERSES ELIZABETH;
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The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven! Queen ElizabethandDolly Partondie on the same day and they both gobefore an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,so the Angel must decide which of themgets in.The Angel asks Dolly if there's some...
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